Description: With the modernization of the nation's national parks well underway, @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@T&T, the largest telecom company in the country, is petitioning you for permission to construct cell towers across the newly-updated parks.
Validity: Has chosen #706.1, allows computers/phones, and is capitalist.
Option 1a: "We offer the best coverage in @@NAME@@, bar none!" pitches @@RANDOMNAME@@, a spokesperson for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@T&T. "Now, let us expand that coverage into your national parks. There is no better way to attract folks to the natural wonders of @@NAME@@ than blazing fast internet. With your permission - and a government grant or two - we can have everyone connected in no time. Plus, we can disguise towers as trees so no scenic views are lost!"
Validity: Has internet
Effect: the country's national parks are ranked according to their internet speeds
Option 1b: "We offer the best coverage in @@NAME@@, bar none!" pitches @@RANDOMNAME@@, a spokesperson for @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@T&T. "Now, let us expand that coverage into your national parks. There is no better way to attract folks to the natural wonders of @@NAME@@ than phone service. With your permission - and a government grant or two - we can have everyone calling in no time. Plus, we can disguise towers as trees so no scenic views are lost!"
Validity: No internet
Effect: the country's national parks are ranked according to their roaming charges
Option 2: "This is a terrible idea!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, who has just hiked in from a distant forest. "People go to national parks to escape the craziness of real life—constructing cell towers throughout completely defeats that purpose! Also, parks are set aside as development-free zones. I don't know about you, but cell towers sure sound like development to me! Keep our outdoors completely disconnected from the greater world so that we can enjoy nature through our eyes, not our phones!
Effect: @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ looking to avoid awkward conversations often claim to be visiting national parks
Option 3: "No, no, no!" yells @@RANDOMNAME@@, an environmentalist who nearly died when @@HE@@ was mauled by a bear after tying @@HIM@@self to a tree. "National parks exist to help preserve the unique and endangered wildlife of @@NAME@@, and modernization goes against that goal! For instance, many @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ birds are already endangered, and they're going to completely die off if they start frying themselves on cell towers! @@LEADER@@, it is imperative that you immediately close all national parks to further construction and leave them alone for Mother Nature!"
Effect: outdoor recreation across the nation has been parked
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