CURRENT DRAFT:
[Title] Fully Armed, But Not Fully Operational
[Validity] Has Conscription
[Description] @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ stands at the center of a controversy that has managed to dominate the news cycles for days. Like every other citizen who has come of age, @@HE_1@@ was conscripted into the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Military. Unlike every other fellow countryman, the @@MAN_1@@ sits in a wheelchair, and is unable to walk.
[Option 1] "Do you expect @@HIM_1@@ to charge at the enemy rolling down the hill on @@HIS_1@@ wheelchair?" smirks @@RANDOMNAME_2@@, who recently left the service, and has quite visibly forsaken any form of physical activity. "You can't have that poor @@MAN_1@@ conscripted into the army, @@HE_1@@'ll be completely useless! In fact, you need to conscript only the most able of bodies from now on. The fittest of the fittest, just like me!" a button on @@HIS_2@@ shirt finally gives out. "Or well, hehe, like I used to be".
[Effect 1] gyms across the nation stand empty and silent
[Option 2] "Frankly, I don't see what the fuss is all about," notes @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ while nimbly moving along a climbing rack with @@HIS_1@@ wheelchair dangling below @@HIM_1@@. "Sure, I may not be able to use my legs, but why should that stop me from serving my country? I won't be able to kill our enemies at the front, but I could still be deployed as logistical support, working behind the scenes to make sure my fellow soldiers make it out alive. Excluding people like me from military service is a waste of potential, @@LEADER@@, and it's time that you changed the rules for a greater @@NAME@@. @@SLOGAN@@!"
[Effect 2] kids reminisce about the days when a mere stomach ache was a reason enough to stay home from school
[Option 3] General @@RANDOMNAME_3@@ rubs @@HIS_3@@ eye after having been the unintentional target of @@RANDOMNAME_2@@'s shirt's button. "Bloody hell, @@HE_2@@ may be out of shape, but @@HIS_2@@ aim certainly isn't! @@LEADER@@, listen, we may have stumbled upon something here. We could implement wheelchairs into our military strategies in a revolutionary way! How you ask? Miniaturized missile launchers and miniguns attached to their frames, baby! Our disabled boys and gals will become unstoppable one man tank units..."
[Effect 3] no one dares to bully the kid on the wheelchair anymore