Title: Walk This Way
Text: Devotees of the Cult of Cyan have proclaimed a small shrine in rural @@NAME@@ to be the resting place of Saint Beryl, an ancient Cyanist prophet. Now, Cyanists from near and far wish to pay their respects there.
Validity: some religious freedom, no closed borders
1. "When April's showers have quenched March's drought, people want to go on pilgrimages," summarizes @@randomfirstname@@ Chaucer, a Cyanist poet and vagabond. "We must set aside sacred times of year when believers can walk to this holy site and contemplate the divine. It matters not whether you hail from @@NAME@@ or Maxtopia; all sisters and brothers of the faith must be able to worship here!"
effect: religious believers are strengthening their soles
2. "Why stop with the Cyanists?" challenges @@randomname@@, your Minister of Tourism. "Set up hostels and comfortable accommodations along the route, and bill it to tourists looking to exercise or get back to nature. We can even issue fancy stamps to people who make it all the way. Surely Saint Beryl would have wanted her grave to be a lively place!"
effect: all roads lead to roomy hotels
3. "Why start with the Cyanists?" retorts @@randomname@@, your Minister of Border Security. "The last thing we need are some aimless hippies tripping all over the place to find themselves, and the second-to-last thing we need are religious zealots carefully mapping our roadways. @@NAME@@ should deny visas to anyone with supernatural motivations, and only allow travel with legitimate business interests."
effect: inbound ferries turn around if passengers pray for a safe trip
4. "You know the saying; if the people can't come to Beryl, then Beryl will have to come to the people! Er, something like that," notes @@randomname@@, your boisterous Minister of Syncretism. "It shouldn't be too hard to dig up a few relics and take them on the road. Imagine it; throngs of foreigners lined up to meet our agents, who can give them the official perspective about life in @@NAME@@ while they goggle at some bones!"
effect: dem bones gonna get around