Press Gang
Validity: Does not have State Press.
Description
Your Minister of the Interior recently held an invitation-only press conference, which quickly became infamous for essentially being a three-hour tirade of lowball questions such as "what's your favorite thing about interior design" and "what color paint do you recommend for my son's bedroom." Needless to say, other media outlets are less than impressed.
Option 1
"This was the most blatant display of corruption I've ever seen!" screams @@LEADER@@ Sucks reporter @@RANDOMNAME@@, slipping your security guard a bribe in plain view. "The media's job is to hold the government accountable- not cozy up to them for favors! Any reporter who wants access to an official event should get it, and officials should be forced to take questions from everyone in the room!"
Effect: giggling prepubescent "reporters" demand to follow government officials into restroom stalls
Option 2
"The event was invitation-only due to limited seating and my very busy schedule," asserts your Minister of the Interior, taking a break from casually chatting with the chief editor of The @@LEADER@@ Times. "Who gets to attend press conferences and the like should be up to our discretion, since it's our decision to hold them in the first place. Maybe we could discuss this further over a drink?"
Effect: ribbon cutting ceremonies double as government fundraisers
Alternate: journalists are expected to bribe their way into press conferences on alleged corruption
Alternate 2: journalists are only allowed into press conferences if they wear earplugs and don't record anything
Option 3
Validity: Must allow computers and the Internet.
"You'd solve all these problems if you'd just put a little faith in technology," assures junior IT staffer @@RANDOMNAME@@, who's been trying to get your computer to work for the past hour. "You should set up a public online text feed for each government official, so they never miss a question and get to answer people whenever they feel comfortable doing so! It'll make these press conferences a thing of the past."
Effect: government officials stay up all night flaming and trolling their constituents
Alternate: officials' responses to citizens' questions are as speedy as they are robotic
