[description]The results of the recent Mathematical Aptitude and Reading Attainment Centralized Assessment Survey (MARACAS), administered by the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Ministry of Education, have shown that girls significantly outperform boys in academic performance in @@NAME@@. @@RANDOMNAMEMALE1@@, a teacher from a conservative private boys-only school, became the center of media attention when he suggested this was because teenage boys were distracted by the seductive female presence around them.
[validity]private schools are allowed
1. [option]"Temptation is the source of all evil!" pontificates @@RANDOMNAMEMALE1@@, punctuating every syllable of his statement by drilling imaginary holes into the air with his pen. "You cannot just put a bunch of boys into a classroom with voluptuous young girls in their prime and then expect them to concentrate on trigonometry." He casts a furtive but lewd glance at your intern and continues. "The boys in our school did far better than the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ average, simply because we keep them away from this temptation. Trust me, our students would soon outdo their peers in Dàguó if we implemented gender segregation in all schools."
[effect]theatrical plays in schools usually give kids their first experience with cross-dressing
2. [option]"I am appalled by the fact that we still have boys-only and girls-only schools!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, a feminist thinker, wrinkling @@HIS@@ nose at @@RANDOMNAMEMALE1@@. "How can we expect to have a functional society if men and women do not learn to co-exist? Gender-segregated schools are a hotbed for the emergence of chauvinistic ideas. We should ban them across the board and aim at gender balance in all schools in @@NAME@@. As for the boys' academic performance, well, maybe they would just do better if they stopped playing video games and did their homework instead."
[effect]many ballet schools are closing due to insufficient male student enrollment
3. [option]"As a boy who took that stupid assessment survey, let me give my two cents on this," chimes in @@RANDOMFIRSTNAMEMALE@@, your precocious teenage nephew, putting aside his uPad for a moment. "That test is really off the mark and measures utterly useless skills like how we solve pipe-and-pool problems or how to interpret a poem written five centuries ago. Many girls in my class do not seem to be bored with that, but I am. On the other hand, anything that involves more physical activity and the 'thrill of the chase' would be more appealing to boys like me. If we made school classes and performance tests more practice-oriented than abstract and theoretical, boys would perform just as well. Take my word for it."
[effect]biology classes in @@NAME@@'s schools involve catching frogs in the nearest pond for experimentation
4. [option]"If you ask me, it is stupid to try to fix a problem that is not fixable," snorts @@RANDOMNAMEFEMALE@@, a radical self-proclaimed gynosupremacist, who is dressed in purple from head to foot. "My sisters and I have been telling the world for years that men are cognitively deficient. The results of MARACAS only confirm what we have always known. Under these circumstances, we will just be beating a dead horse - and wasting lots of taxpayer money - if we insist that boys must attain higher education. It is enough if they learn their ABCs and basic arithmetics in primary school, but they should be encouraged to pursue menial jobs they are fit for after that, and women should be filling the intellectually-demanding jobs that only they are qualified for."
[effect]99% of @@NAME@@'s basket-weavers are men