Title: Art Where Aren't Thou?
Description: ]After you made graffiti legal, many took to the streets to bring color to everyone. One particularly ambitious group of aspiring artists took to a historic mural, a brawl began between them and a vigilant band of tour guides, with both parties having made it into your office, you are now forced to tour the options of where art is legal.
Validity: Choose option 3 in#114 Wipe Out Graffiti
Needs complete reworking.
Option 1: An angry looking woman, covered completely with spray paint, claps her hands, trying to gather the room's attention, when that fails she gives a little cough that devolves into a fit. Finally with all eyes on her she starts, “Our entire livelihood is shaped by this city and textured by the artifacts it secrets! These hooligans wish to destroy these artifacts, in any form they can manage. Instead of letting these monsters color our counties reputation with vulgar symbols, ban this desecration, and put them to work cleaning up their own mess.” She hacks one more time, leaving glitter on your desk and retreats behind her mass of guides brandishing brochures menacingly.
[effect] Aspiring artists in community service outfits follow angry tour guides to scrub anything more lively than beige off buildings.
Option 2: A rough looking man with numerous paper cuts and bruises struts forward bumping as many guides as possible in between him and your desk, “@@LEADER@@, you declared that we would have space to do our art, and giving in now is simply undermining your authority.” He leans closer to you, and you see a tattoo of a snake around his ear, “For us, your pro-graffiti policy is the same as saying ‘@@SLOGAN@@.’ We will be your loyal followers for as long as you run... Or at least until someone offers us something better.”
[effect] Graffiti often depicts @@LEADER@@ chained to neighboring art.
Option 3: A tired looking tour guide with a stylized “V’’ branded on his apparel steps forward, “Our livelihood depends on our surroundings yes, but every one should be able to do their hobby. I suggest that we dedicate places for graffiti, and only allow it there.
[effect] Things Stranger fans have flashbacks as layers of paint stretch off the graffiti designated walls.
Option 4: A well dressed, prominent business man bribes his way into the door to lay down his proposition, “Mr. @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@ is correct, just because this hobby can be disruptive to other citizens doesn’t mean it should be hunted to extinction [i]cough we never have done that cough cough no, never cough.
What was I saying? Oh, yes, you should let the private industry pitch in and open these graffiti areas. Of course, it might cost them a bit more than the public ones, but the public doesn't pay for anyone else's hobby!
[effect] Graffiti artists are learning the “soul” does not mean the bottom of your shoe.[/i]