Welp, Late Help
[desc] Yesterday, famous journalist @@RANDOMNAMEMALE(1)@@, known to be a huge supporter of your party, died of a heart attack. However, there are spread rumours that the medical staff sent to help him purposefully arrived late due to being a supporter of the opposition party.
[option] "This is an absolute disgrace, not only to @@RANDOMNAMEMALE(1)@@'s family, but also to all his supporters." States his advisor, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Medical staff arriving late, because they were supporters of the opposition party? Shameful. If this is the quality of doctors in @@NAME@@, trust me, we're doomed. Make sure all doctors are neutral politically, so that these incidents don't happen again."
[result] @@DENONYMADJECTIVE@@ medical staff have to be in multiple places at a time
[option] "We have preferences, y'know." Casually replies @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, one of the doctors sent to save @@RANDOMNAMEMALE(1)@@ "One time, he even insulted the hospital we worked with, saying that it was a 'dirty and biased hospital'. Yeah, we're supposed to come as quickly as possible, but we still had to finish up with our current patients. Of course, just giving you a little tip on who to support." She gives you a little wink and leaves.
[result] Hospitals now host political debates
[option] "What even brought up this mess in the first place? Hospitals and a family who didn't know how to perform medical operations." Brings up your Minister of Creative Solutions, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Instead of neutralizing all doctors, or allowing doctors to finish up with their current patients before moving to priority operations, let's ban the thing that caused this chaos: hospitals. Now I'm not saying to just do that, make sure each family in @@NAME@@ has a family member who knows how to carry out medical operations - that way everyone will be safe.
[result] The saying in @@NAME@@ is that 'every family fend for themselves'