My issue proposal:
Piggy Party
Draft 7
[desc]Last night at a party with many world leaders, @@NAME@@ was put to shame and made them the laughingstock of the modern world, all because of your newly appointed Secretary’s pig-like behavior at the dinner table. After spilling a glass of wine, chewing with @@HIS@@ mouth open, and even attempting to woo the princess of Maxtopia, @@HE@@ was asked to leave the party! You have called a meeting of your finest and most chivalrous ministers to your office to discuss the issue.
[option] “@@LEADER@@ we must enforce a mandatory manners school for all citizens of @@NATION@@.” Suggests your Minister of Table Manners. “Recent studies show that, in @@NAME@@, citizens who are more polite and well mannered are more productive to society. Even you should study at a school like that. You can finally learn how to not put your elbows on the table!” He suddenly barks at you.
[result] it is said even the fleas of @@NAME@@ are civilized.
[option] “Hey, why not invite them to a fancy party here in @@CAPITAL@@?” States your Minister of Fancy Parties. “We can show them how civilized @@NAME@@ really is and we can reclaim our nation’s respect between the world's nations. In fact, this will be the perfect time to use my invitation cards my mother-in-law gave me!”
[result] world leaders love fancy tea parties with @@LEADER@@
[option] “Why @@LEADER@@, I see no reason why I can’t just be myself." Your Secretary says, entering the room with a sewer-like stench. "Back when I was a kid we could do whatever we wanted without consequences! Let our nation do what we prefer, without all these awful complicated rules!”
[result] children in @@NAME@@ are told they can do whatever they want
“They said WHAT about @@NAME@@!” Screams your Minister of Defence. “We should march our army to the borders of those brutish nations and show them the might of @@NAME@@! That’ll make them think twice before insulting @@NAME@@”
[result] it is said dinner table squabbles turn to world wars.
Feel free to roast it :3