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My only cause of death is old age.

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Socialist Illinois
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Founded: Sep 25, 2020
Ex-Nation

My only cause of death is old age.

Postby Socialist Illinois » Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:07 pm

My nation's largest, infact, only leading cause of death is old age, how did this happen?

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New haven america
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Founded: Oct 08, 2012
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby New haven america » Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:08 pm

You haven't discovered immortality yet.
Human of the male variety
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Sanghyeok
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Founded: Dec 29, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Sanghyeok » Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:09 pm

Your nation may be too new to have any other factors.
どんな時も、赤旗の眩しさを覚えていた
Magical socialist paradise headed by an immortal, tea-loving and sometimes childish Chairwoman who happens to be the younger Ōmiya sister

Mini custard puddings
And fresh poured Darjeeling
Strawberry parfait so sweet and appealing,
Little soft plushies and baths in hot springs
These are a few of my favourite things

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Picairn
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Founded: Feb 21, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Picairn » Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:11 pm

I would like to ask how in the world you achieved 100% mortality by old age.
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Mathuvan Union
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Founded: Feb 20, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Mathuvan Union » Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:02 pm

Picairn wrote:I would like to ask how in the world you achieved 100% mortality by old age.

I did it once in April, I think, but I don’t know how because I didn’t really pay attention to the game back then.
Behind the free market lies the iron fist of the state - the one thing I learned from The Blaatschapen, excluding how to say sheep in dutch.
Update: apparently it’s bleating sheep.

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Trotterdam
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Founded: Jan 12, 2012
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Trotterdam » Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:19 am

Congratulations!


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