CURRENT DRAFT:
[Title] Atomic Split
[Validity] Must have chosen 67.1 or 466.4, Must have WMDs
[Description] With your government allowing provinces to formally secede, East @@ANIMAL@@land has declared its intention to become a sovereign state. However, that territory not only contains several military bases, but more importantly, it holds a large portion of your nation's nuclear stockpile.
[Option 1] "Well, Violet on a popsicle stick!" exclaims your Minister of Interior, clutching @@HIS@@ head. "Honestly, you need to establish some ground rules around this secession scheme of yours! We need to immediately deny East @@ANIMAL@@land their request for independence, and the same goes for any other region or province that holds anything of importance to @@NAME@@'s continued existence. Either they'll happily stay a part of our nation or we'll make them, by force if necessary!"
[Effect 1] prospecting secessionists happily declare how worthless and unimportant they are
[Option 2] "Come now, old friend, surely you don't want to be seen doing anything as draconian as that?" coos the self-appointed Minister of State of the hopefully-soon-to-be-independent nation of East @@ANIMAL@@land. "We'd be more than happy to sell you your radioactive poppers back once we become an independent state. I'm afraid the price will be rather steep though, seeing as how we'll need to fill our newly independent treasury... But surely any cost will be worth getting your shiny, deadly toys back, no?"
[Effect 2] the Ministry of Finance went into a meltdown upon hearing the price to avoid nuclear disaster
[Option 3] Your Minister of Intelligence, blending in perfectly with the background of the room, whispers into your ear. "Don't startle, it's me @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@! There's another solution, you know. You'll sign their declaration of independence to keep up appearances, but I'll mount a covert operation to infiltrate the military bases holding our WMDs to render them non-operational. Sure, East @@ANIMAL@@land will still have the husks which they could potentially reverse engineer, but it'll buy us at least a few years to stock up on a new, even deadlier nuclear arsenal!"
[Effect 3] @@NAME@@ isn't the only thing that's falling apart
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