2nd draft:
[TITLE]
Content Discontent
Co-Author Credit: Terrabod
[DESCRIPTION]
A recent survey revealed a stark divide amongst @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@, with citizens across the political spectrum strongly agreeing that anybody who holds different views than their own is a "blithering idiot," an "unpatriotic traitor," and that they "probably have ugly children, too." The focus group assembled to address this phenomenon placed the blame squarely on the increasingly personalized nature of internet content, before itself splitting into warring factions over what to do about it.
[VALIDITY]
Has Internet
Capitalist
[CHOICE 1]
"We know what the problem is," argues @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_1@@ @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, spokesperson for one of the factions. "Big business has infested the internet with tracking algorithms, and pushes content to reinforce peoples' existing positions. Social media, video sites, news feeds... it's all a profit-driven scheme to trap people in their comfort zones where they'll spend their time and money! You need to prohibit trackers and ban corporate echo chambers, so those fools on the other side will finally be exposed to the truth!"
[EFFECT 1]
it's become a lot harder to find what you're looking for on the web
[CHOICE 2]
"That's not the problem!" yells rival faction member @@RANDOMNAME@@ over the top of @@HIS@@ colleague. "The problem is snowflakes like @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_1@@ who won't listen to opposing views! They don't like what I say and unfriend me when I point out how wrong they are. You need to make sure those algorithms are forcing people to consume opposing viewpoints in equal proportion to ones they want to hear. Only then will those weaklings finally see the truth!"
[EFFECT 2]
children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion
[CHOICE 3]
"Regulations? Government mandates? Those solutions are worse than the problem!" cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, who claims not to belong to any faction. "If people want to buy into an echo chamber, let them! If they want to do their own thing, let them! Why should the government have any control over the internet at all? Get rid of any regulations you do have, and let companies and consumers do what they want. The government needs to back off, and that's the truth!"
[EFFECT 3]
belief that @@LEADER@@ is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high
[CHOICE 4]
"What a bunch of fools!" comments your personal assistant, as you pull away from the argument. "Easily manipulated fools… That gives me an idea! Listen, if the citizenry is so stupid that they believe whatever content they read on the internet, why not provide that content ourselves? We can quietly develop our own algorithms to direct everyone towards the same pro-government messages. Then we'll see true unity… unity led by you!"
[EFFECT 4]
netizens fiercely argue over who loves @@LEADER@@ more
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