After @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, an important theologian, allegedly proved that the Violetist god exists, the government is in disarray. While he has only released the paper to the government and not to the public, there is considerable worry as to what to do with @@HIS@@/@@HE@@/@@HIM@@.
Issue validity: the nations must not have state-controlled media, and cannot be a theocracy or have state-mandated atheism.
1. 'This is an disaster!' squeaks @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Secularism. 'Violetists are barely a tenth of our population; but if anyone catches wind of this, they'll want to be the ruling class! There might be a civil war! We must pay off this scholar before all hell breaks loose!
Result: Anti-governemnt philosophers are among the nation's richest citizens.
2. 'Why waste money?" questions the head of your secret service, @@RANDOMNAME@@. We could just as easily make her ... disappear.
Result: Being a successful theologian has its risks.
3. Your minister for the Free Press stands up, outraged. 'I cannot believe you can even think of doing this! That woman must be allowed to publish whatever she wants whenever she wants! We do have free speech, you know...'
Result: The book 'How to Assassinate @@LEADER@@ is a bestseller.
4. Your brother, who's not supposed to be here, looks up from his phone. 'The Minister has a point. If you make all media state-owned, you wouldn't have this problem.
Result: The 'hour with the Opposition' has been replaced with the 'Ideological Purity Hour'.
5. Richard Dowkins, author of the book 'the Deity Delusion', calls you on your phone. He says 'I heard about this. Give me a few months, and I'll be able to debunk the fraud, so no harm done.'
Result: Atheists and Theists are reduced to tears on the debate stage.