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Currently on: DRAFT III
DRAFT I
VALIDITY
None
DESCRIPTION
Tragedy almost struck yesterday in @@NAME@@ quite literally: a Blackacre ballistic missile flew past all of the @@DENONYMNADJECTIVE@@ surface to air missiles, supposed to shoot down missiles like this one. Although the missile never hit, your personal bunker is packed with your top advisors, who seem to be making no progress.
OPTION ONE
"We cannot continue!" yells General @@RANDOMNAME@@, smashing @@HIS@@ hand on the table. "We barely get funding already, we are stretched paper-thin, and our missiles are so old anyway I doubt they'd be able to hit a flyin' @@ANIMAL@@! Focus on rearming and rebuilding all of your missile defence sites, then maybe we won't start seeing orphanages going up in smoke!
OUTCOME
astronaut death rates during takeoff have increased dramatically around the world.
Safety, Arms Manufacturing, and Defence Forces +
Authoritarianism, Pacifism, Freedom From Taxation -
OPTION TWO
"PEW PEW PEW!" says Chief Science Officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, holding what appears to be a laser pointer mounted to a squirt gun. "Lasers to the rescue! With new technology, we can develop lasers that can destroy missiles much better than our conventional missiles today do! But we might need some funding... a lot of funding. Even then, I'm sure you can find some in the budget!" He smiles, while pretending to incinerate a plate of macaroni.
OUTCOME
donating plasma has taken on a whole new meaning.
Scientific Advancement, Defence Forces, Arms Manufacturing +
Primitivism, Freedom From Taxation, Pacfism -
OPTION THREE
"NOT THE MACARONI!" yells your rarely enthusiastic Economic Minister, rationing it out into fourths. "What was that? Oh, the missiles. Just forget about them. They may be stretched paper-thin, but nowhere near as stretched as the budget. I'm sure we'll do just fine." He shrugs and takes a sip of water.
OUTCOME
fireballs appearing in @@NAME@@ are a common sight.
Death Rate, Freedom From Taxation, Pacfism +
Defence Forces, Arms Manufacturing, Corruption -
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must not oppose WMDs.
"You know, my friend," says Agent Bames Nond from under the table, whos mere existence has set off your Geiger counters, "that the reason Blackacre is launching missiles is to test their nuclear weapons capabilities. I say you get some nukes and you show them who's boss. Add some secret missile sites, nuclear submarines, and stealth fighters with nuclear bombs, and they will never see you coming." He jumps out from under the table with a flash drive. "Aha! A bug!"
Mining, Defence Forces, Arms Manufacturing +
Freedom From Taxation, Pacifism, Integrity -
OUTCOME
black operations couldn't be more fluorescent green.
OPTION FIVE
Fleet Admiral Gimea R. Eason calmly places a beige folder on the table. "Why not just attack Blackacre? Simple enough. They mess with us, we attack them. We have a strong enough army and navy, now let's use them! In fact, offically retaliate to any missile launch. We could even make some up- I mean, make up, with Blackacre."
OUTCOME
launching model rockets is sometimes considered an "act of war".
Defence Forces, Corruption, Black Market +
Integrity, Pacifism, Political Freedom -
Integrity,
VALIDITY
None
DESCRIPTION
Tragedy almost struck yesterday in @@NAME@@ quite literally: a Blackacre ballistic missile flew past all of the @@DENONYMNADJECTIVE@@ surface to air missiles, supposed to shoot down missiles like this one. Although the missile never hit, your personal bunker is packed with your top advisors, who seem to be making no progress.
OPTION ONE
"We cannot continue!" yells General @@RANDOMNAME@@, smashing @@HIS@@ hand on the table. "We barely get funding already, we are stretched paper-thin, and our missiles are so old anyway I doubt they'd be able to hit a flyin' @@ANIMAL@@! Focus on rearming and rebuilding all of your missile defence sites, then maybe we won't start seeing orphanages going up in smoke!
OUTCOME
astronaut death rates during takeoff have increased dramatically around the world.
Safety, Arms Manufacturing, and Defence Forces +
Authoritarianism, Pacifism, Freedom From Taxation -
OPTION TWO
"PEW PEW PEW!" says Chief Science Officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, holding what appears to be a laser pointer mounted to a squirt gun. "Lasers to the rescue! With new technology, we can develop lasers that can destroy missiles much better than our conventional missiles today do! But we might need some funding... a lot of funding. Even then, I'm sure you can find some in the budget!" He smiles, while pretending to incinerate a plate of macaroni.
OUTCOME
donating plasma has taken on a whole new meaning.
Scientific Advancement, Defence Forces, Arms Manufacturing +
Primitivism, Freedom From Taxation, Pacfism -
OPTION THREE
"NOT THE MACARONI!" yells your rarely enthusiastic Economic Minister, rationing it out into fourths. "What was that? Oh, the missiles. Just forget about them. They may be stretched paper-thin, but nowhere near as stretched as the budget. I'm sure we'll do just fine." He shrugs and takes a sip of water.
OUTCOME
fireballs appearing in @@NAME@@ are a common sight.
Death Rate, Freedom From Taxation, Pacfism +
Defence Forces, Arms Manufacturing, Corruption -
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must not oppose WMDs.
"You know, my friend," says Agent Bames Nond from under the table, whos mere existence has set off your Geiger counters, "that the reason Blackacre is launching missiles is to test their nuclear weapons capabilities. I say you get some nukes and you show them who's boss. Add some secret missile sites, nuclear submarines, and stealth fighters with nuclear bombs, and they will never see you coming." He jumps out from under the table with a flash drive. "Aha! A bug!"
Mining, Defence Forces, Arms Manufacturing +
Freedom From Taxation, Pacifism, Integrity -
OUTCOME
black operations couldn't be more fluorescent green.
OPTION FIVE
Fleet Admiral Gimea R. Eason calmly places a beige folder on the table. "Why not just attack Blackacre? Simple enough. They mess with us, we attack them. We have a strong enough army and navy, now let's use them! In fact, offically retaliate to any missile launch. We could even make some up- I mean, make up, with Blackacre."
OUTCOME
launching model rockets is sometimes considered an "act of war".
Defence Forces, Corruption, Black Market +
Integrity, Pacifism, Political Freedom -
Integrity,
DRAFT II
VALIDITY
None
DESCRIPTION
Tragedy almost struck yesterday in @@NAME@@ quite literally: a Blackacre ballistic missile test fire flew past all of the @@DENONYMNADJECTIVE@@ surface to air missiles, supposed to shoot down ballistic weapons like this one. Although the missile never hit, your personal bunker is packed with your top advisors, who seem to be making no progress.
OPTION ONE
"This may not have been a direct attack, but this cannot continue!" yells General @@RANDOMNAME@@, smashing @@HIS@@ hand on the table. "We barely get funding already, we are stretched paper-thin, and our missiles are so old anyway I doubt they'd be able to hit a flyin' @@ANIMAL@@! Focus on rearming and rebuilding all of your missile defence sites, then maybe we won't start seeing orphanages going up in smoke!
OUTCOME
astronaut death rates during takeoff have increased dramatically around the world.
OPTION TWO
"PEW PEW PEW!" says Chief Science Officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, holding what appears to be a laser pointer mounted to a squirt gun. "Lasers to the rescue! With new technology, we can develop lasers that can destroy missiles much better than our conventional missiles today do! But we might need some funding... a lot of funding. Even then, I'm sure you can find some in the budget!" He smiles, while pretending to incinerate a plate of macaroni.
OUTCOME
donating plasma has taken on a whole new meaning.
OPTION THREE
"NOT THE MACARONI!" yells your rarely enthusiastic Economic Minister, rationing it out into fourths. "What was that? Oh, the missiles. Just forget about them. They may be stretched paper-thin, but nowhere near as stretched as the budget. I'm sure we'll do just fine." He shrugs and takes a sip of water.
OUTCOME
fireballs appearing in @@NAME@@ are a common sight.
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must not oppose WMDs.
"You know, my friend," says Agent Bames Nond from under the table, whos mere existence has set off your Geiger counters, "that the reason Blackacre is launching missiles is to test their nuclear weapons capabilities. I say you get some nukes and you show them who's boss. Add some secret missile sites, nuclear submarines, and stealth fighters with nuclear bombs, and they will never see you coming." He jumps out from under the table with a flash drive. "Aha! A bug!"
OUTCOME
black operations couldn't be more fluorescent green.
OPTION FIVE
Fleet Admiral Gimea R. Eason calmly places a beige folder on the table. "Why not just attack Blackacre? Simple enough. They mess with us, we attack them. We have a strong enough army and navy, now let's use them! In fact, offically retaliate to any missile launch. We could even make some up- I mean, make up with Blackacre. Who cares if they never actually hit us?"
OUTCOME
launching model rockets is sometimes considered an "act of war".
VALIDITY
None
DESCRIPTION
Tragedy almost struck yesterday in @@NAME@@ quite literally: a Blackacre ballistic missile test fire flew past all of the @@DENONYMNADJECTIVE@@ surface to air missiles, supposed to shoot down ballistic weapons like this one. Although the missile never hit, your personal bunker is packed with your top advisors, who seem to be making no progress.
OPTION ONE
"This may not have been a direct attack, but this cannot continue!" yells General @@RANDOMNAME@@, smashing @@HIS@@ hand on the table. "We barely get funding already, we are stretched paper-thin, and our missiles are so old anyway I doubt they'd be able to hit a flyin' @@ANIMAL@@! Focus on rearming and rebuilding all of your missile defence sites, then maybe we won't start seeing orphanages going up in smoke!
OUTCOME
astronaut death rates during takeoff have increased dramatically around the world.
OPTION TWO
"PEW PEW PEW!" says Chief Science Officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, holding what appears to be a laser pointer mounted to a squirt gun. "Lasers to the rescue! With new technology, we can develop lasers that can destroy missiles much better than our conventional missiles today do! But we might need some funding... a lot of funding. Even then, I'm sure you can find some in the budget!" He smiles, while pretending to incinerate a plate of macaroni.
OUTCOME
donating plasma has taken on a whole new meaning.
OPTION THREE
"NOT THE MACARONI!" yells your rarely enthusiastic Economic Minister, rationing it out into fourths. "What was that? Oh, the missiles. Just forget about them. They may be stretched paper-thin, but nowhere near as stretched as the budget. I'm sure we'll do just fine." He shrugs and takes a sip of water.
OUTCOME
fireballs appearing in @@NAME@@ are a common sight.
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must not oppose WMDs.
"You know, my friend," says Agent Bames Nond from under the table, whos mere existence has set off your Geiger counters, "that the reason Blackacre is launching missiles is to test their nuclear weapons capabilities. I say you get some nukes and you show them who's boss. Add some secret missile sites, nuclear submarines, and stealth fighters with nuclear bombs, and they will never see you coming." He jumps out from under the table with a flash drive. "Aha! A bug!"
OUTCOME
black operations couldn't be more fluorescent green.
OPTION FIVE
Fleet Admiral Gimea R. Eason calmly places a beige folder on the table. "Why not just attack Blackacre? Simple enough. They mess with us, we attack them. We have a strong enough army and navy, now let's use them! In fact, offically retaliate to any missile launch. We could even make some up- I mean, make up with Blackacre. Who cares if they never actually hit us?"
OUTCOME
launching model rockets is sometimes considered an "act of war".
DRAFT III
VALIDITY
None
DESCRIPTION
Tragedy almost struck yesterday in @@NAME@@ quite literally: during a training session all 20 ballistic missiles involved in the test flew past all of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ surface to air missiles designed to stop these missiles from impacting. Your personal bunker is packed with your top advisors, who seem to be making no progress.
OPTION ONE
"This may not have been a real attack, but this cannot continue!" yells General @@RANDOMNAME@@, smashing @@HIS@@ hand on the table. "Our SAM batteries barely get funding already, we are stretched paper-thin, and our missiles are so old anyway I doubt they'd be able to hit a flyin' @@ANIMAL@@! Focus on rearming and rebuilding all of your missile defence sites, then maybe we won't start seeing orphanages going up in smoke!
OUTCOME
astronaut death rates during takeoff have increased dramatically around the world
OPTION TWO
"PEW PEW PEW!" says Chief Science Officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, holding what appears to be a laser pointer mounted to a squirt gun. "Lasers to the rescue! With new technology, we can develop lasers that can destroy missiles much better than our conventional missiles today do! But we might need some funding... a lot of funding. Even then, I'm sure you can find some in the budget!" He smiles, while pretending to incinerate a plate of macaroni.
OUTCOME
donating plasma has taken on a whole new meaning
OPTION THREE
"NOT THE MACARONI!" yells your rarely enthusiastic Economic Minister, rationing it out into fourths. "What was that? Oh, the missiles. Just forget about them. They may be stretched paper-thin, but nowhere near as stretched as the budget. I'm sure we'll do just fine." He shrugs and takes a sip of water. "Nobody would dare attack such a fine nation with such a fine leader!"
OUTCOME
fireballs appearing in @@NAME@@ are a common sight
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must not oppose WMDs.
"You know, my friend," says Agent Bames Nond from under the table, whose mere existence has set off your Geiger counters, as well as your intruder alarms, "A lot of states use these ballistic missiles for weapons of mass destruction. Why not get some of your own? Of course, keep it secret. Add some secret missile sites, nuclear submarines, and stealth fighters with nuclear bombs, and they will never see you coming." He jumps out from under the table with a flash drive. "Aha! A bug!"
OUTCOME
black operations couldn't be more fluorescent green
OPTION FIVE
Fleet Admiral Gimea R. Eason calmly places a beige folder on the table. "Why not just attack anyone who fires missiles? Simple enough. They mess with us, we attack them. We have an army and navy, even without strong SAM capabilities, now use them! In fact, offically retaliate to any state we deem unfit to have missiles. We could even annex- I mean, democratically liberate Blackacre. I've seen some of their new rockets, wouldn't you like to keep things peaceful in the world, @@LEADER@@?
OUTCOME
launching model rockets is sometimes considered an "act of war"
VALIDITY
None
DESCRIPTION
Tragedy almost struck yesterday in @@NAME@@ quite literally: during a training session all 20 ballistic missiles involved in the test flew past all of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ surface to air missiles designed to stop these missiles from impacting. Your personal bunker is packed with your top advisors, who seem to be making no progress.
OPTION ONE
"This may not have been a real attack, but this cannot continue!" yells General @@RANDOMNAME@@, smashing @@HIS@@ hand on the table. "Our SAM batteries barely get funding already, we are stretched paper-thin, and our missiles are so old anyway I doubt they'd be able to hit a flyin' @@ANIMAL@@! Focus on rearming and rebuilding all of your missile defence sites, then maybe we won't start seeing orphanages going up in smoke!
OUTCOME
astronaut death rates during takeoff have increased dramatically around the world
OPTION TWO
"PEW PEW PEW!" says Chief Science Officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, holding what appears to be a laser pointer mounted to a squirt gun. "Lasers to the rescue! With new technology, we can develop lasers that can destroy missiles much better than our conventional missiles today do! But we might need some funding... a lot of funding. Even then, I'm sure you can find some in the budget!" He smiles, while pretending to incinerate a plate of macaroni.
OUTCOME
donating plasma has taken on a whole new meaning
OPTION THREE
"NOT THE MACARONI!" yells your rarely enthusiastic Economic Minister, rationing it out into fourths. "What was that? Oh, the missiles. Just forget about them. They may be stretched paper-thin, but nowhere near as stretched as the budget. I'm sure we'll do just fine." He shrugs and takes a sip of water. "Nobody would dare attack such a fine nation with such a fine leader!"
OUTCOME
fireballs appearing in @@NAME@@ are a common sight
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must not oppose WMDs.
"You know, my friend," says Agent Bames Nond from under the table, whose mere existence has set off your Geiger counters, as well as your intruder alarms, "A lot of states use these ballistic missiles for weapons of mass destruction. Why not get some of your own? Of course, keep it secret. Add some secret missile sites, nuclear submarines, and stealth fighters with nuclear bombs, and they will never see you coming." He jumps out from under the table with a flash drive. "Aha! A bug!"
OUTCOME
black operations couldn't be more fluorescent green
OPTION FIVE
Fleet Admiral Gimea R. Eason calmly places a beige folder on the table. "Why not just attack anyone who fires missiles? Simple enough. They mess with us, we attack them. We have an army and navy, even without strong SAM capabilities, now use them! In fact, offically retaliate to any state we deem unfit to have missiles. We could even annex- I mean, democratically liberate Blackacre. I've seen some of their new rockets, wouldn't you like to keep things peaceful in the world, @@LEADER@@?
OUTCOME
launching model rockets is sometimes considered an "act of war"
DRAFT IV
VALIDITY
None
DESCRIPTION
Tragedy almost struck yesterday in @@NAME@@ quite literally: during a training session the ballistic missiles involved in the exercise flew past all of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ surface to air defenses designed to stop these missiles from impacting. Your personal bunker is packed with your top advisors, who seem to be making no progress.
OPTION ONE
"This may not have been a real attack, but this cannot continue!" yells General @@RANDOMNAME@@, smashing @@HIS@@ hand on the table. "Our SAM batteries barely get funding already, we are stretched paper-thin, and our missiles are so old anyway I doubt they'd be able to hit a flyin' @@ANIMAL@@! Focus on rearming and rebuilding all of your missile defense sites, then maybe we won't start seeing orphanages going up in smoke!
OUTCOME
astronaut death rates during takeoff have increased dramatically around the world
OPTION TWO
"PEW PEW PEW!" says Chief Science Officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, holding what appears to be a laser pointer mounted to a squirt gun. "Lasers to the rescue! With new technology, we can develop lasers that can destroy missiles much better than our conventional missiles today do! But we might need some funding... a lot of funding. Even then, I'm sure you can find some in the budget!" He smiles, while pretending to incinerate a plate of macaroni.
OUTCOME
donating plasma has taken on a whole new meaning
OPTION THREE
"NOT THE MACARONI!" yells your rarely enthusiastic Economic Minister, rationing it out into fourths. "What was that? Oh, the missiles. Just forget about them. Our defenses may be stretched paper-thin, but nowhere near as stretched as the budget. I'm sure we'll do just fine." He shrugs and takes a sip of water. "Nobody would dare attack such a fine nation with such a fine leader!"
OUTCOME
fireballs appearing in @@NAME@@ are a common sight
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must not oppose WMDs.
"You know, my friend," says Agent Bames Nond from under the table, whose mere existence has set off your Geiger counters, as well as your intruder alarms, "A lot of states use these ballistic missiles for weapons of mass destruction. Why not get some of your own? Of course, keep it secret. Add some secret missile sites, nuclear submarines, and stealth fighters with nuclear bombs, and they will never see you coming." He jumps out from under the table with a flash drive. "Aha! A bug!"
OUTCOME
black operations couldn't be more fluorescent green
OPTION FIVE
Fleet Admiral Gimea R. Eason calmly places a beige folder on the table. "Why not just attack anyone who fires missiles? Simple enough. They mess with us, we attack them. We have an army and navy, even without strong SAM capabilities, now use them! In fact, officially retaliate to any state we deem unfit to have missiles. We could even annex- I mean, democratically liberate Blackacre. I've seen some of their new rockets, wouldn't you like to keep things peaceful in the world, @@LEADER@@?
OUTCOME
launching model rockets is sometimes considered an "act of war"
VALIDITY
None
DESCRIPTION
Tragedy almost struck yesterday in @@NAME@@ quite literally: during a training session the ballistic missiles involved in the exercise flew past all of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ surface to air defenses designed to stop these missiles from impacting. Your personal bunker is packed with your top advisors, who seem to be making no progress.
OPTION ONE
"This may not have been a real attack, but this cannot continue!" yells General @@RANDOMNAME@@, smashing @@HIS@@ hand on the table. "Our SAM batteries barely get funding already, we are stretched paper-thin, and our missiles are so old anyway I doubt they'd be able to hit a flyin' @@ANIMAL@@! Focus on rearming and rebuilding all of your missile defense sites, then maybe we won't start seeing orphanages going up in smoke!
OUTCOME
astronaut death rates during takeoff have increased dramatically around the world
OPTION TWO
"PEW PEW PEW!" says Chief Science Officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, holding what appears to be a laser pointer mounted to a squirt gun. "Lasers to the rescue! With new technology, we can develop lasers that can destroy missiles much better than our conventional missiles today do! But we might need some funding... a lot of funding. Even then, I'm sure you can find some in the budget!" He smiles, while pretending to incinerate a plate of macaroni.
OUTCOME
donating plasma has taken on a whole new meaning
OPTION THREE
"NOT THE MACARONI!" yells your rarely enthusiastic Economic Minister, rationing it out into fourths. "What was that? Oh, the missiles. Just forget about them. Our defenses may be stretched paper-thin, but nowhere near as stretched as the budget. I'm sure we'll do just fine." He shrugs and takes a sip of water. "Nobody would dare attack such a fine nation with such a fine leader!"
OUTCOME
fireballs appearing in @@NAME@@ are a common sight
OPTION FOUR
VALIDITY: Must not oppose WMDs.
"You know, my friend," says Agent Bames Nond from under the table, whose mere existence has set off your Geiger counters, as well as your intruder alarms, "A lot of states use these ballistic missiles for weapons of mass destruction. Why not get some of your own? Of course, keep it secret. Add some secret missile sites, nuclear submarines, and stealth fighters with nuclear bombs, and they will never see you coming." He jumps out from under the table with a flash drive. "Aha! A bug!"
OUTCOME
black operations couldn't be more fluorescent green
OPTION FIVE
Fleet Admiral Gimea R. Eason calmly places a beige folder on the table. "Why not just attack anyone who fires missiles? Simple enough. They mess with us, we attack them. We have an army and navy, even without strong SAM capabilities, now use them! In fact, officially retaliate to any state we deem unfit to have missiles. We could even annex- I mean, democratically liberate Blackacre. I've seen some of their new rockets, wouldn't you like to keep things peaceful in the world, @@LEADER@@?
OUTCOME
launching model rockets is sometimes considered an "act of war"