A List of Characters and Companies in Issues

[Westinor]

I've compiled a list of characters with unique names, as well as companies in all currently published issues. Inspired by this post.

Current Update - Up to Issue #1417

A few things to note:

Religious characters and organizations are not present, due to the existence of another list that compiles most of those.

Please note that due to the process in which this list was written(manually reading through every issue for hours on end) there are likely several omissions and errors. I'm also fairly inconsistent in the characters I note and don't note, as well as the groups they are put in. If you find an error, omission, or inconsistency, please point it out and I'll gladly fix it! Thanks!

This is currently a WIP, and I'll be continuously sprucing up the quality of this list. I'll continue to update descriptions and issue numbers, and suggestions on descriptions would be helpful too.

Finally, there are spoilers within the descriptions of some characters, particularly those within issue chains, so be warned.

Here we go!

Characters

Recurring and Grouped Characters

Doctor Bees - an eccentric character with an obsession with bees, who walks around clad in a bee costume. First appears in Issue #441 - You've Got A Friend In Bee. Sometimes shows up with ‘The Bird Lady’.

#441, #627, #756

The Bird Lady - a peculiar character with a fascination with birds, who wanders around in assorted bird costumes. Seems a bit insane. First appears in Issue #647 - Songbirds' Decline Ruffles Feathers. Sometimes shows up with ‘Doctor Bees’.

#647,#737, #756

Edward Rump - a wealthy businessman and tourist tycoon, who is generally insensitive and tends to repeat phrases for emphasis. He has a very self-centered personality, is often obsessed with his own image, and supports less government intervention in the market but is often found asking the government to put tariffs on foreign nations and help bail him out. First appears in Issue #457 - Colossus With Feet Of Clay, in which he advocates for the constructions of a monumental tourist attraction. Has a personality eerily similar to that of real-life U.S. President Donald Trump.

#457, #472, #503, #532, #777, #1075

Santa Claus - A jolly fat man who delivers gift to children around the world. First appears in Issue #471 - Red Sleigh Down, where he makes most of the children in your nation very sad. Talk of shooting him down has resulted on your nation being on the naughty list - coal for you!

#471, #851,#1128

Ayn Bland - an advocate for free markets and welfare cuts. Her books are often found being carried by wealthy businessmen. First appears in Issue #481 - Social Equality Reaching Embarassing Levels, in which she advises you to cut welfare and lower wage restrictions. Holds views strangely similar to real-life philosopher Ayn Rand.

#481, #530, #661

Will Eye The Science Guy/Will Zeke The Science Geek - A children’s entertainer and mad scientist who advocates for scientific logic. Will Eye appears to be more unhinged, whereas Will Zeke seems more calm. He also has static hair, and often sports a bow tie and a lab coat. First appears in Issue #482 - Whose Fault Is It Anyways? in which he proposes nationwide compatibility tests. Has a name curiously similar to real-life celebrity Bill Nye.

#482(Eye), #495(Zeke), #999(Zeke)

Max Barry - A strange man who thinks his writing is good. First Appears in Issue #77 - World To End, Or Possibly Just Mark Anniversary, where he probably does or says something not worth mentioning here. Has a name remarkably close to that of phenomenal real-life author Max Barry.

#77, #430, #471, #535

Catherine Gratwick - A seemingly omnipresent woman who holds multiple roles of national importance, as well as several feminist positions. Essentially an all-inclusive female character. First Appears in Issue #100 - Road Rage Rampage, in which she curses out the government.

#100, #101, #124, #158, #173, #188, #197, #200, #206, #232, #499, #501, #752, #855, #1065, #1122(Cathy)
Cardinal Mortimer Gratwick - #219 (an ancestor)
Elizabeth Gratwick - #752 (Grandmother)

Harold Weissenegger - a foreign bodybuilder who attempts to run for governmental office. Also a kindergarten teacher. First appears in Issue #427 - They Took Our Gubment! where he sets off a national debate on the legality of immigrants running for office. His name somewhat resembles that of real-life celebrity Arnold Scwharzenegger.

#427, #1322

Jack Michaelson - an eccentric and popular singer who owns a pet monkey. First appears in Issue #473 - A-B-C, Easy As Don't Use Me, where he moonwalks all over your office. His name oddly resembles that of real-life singer Michael Jackson, who passed away in 2009.

#473, #1072

Michel Cove - an explosive film director who has a habit of blowing down your office wall. First appears in Issue #876 - Sequels: The Saga Continues, where he begs you to bring back sequels. Queerly resembles real-life director Michael Bay.

#876, #984 (Mikaela Bay - #1207)

Earl Gray - a classy tea lover, who also appears as a murdered zookeeper. First appears in Issue #1040 - A Recipe For Success? in which he sips some tea and enjoys the finer side of things.

#1040, #1217

Lee Terallihitlah - a genocidal dictator who seeks asylum in your nation. Also known as the Butcher of Bigtopia. First mentioned in Issue #349 - Bigtopian Bigwigs Beset Border, where he seeks refuge in your nation after being overthrown. He is later genetically cloned in West Brasilistan.

#349, #1092

Family

Your Brother - Generally portrayed as overly aggressive, and often takes the role of an advisor who recommends that you oppress your people. He constantly finds niche business opportunities that often take advantage of people. Also advocates for economic freedom, appears to be somewhat culturally insensitive, and is often very stupid. Note that you may have multiple Siblings.

#0, #11, #17, #42, #192, #242, #371, #461, #534, #654, #718, #740, #777, #792, #794, #797, #820, #884, #902, #922, #980, #1000, #1003, #1059, #1067, #1077, #1079, #1106, #1128, #1143, #1144, #1187, #1200, #1228, #1233, #1263, #1291, #1332, #1333, #1345, #1352, #1407

Your Sister - Appears to be more of an opposite of your brother, and often advocates for peaceful solutions, and less dictatorship. Sometimes appears as a frustrated mother, and has problems dealing with her children. Note that you may have multiple siblings.

#11, #52, #456, #461, #523, #594, #797, #824, #881, #884, #980, #1063, #1131, #1143, #1228, #1232, #1300

Your Partner - Appears once in Issue #471. Probably breaks player autonomy?(but it is an Easter egg issue.

#471

Your Children - your "teenage social justice warrior daughter" appears alongside your partner in Issue #471.

#471

Your Mother - Appears to lend a more calm, paternal voice in matters of state.

#300, #534, #619, #745, #795, #824, #1064, #1068, #1088, #1094, #1358, #1407

Your Father - Appears once in Issue #884, and is the literal embodiment of a "Father Knows Best" state.

#884

Your Twin - Appears once in Issue #267, where they suggest that you declare yourself dictator.

#267

Your grandmother - A wise but often senile voice in matters of state.

#482, #915(mostly-blind), #922, #1110, #1127

Your grandfather - Appears once in Issue #922, where he advocates for rigorous food safety standards.

#922

Your nephew - appears in many different personalities (it's likely that you have multiple nephews), but is mainly a geek/nerd that is possibly a computer genius.

#474(Jimmy), #602, #713, #744(Montague), #884, #960, #996, #1063, #1101, #1131, #1157(Rodney), #1229, #1278
Your visually-impaired nephew - #922
Your slacker nephew - #456
Your six-year old nephew - #1215
Your wheeling and dealing nephew - #885
Your geeky nephew - #434
Your tech-savvy nephew - #613
Your shy teenage nephew - #782

Your niece - Appears in many different personalities (you may have multiple nieces) but is mainly more of a social justice warrior, who advocates for equality.

#448, #523(Kim), #551, #602, #752, #811, #897, #1010, #1043(Molly), #1077, #1085, #1131, #1200, #1228, #1291, #1300, #1407
Your nerdy niece - #503
Your shallow niece(brother’s daughter) - #534
Your lazy niece - #600
Your cynical niece - #661
Yourrighteous teenage niece - #828
Your movie-buff niece - #876
Your ultra-liberal teenage niece - #933
Your precocious young niece - #1208
your super-with-it niece - #1358
Molly’s Mother - #1043

Your uncle - Appears in many different personalities (it's possible you have multiple uncles), but is mainly an older, eccentric character with wacky descriptions.

#702, #823, #1039,#1068,#1131,#1200,#1291, #1407
Your DIY-Loving uncle - #856
Your estranged uncle - #868
Your lewd elderly uncle - #1171

Your aunt - Appears in many different personalities (it's possible you have multiple aunts), but is mainly a bit elderly and behind-on-the-times, and acts something like your sister.

#687, #1195, #1248, #1291
Your least favorite aunt from your mother’s side - #866
Your octogenarian aunt - #1272

Your great-uncle - Appears in Issue #1048, and is a racist bigot.

#1048

Your brother-in-law - Appears in Issue #275, where he acts an awful lot like your brother and tells you to quell political dissent.

#275

Your brother’s mother-in-law - Appears in Issue #425, but is only mentioned.

#425

Your cousin - You definitely have multiple cousins, all of whom play different roles in issues.

#612, m#798, #1307,#1333
Your politically ambitious cousin - #619
Your fifth cousin five times removed - #240
Arch-conservative cousin - #299
Paranoid cousin - #323
Your second-cousin twice-removed - #718
Your cousin Muhammad Lee - #736
Your libertarian cousin - #759

Other Groupings

Political Figures - Foreign Leaders, as well as notable members of your own government.

The Opposition Leader - #394, #453, #529, #657, #678, #805, #936, #1163,#1216, #1226, #1273
The Majority Whip - #657, 862
Otto Kratt - #731
The Holy Emperor of Dàguó' - #808, #965
Valeria Drake - #813,#958
Dustin Wiseau - #915
Tulsi Haggard - #1082
(‘Colonel’) Ernie Flanders - #532, #623, #1082

Old men - Several old men that appear to give you advice.

An elderly gentleman resting on a park bench - #61, #67, #78
His wife - #78
Quiet old man - #190
Old man on the street - #279
Crotchety old man - #287
Elderly army man - #475

Vigilantes and Villains - Heroes and Criminals with ridiculous interesting(?) names.

Dogman - #271,#385, #511, #838
Graphite Lad - #271
The Giggler - #511
Captain @@NAME@@ - #511
Weasel Lady - #838
Irritant Flower - #838
Slasher - #1188
Hungry Hippo Gang - #1188
The Rubber Waffle - #1188
Crime-Cleaver - #1188

Spies - Friendly and Enemy agents and spies that run covert operations in your nation.

Chief Spy L----- - #377
Crazy Boris - #424
Ursa Maddox - #424
James Bont - #610, #794, #960
Agent Cobblepot - #807
008 - #1297
Special Agent Angela Haskell - #1305
Special Agent Miley Orbison - #1305

Site Staff

[violet] - #430
Sedgistan - #420
Sanctaria - #430
Lenyo - #430
Mod - #430

AI - Scary robots with absurd amounts of numbers in their names.

SAL9000 - #472, #498, #1218
iCroft Holmes - #587
Mindy The Android Wife - #539
‘TnT-otaku’ - #624
GOLEM-100 - #715
GOLEM-100(1) - #715
SAL5000 - #879
Korematsu Unit S/N: 323-U.S.-214(1944) - #1218
Jonathan 5 - #1241
Jonathan 6 - #1241
Jonathan 8 - #1241
Jonathan314159x10^26 - #1241
FLIP-5318008 - #1281
DARYL-85 - #1281
SAINT-5 - #1281
LUL-2000 - #1317
EVL-KN:EVL - #1339
MAGPI: A AI responsible for the management of a large warehouse who began to feel depressed - #1355

Online Personalities - Frequent users of online sites like Whotube, Twitcher, and MyFace.

The Nostalgia Nerd - #500, #906
xChickSaitama69 - #572
TwiliteSlaya123 - #603
Melania Kumar(2Many_Big_Nosed_Bigtopians) - #832, #875
PooDiePoo - #925
Ethan Wrong - #925
InternetGenius72 - #1090
DEATMASTER_69 - #188

Nobles - Pompous elites who hold titles of nobility, as well as their servants.

Lord Marmaduke - #517
King Maxbari IV - #524
Lord Gerry of The Mander - #524
King Oswyn V - #527
The Crown Prince - #531
Lady Verisimilitude - #710
Marquis de Marzipan - #710
The Duke’s Serf(not a noble) - #710
Lord Kettlenoggin - #760, #872
Lord Giles - #940
Lady Giles - #940
Lord Ota Novanuga - #1144
Lady Macbed - #1144
Princess Julietta - #1157
Lord Capello - #1157

Elons? - CEOs that have names that sound strangely alike to that of real-life entrepreneur Elon Musk. (Currently a running joke to change his name every time)

Melon Husk - #669
Oolong Musk - #682
Ebon Flask - #784
Evon Mask - #784
Eton Muscat - #784,
Egon Mist - #784
Ulene Murst: A private entrepreneur who supports privatization of space programs - #1357

Tonys - Several Crime and Mob bosses of varying size and strength.

Fat Tony - #108
Morbidly Obese Tony - #508
‘Actually Quite Thin’ Tony - #1222
Buff Tony - #1295

Military Officials - Servicemen of many different ranks that serve in your armed forces.

Sgt. Burkz - #157
Field Marshall Lionel Mandrake - #202
General Flowers - #233
Army Chaplain Orel Roze - #238
General Von Gugelheimer - #305
Major Burns - #431
Colonel Flagg - #801
Colonel Idi Amore - #807
Drill Sergeant Hardman - #959
General Simpson - #981
General Sam L. Jackson - #1002
Private Hammerstein - #1053
Captain Hans Blinker - #1060
The Major - #1073
General Xiaoping - #1193
Rear Admiral Duras - #1209
Lieutenant Rubin - #1318
Major General al-Assad - #1318
General Andrews Cheavers-Cupil - #1318
General Harris - #1320
Major General Oliver - #1320
Brigadier van Streaaten - #1320

Capital Gate Characters - Characters that appear in the ‘@@CAPITAL@@Gate’ issue chain.

Barry Maxman - #789, #790, #791, #792, #793, #794, #795, #797
Gordon Macgruber - #789,#790
Virgil Van Houten - #789, #790, #791, #794, #795, #796 ,#797
Frankie Willis - #789
Poodle Violet - #791
Lucy Commodus - #795

An International Incident Characters - Characters that appear in the ‘An International Incident’ issue chain.

Hillary Smoochinger - #389, #390, #395, #402, #1082(not II)
Dwight Powel - #389, #395, #401
Timothy Lagarde - #389,#395
Nelson Wellington - #383, #387, #388
Professor Maxx von Strangehate - #403

MADness Characters - Characters that appear in the 'MADness' issue chain.

Chancellor Kurt Zahmahkibo: The Chancellor from Smalltopia, who warns you of the threat from East Lebatuck and pleads for your help - #1375
“Doc” Moreno: President for Life on the socialist island nation of San Vitenzo, who pleads for your help against the threat from the United Federation(socialist), or negotiates with you during the crisis (capitalist) - #1375, #1381, #1390, #1400, #1405
Marshall Diego Fufu: Smalltopia’s Air Chief, who proposes that you hand over full control of your nukes to Smalltopia in order to give them retaliatory strike capability - #1375
Anders Anderson: Some hippie from Skandilund who wants you to disarm your nuclear missiles - #1375
Rolan Malinovich: Your defense minister for the MADness issue chain (if you are socialist), who advocates for retaliation against the capitalists - #1375, #1391, #1393, #1396, #1397, #1398, #1401, #1403, #1404, #1405
Mack Rimera: Your defense minister for the MADness issue chain (if you are capitalist), who advocates for violent retribution against the communists - #1375, #1376, #1378, #1379, #1382, #1384, #1385, #1386, #1388, #1389, #1390
N: Your Minister Of Intelligence, who guides you and gives you potential course of action throughout the MADness issue chain, along being the main correspondent between you and your main operative within the target nation of San Vitenzo - #1376, #1377, #1379, #1382, #1386, #1392, #1394, (#1395?), #1396
James Bont: You know who it is. Your main operative in San Vitenzo if you are a capitalist nation, who appears to be bad-ass and ridiculously competent and saves your life several times - #1376, #1377, #1379, #1382, #1383, #1384, #1386, #1387, #1389
Natasha Milanova: A loose parody of Natasha Romanov, or the Black Widow, who is your main operative if you are a socialist nation and goes by the alias of ‘Charlotte Johnson’. She appears to be just as bad-ass and competent as her capitalist counterpart - #1376, #1392, #1394, (#1395?), #1397, #1402, #1404
Maureen Dusk: Your Minister of International Diplomacy during the MADness issue chain (if you are capitalist), who advocates for diplomatic solutions - #1376, #1378, #1379, #1382, #1385, #1386. #1388, #1390
Andrea Gramyki: Your Minister of International Diplomacy during the MADness issue chain (if you are socialist), who urges you to take a peaceful route - #1391, #1393, #1396, #1398, #1401, #1403, #1405
Evelyn Cashcent: Your Minister of Intelligence’s assistant - #1379
Joseph Rushev: The haughty, arrogant, and power-hungry chairman of socialist East Lebatuck, who tries to backstab you - #1381, #1383, #1386, #1387, #1390
Romona Moreno: A young woman who introduces herself as “Doc” Moreno’s daughter, ang begs you to send aid to San Vitenzo - #1381, #1400
Dr. Helix Fenniker: Your Minister of Mass Destruction, who suggests the use of several different controversial weapons in dealing with the enemy - #1385, #1386, #1399
General Stuppa: The general in charge of San Vitenzo’s missiles, who shoots his second-in-command in the head following an argument about whether to fire the missiles or not - #1389, #1390
Colonel Sinwat: General Stuppa’s second-in-command, who refuses to fire San Vitenzo’s ballistic missiles and is subsequently shot in the head, buying time for James Bont to disarm the warheads - #1389
Captain Duffle: The officer in charge of the United Federation’s missiles, who shoots his second-in-command and attempts to fire the ballistic missiles - #1404
Commander Harrigut: Captain Duffle’s second-in-command, who refuses to fire the ballistic missiles and is subsequently shot in the head, which buys time for Natasha Milanova to disarm the warheads - #1404
Warwick Wampeter: A Co-Minister of Totally Legal and Creative Solutions, who suggests an alternative route to dealing with the missile crisis - #1391
Ken J. Finnedy: The proud, snobbish, and backstabbing President of the United Federation at the time of the crisis, who betrays your trust - #1391, #1397, #1400, #1402, #1405
Crazy Boris: Your least reliable spy makes a comeback in this issue chain with a suggestion to distract the United Federation - #1399

Other Characters - Characters that do not possess a unique name, or are likely a reference to or parody of a real life person or character. (Warning - Long)

Aunt's mother's step-sister's best friend's hairstylist - #54
A strange woman clad in all green - #73
hot dog vendor - #78, #223
a scruffy man living underneath your desk - #251
Jack And Jill - #271
El-Denunciante - #275
Wheelchair-bound man - #290
Logan - #409
Jethro - #318
strange woman in a toga - #360
wide-eyed bearded man - #363
Bunga Bunga Bungee Business Bund Bigwig Bernard Bungalow - #376
Mad Max - #386
Major Burns - #431
Stone Fist - #453
Starlight - #454
Shylock Holmes - #459
Colonel Custard - #459
Miss O’ Hara - #459
Detective Marple - #459
Professor Prune - #459
the Captain - #480
Karl Sparx - #481
a local bus driver - #481
your secretary’s daughter - #500
The Basketcase - #505
Mr. Boldkey - #514
Kim the Party Official - #523
Maxine ‘The Octopus’ Baryotti - #533
George JK Tolkien - #540
A bear wearing a tie - #557
Demosthenes - #564
your paper shredder - #568
Young Man Jack - #571
Dash Snatchum - #582
The Kane Sisters - #614
a colonist - #617
Quant - #618
Bill ‘Mind Wizard’ Gibson - #626
'Ugly Fat-Face' - #636
a social studies teacher - #637
the elderly former leader of The Flying Suns UFO cult - #648
Oscar - #667
Your teenage niece’s best friend - #673
Cyril James Carthage - #701
Dr. Oddfoot - #708
a windba- - #721
Queen of the Skies - #747
@@ANIMAL@@ Grylls - #755
a dodgy-looking stranger - #769
Robin Wood - #778
Witch of the Wilds - #781(capital)
Count Mount Crystal - #788
Colonel Flagg - #801
Colonel Idi Amore - #807
Mrs. McCormack - #817
a shadowy figure - #817
Robbie the Rambunctious @@ANIMAL@@ - #818
Elsa - #819
Dr. Van Winkle - #821
Mrs. Suspectfire - #822
The Cannibal - #835
Fly-fornication Yoder - #840
The Zoompa-Boodas - #842
a cloaked figure - #857, #905
Maxine Barrymore - #872
Forrest Gumbo - #882
Admiral of the Black - #889
Captain William Ash - #900
Justyn - #902
Doctor Howe - #911
your nephew’s hip best friend - #914
The Murder Clown - #919
Clark Wayne - #919
mysterious caller - #921
a mysterious bearded stranger - #924
The Reasoner - #931
Dick ‘Big Richard - #943
Prophet Hezekiah Obadiah Zachariah - #943
Angel Cletus - #943
Ronnie @@CURRENCY@@ - #949
Ezic Arstotzka - #950
Captain Arthur Menthol - #951
Professor Ungar - #952
Professor McGonegirl - #953
Professor Guiseppe De Luigi - #967
Captain Tom Obvious - #970
Jane Sensible - #970
Monk De Wally De Honk - #976
Chief U’ana Nosren’g - #977
Bill Wakesword - #984
Dr. Thackery Mengele - #1018
Weaving Smith - #1018
B - #1020
Mr. Nickelbags - #1021
Communa T. Chest - #1021
Mayor Ceasar - #1024
Max PowerOperator - #1027
Star-Thief - #1042
Billy ‘Razor’ Occam - #1074
Cassilda - #1081
Lisbeth Burrows - #1082
‘Acksaw ‘Arry - #1086
Dylan - #0186
Britney Speer - #1092
Bax Marry - #1104
Professor Grinch - #1128
General Miler - #1131
Burglar Bill - #1143
Psycho Pete - #1143
George Bonaparte - #1144
Master Po - #1152
your cousin’s first and least favorite spouse - #1159
your former math teacher - #1173
Mr. Fuzzykins - #1191
Governor Locke - #1209
Edward Teach - #1212
Old Mcdolan - #1213
Plänk Ton - #1230
an old woman - #1230
Dr. Frankincense - #1285
Krampus S. Grinchen - #1296
Lassie - #1309
Mary Antwunnet - #1311
‘Hit and Run’ Han - #1316
The Doberman - #1341
Chief Hoogahooga: The leader of the Pangaoaoangan tribe, who uses peyote in tribal ceremonies and believes that drug use should be allowed in traditional faith ceremonies.
Secretariat: A horse who was elected mayor of the capital, who caused a commotion by vetoing every single bill - #1354

Unique Names - A list of unique names (not @@RANDOMNAME@@), most of which are for characterization. Some may also be puns or jokes. (Warning - Very Long)

Spruce Tree - #20
Wolfgang Watson - #38
Bill Sherman - #67
Kool Kal - #127
Yon-Zhauryg v'Klot - #143
Pastor Richards - #146
Michelle Mires - #149
Cyril Duckworth - #165
Dr. Edwin Namel - #167
Hamish McGraw - #170
Taupebeard de Gauche - #201
Elvis Gandhi - #202
Roger Jefferson - #215
Jacob Kantelberg - #218
Catriona Wood - #220
John Nike - #224
Emmeline De Gouges - #232
B.A. Goodwon - #232
Otto Schopenhauer - #232
Kasie Wilk - #234
Rubeus Gubbins - #235
Dipsy Bubbleyum - #236
Bertina Chaswick - #236
Cornelius Prodnose - #236
Lindsay Tew - #241
Emmanuel Syme - #243
Steven - #249
Patrick Griswold - #254
Inga Matthews - #255
Chastity Elizabeth Prescott - #256
Sunflower Earthchild Starbeam - #256
Engelbert Pinquo - #256
Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob - #258
Five-Oh-Three McGoohan - #258
Warren McCue - #259
Nicholas Condor - #262
Norma Roe - #268
Woody Cane - #269
Susan Simmer - #315
Harry Fjord - #321
Leroy Stevens - #332
Samuel Dada - #334
Sy Lance - #338
Cindy SanFrancisco - #341
Sierra Trevylan - #344
Wernher von Grun - #349
Clarisse Milton - #351
Jacques Zissou - #371
Patrick O’ Malley - #375
Elias Yensid - #424
Mystic Meg - #416
Reverend Joylove - #434
Alenyo Stackemup - #435
Jacob Anderson - #444
Gary Montague - #451
Mildred Beatty - #451
Stoneman Black - #451
Bic Granger - #451
Tom Leadbetter - #454
Officer Mathias Kenny - #458
Virginia O’ Leary - #461
Mike Ronation - #466
Jaques Strap - #466
Ariel Goldberg - #467
Ramsey Oliver - #477
Nigel Verithorough - #490
Vance Armstorm - #491
Meadow Smith - #492
Johnny Brazeau - #496
Red Foreman - #500
Val Teleggio - #507
Jack Monterey - #507
Chippy Cheesie - #507
Deborah Dihmonghali - #510
Kane ‘The Wicker Man’ Reed - #513
Ryan Sewer - #517
Ethel Bunch - #519
Mai Soixantehuit - #519
Andrew Doria - #521
Lionel Brio - #521
Hai Stoker - #521
Ollie Crumbwell - #531
Alistair Sid - #532
Haley Dent - #533
Mark Commadus - #533
Tam Hagem - #533
Daniel Olaf Santos - #535
Edward Salem - #536
Dr. Carl deLawne Dyson - #536
Hermoine Potter - #536
Clotho Cerberus - #537
Francis Woodheart - #541
Sandy Berman - #541
Stanley Leigh - #542
Barry Yalen - #543
Alice N. Beck-Dell - #544
Stan Houser - #544
Tom Jackson - #544
Gaia Rainbow - #546
Willy Free - #547
Dr. Flint Shoepeg - #553
Beauregard Leopold Addington III, Esq - #557
Mathias Murdock - #558
Richard Noseworthy III - #559
Baylor Garner - #562
Edna Crandall - #565
Allen Redbridge - #567
Alexis Lefévre - #567
Anna Caphill - #571
Dr. Laurence Friar - #571
Dick Benson - #574
Bill deGrasse Hawking - #574
Ellen Janeway - #574
Gaia Peacedove - #574
Nia LIszt - #576
Deegan Holhs - #579
Warren Brandeis - #580
Martina Amis - #581
Adam Richbloke - #581
Carla Marks - #581
Sacha Sagdiyev - #583
Lenny Groovesteel - #583
William Kirk - #589
Patrick Picard - #589
Avery Sisko - #589
William Kirk Jr. - #589
Bjørnar Laksekonge - #591
Jennifer Nike - #594
Violet Utopia - #594
Johnny ‘Stab-Stab’ - #601
Ivan Anap - #601
Harold Callahan - #601
Justitia Caecus - #601
Diana Moon - #601
Otohime Leach - #603
Hannibal Terwilliger - #604
Earl Herrelko - #605
Kirby Streisand - #613
Hayek Freedman - #614
a creepy stranger - #622
Al Winters - #633
Miniscule Max - #638
Angela Nimoy - #650
HudsonSullenburger - #651
Dr. Alana Grant - #655
Dr. Maurice Zaius - #655
Ewen Grady - #655
Neil Liamson - #656
Betty Sugden - #660
Wilberforce Inman - #660
Mr. Ernest Stranger - #660
Kanya Yeats - #661
Jonty Apostle - #666
Lucy Fir - #666
Hoo Yu Wan Hia - #668
Antti Markkanen - #668
Jonnie Wain - #668
Bryan Leeper - #673
Ellen Lynch - #674
Alice Cheshire - #676
Sybil McGee - #676
Anita Plaseebeau - #676
Owen Dett - #677
Erin Splinter - #678
Alex Miranda - #678
Hum Legstrong - #679
Radi Skarvoti - #683
Alexandra Lukin - #684
Trinity Ton - #687
Larry Kableman - #687
Jem Hacker - #696
Brian Butcher - #696
Humphrey Pearby - #696
Raven Lenore - #700
Cedric Jacob Carthage - #701
Rodent Fantastic - #701
Richilda Hawkins - #702
Jean-Paul Leotard - #704
Ayn Contra - #706
Arnie Cost - #714
Thora Dobbs - #722
Eloise Mulholldan - #722
Alvin Woofsdale - #724
Kumar Sall - #724
Mud Davidson - #724
‘Mole’ Miliere - #725
Anita Jobs - #726
Little Tammy Thompson - #729
Cecil Vanderbilt - #733
Wally E - #735
Muhammad Lee - #736
Muhammad Lee - #736
Lexi Talia Onnasis - #738
Walter Lee - #740
Archie Meads - #741
Officer Crupkey - #744
Bryan Ringham - #747
Mario Morchella - #749
George Kloonalski - #754
Carey Fissinger - #754
Miriam Poppout - #758
B.F. Spinner - #758
Pastor Hal. E. Looya - #759
Simon Cobweb - #760
Khethelo Roberts - #761
Jason Bouring - #761
Abbot Blackbriar - #761
Dr. Nikita Mengele - #763
Balon Busk - #766
Jerry Fallon - #772
Alexander Jonas - #776
Trevor Oliver - #776
‘Portly’ Pete Russo - #777
Hugh Jass - #778
Igor Fronkensteen - #779
Alana Messc - #784
John Piaget - #785
Ian Tivruski - #802
Maria Polytunnel - #802
Sheila Brelufski - #802
Parker Stonetrey - #802
Lila Tann - #817
Jedson Dumphy - #817
Harry Jarvey - #818
Jadis Queen - #819
Mrs. Gertrude - #820
Tarquin Rubin - #832
Barack Adams - #832
Charles Bucket - #842
Ms. Night - #843
Jerry Carlin - #845
Dr. Elena Rugby - #847
Mackenzie Thomas - #847
Doreen Mode - #847
Daisy Hawkins - #847
Ringo Harrison - #847
Dr. Schrödinger - #857
Dr. Milgran - #857
Logan Nolan - #861
Ada Huxtable - #861
Hermes Deming - #862
Ivana Locke - #869
Enver Gjirokastër - #869
Roberta House - #869
Leon Bone - #871
Jon Warden - #872
Rachel Swanson - #873
Dave Swanson - #873
Mack Mcjoy - #873
Jackie Cochran - #873
Gene Ebert - #876
Tom S. Boulder - #880
Ro Jennifer - #880
Viceroy O. J. Busbeck - #881
Juan Valdez - #885
Carla Largerfield - #887
Megan Plimsoll - #887
Waldo Bone - #888
Zack Fils-Aimé - #892
Colin McAlpin - #892
Dr. Jazz Synder - #892
Vincent Fromage - #899
Karl Engels Byrndza - #899
Rosalia Yates - #907
Franchise Castle - #919
Dr. Quinn - #919
Mrs. Perspicacia Tick - #924
Don Nutt - #924
John Doe - #926
Francis Holland - #927
Sasha Bleu - #932
Charles Hester - #933
Melvyn Blogg - #934
Charles Sourcheese - #934
Woodie Gumtree - #937
Hillary Wright - #938
Rosemary Thyme - #941
Lavender O’Dor - #941
Imma Mirorslav - #941
Calvin Colon - #941
Ann Eliza - #943
Desmond Kennedy - #948
Kelly Tizad - #951
Gunther Knight - #951
Gordon Silver - #951
Nomfundo Nxumalo - #952
Nelson Moore - #965
Rebecca Long Longsprintian - #968
Gerald Sharp - #968
Geoff Probes - #968
Professor Frank Benjamin - #970
Anna Benteen - #981
Earl Gruber - #981
Broderick Lightman - #982
Dr. Max Pushkin - #983
Efthamia Winters - #983
Rick Rear - #984
Josh Ramirez - #985
Goodman DiPyro - #988
Jiang McBoatFace - #988
Richard Kensington-Wellington III - #988
Ludwig Freedman - #992
Mattie Hopkins - #998
Maggie Cheysmith - #998
Lee Slater-Übermensch - #998
Yuri Nator - #1002
Dan Lamancha - #1012
Sigmund Narcissus - #1012
Dolf Ikeman - #1014
Vlad Leopold - #1015
John Titor - #1019
Hirsa Hendi Sherpa - #1029
Dylan Roverts - #1031
Yvette Saint-Marie - #1043
Terry Mission#1045; Walter Lee#1045
Drew Peacock - #1049
Dr. Roger Knitt - #1049
Ima Meanie - #1049
Ivana Newlove - #1049
Judge Esma Wu - #1050
Julius Egan - #1050
Bongani Wu - #1050
Carla Max - #1068
Gertie Creosote - #1069
Lars Güldenschauer - #1069
Bharatendu Shatter - #1069
Rosalina Middenmarch - #1069
Revo Gnidneb - #1070
Bongani Plantegenet - #1072
Charles Uppington-Noseworthy - #1076
Willy Denbrough - #1080
Camilla Whately - #1081
Steve Dannon - #1082
Dr. Honey Bell-Lecter - #1085
Rubert Holdsworth-Wellington - #1086
Sheila Billabong - #1086
Chuck Butch II - I#1086
Frau Helga Krapps - #1086
Malcolm Capaldi - #1088
Henry Hasquith - #1089
Brendon Steed - #1089
Christine Pankhurst - #1089
Neutral Neutralson -#1091
Myron Jakeem - #1094
Milo Cesar - #1096
Christina Cholmondeley - #1101
Baby Bebe Baker-Bell - #1101
Sigourney Waialiki - #1106
Julia Cullen - #1106
Juna King - #1106
Ebrius Foppington - #1108
Billy Boast - #1111
Tim Onn - #1111
Killson Barbon - #1117
Iowa Smith - #1121
Anton Gasby - #1122
Barry Gadsby - #1122
Patrick Picard - #1122
Harold Callohan - #1122
Colin Green - #1126
Jazz Mumford - #1126
Dan Jerrus - #1127
Comrade Poindexter - #1129
Rex Iglesias - #1130
Dee Sub Wan - #1130
Gerald Davenport - #1133
Ms. Effie Beauregard-Sessile - #1142
Stan Li - #1142
Koch Winchester - #1149
Mia Blondin de Root - #1150
Bob Lawson - #1151
Mike Shatner - #1154
Don Duckson - #1163
Weevil Knievel - #1164
Bill Pants - #1165
Manny Festaux - #1165
Zeke Fox - #1167
Whit Houston - #1168
Dickens Manhol - #1171
William Norman - #1175
Harold Hastings - #1175
Joe Splatter:The head of the International Football Federation, who rejects your bid to host the next Global Cup - #1177
Sebastian Sienna - #1178
Eobard Shore - #1179
Jessica Quimba - #1184
Godric Elminster - #1186
Rowena Dresden - #1186
Salazar Constantine - #1186
Helga Ged - #1186
Sal Hattone - #1190
Berlin Chillton - #1191
Bharatendu Longbottom - #1193
Gerties Shongwe - #1193
Tobias Duras - #1193
Morgan Enuv-Thyme - #1195
George Starr - #1198
Jacqueline Bower - #1199
Leonard Messy - #1200
Ksenya Singh - #1202
Dr. Jonathan Osterman - #1202
Doug Stallone - #1203
Adele Burton - #1206
Cooper Henderson - #1206
Miya Hayaozaki - #1207
Dixie Wonka - #1209
Dr. Acula - #1214
Cornelius Schmo - #1214
Hamlet DLamini - #1214
Cooper Archer - #1214
Elsa Gilbreth - #1215
John Mistletoe - #1215
Phil Hutz - #1217
Kendra Mulder - #1217
Edgar Doyle - #1217
Scott Sanford - #1218
Joe De Redd - #1222
Thorpe Ests - #1225
Susie Burns - #1225
Bart Luthor - #1232
Dr. W. Ordy - #1233
Harry Butts - #1236
Gloritron HALred - #1241
Kyle Hughman - #1241
D. Umbledore - #1243
Mipha Barrow - #1246
Revali Grant - #1246
Sue-Ann Skywalker - #1254
Maggie Starkers - #1255
Uther Scargill - #1255
Mandy Rin - #1255
Jules Windu - #1255
Carter Voser - #1259
Cawdor Macbeth - #1268
Moe Quagmire - #1270
Onya Baike - #1282
Bonnie Fyre - #1286
George Morris Jr. - #1286
Si Call - #1286
Connie Fuhr - #1286
Vinnie ‘Fun’ Guy - #1286
Increase Moore - #1286
Jason ‘Obese Man’ McCabe - #1294
Reese L. Woods - #1294
Justice Bahamen - #1294
Fenix Rong - #1295
Rey Van Straaten - #1299
Efthamia Wickremesinghe - #1300
Jacob John Schmidt Jingleheimer - #1302
Sal Bone - #1305
Charlotte Sestero - #1308
Han Barrow - #1308
Max Glover - #1309
Timmy Moneypenny - #1309
Kanye Abbott - #1310
Hayley Abbott - #1310
Xu Abbott - #1310
Chuck Abbott - #1310
Joan Cranmer - #1312
Ed Cranmer - #1312
Marleen Torres - #1316
Kerri Cracking - #1317
Loota Childe - #1319
Melody Grove - #1320
Kay Faybe - #1324
Bulk Bogan - #1324
Joseph Rushev - #1325
Eli Hyde - #1326
Winston Sanders#1327
Carmen Cheyney - #1331
George W. Jekyll - #1331
Faith Rabin - #1331
Fredda Baggins - #1332
Eve Price - #1336
Sean Wilson - #1336
Rush Limpbough - #1336
Dr. Kinder-Schloss - #1340
Joseph Nahasapeemapetilon: A substitute teacher and skilled unicyclist - #1342
Oprah Thawne: A diesel tuktuk driver who is losing business to unicycles - #1342
Willie Chekov: An environmentalist who is advocating for tighter regulations on unicycles - #1342
Bruno Grieg: An airplane pilot who drove his plane into a mountain due to mental health issues - #1343
Quincy Eko: An overprotective parent who advocates for fines and safety regulations on injuries caused by amusement parks - #1344
Newt Onslaugh: An algebra teacher who wants the government to replace trampoline parks with mathematics activity centres. nerd - #1344
Nathan Feilder: Your IT support technician, who suggests the implementation of internet-wide filters for adult websites, which require government-issued licenses to access - #1349
Genghis Whitlam: A gay rights activist, who has icy-white hair and weare a rainbow dress - #1351
Velma Normous: A Space Agency Chief, whose body is riddled with tumors. Wants more nuclear power in space - #1357
Bishop Hall: Chairman of the Joint Society for the Worshippers of Miscellaneous Sky deities, who wants to abolish the space program - #1357
Cashius Chekov: A payday loan tycoon who advocates for fewer government restrictions on his business - #1364
Jiminy Jehoshaphat Rutter: A father of thirteen children who all have names that start with J; advocates for less regulation on homeschooling - #1361
RuPaul Murmarina: The owner of @@ANIMAL@@ News, advocates for the privatization of news broadcast services
Anthony Tyger - A CEO who appears to be based loosely off of the mascot Tony Tiger - #1367
Georgia Mormont - A defector from Blackacre - #1369
Ganondorf Ungar - A United Federation code writer - #1373
Lucina Claus - the developer of your government’s “YourGov” app - #1373
Sancho Jones - A privacy advocate who discovered copied code in the YourGov app - #1373
Bella Swallows - A roadway safety official who advocates for a national no-pursuit policy - #1375

Bella Kelly: an MP and ‘old money oligarch’ - #1408
Francisco Richards: A property developer whose estate is in conflict with passed legislation - #1408
Emma Yossef: Busy, disabled mom of three - #1408
Kira Ripoli: one of your aides, whose mastectomy results in a controversy around the National healthcare system. - #1414
Sister Deloris: a nun who decides to run for office - #1417
SIster Angela Night: a nun who was discriminated against for her religious affiliation - #1417

Companies

Mentions of companies or people may be mere references to the person or the use of the product.

Recurring Companies

Microcosm - The NS version of Microsoft, which appears to be a huge corporation that dominates the tech industry.

#41, #303, #437, #1190

Eckie-Cola - One of the largest Soda brands in your nation, second only to Eckie-Ecola.

#1323, 967, 602, #859, #768, #739, #734

Eckie-Ecola - The largest Soda brand in your nation, younger than Eckie-Cola.

#695, #822, #833, #839, #859, #874. #884, #116, #289, #303

MyFace(Marcus Sugarmountain/Lucas Zuckermann) - The NS version of Facebook (I think), which basically functions as an online social media platform. Run by Marcus Sugarmountain/Lucas Zuckermann, who might be two different people(but I highly doubt it). There are often problems with online privacy on MyFace.

#323(LZ), #519, #580, #687, #833, #839, #875, #944(MS), #975(MS), #979

McRonalds - The NS version of McDonalds. One of the largest fast food chains in your nation.

#140, #483, #726(MaxiDonalds#350)

Maxboro(M.B. Winston) - The NS version of Marlboro, one of the largest tobacco companies in your nation.

#635, #1210

Whotube - The NS version of Youtube. Online personalities frequently frequent this site, and there are often controversial feuds between online personalities.

#453, #485, #500, #564, #832, #833, #906, #925, #944, #1099, #1358

Twitcher - The NS version of Twitter, which functions as an online social media platform based on posting "Twitches". The site often has problems with bots, and is used by several political figures, including Blackacre's Supreme Leader.

#508, #813, #833, #875, #944, #958, #992, #1297

Webflix - The NS version of Netflix, which functions as an online movie and video streaming service.

#714, #906, #1093

Moonbucks - The NS version of Starbucks, one of the largest coffee and beverage chains in your nation.

#1132, #1065, #1040

CyberMirage Labs -

#57, #539

Papa Palloci’s Pizza Pagoda - The largest Pizza chain in your nation, known for their ruthless delivery tactics.

#43, #288, #289, #298, #302, #483

De Luigi Bros Pizza - The second largest pizza chain in your nation, which eventually turns into a cult.

#302, #619

Pear Industries(Steve Tasks/Anita Jobs) - The NS version of Apple, it is a IT powerhouse, and CEO Steve Tasks is often seen offering you products. Run by Steve Jobs and/or Anita Jobs(who is only mentioned once).

#340(ST), #721(AJ), #726, #729, #768, #800(ST), #850, #1199(ST), #1202

Trype - The NS Version of Skype, is an online video chat service app.

#415, #782

Bees and Genes - A company specializing in modifying bee genes. They end up creating the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Killer Jacket.

#441, #627

Wenko’s Candy Universe(Willy Wenko) - The NS version of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, one of the largest candy manufacturers in your nation, which employs illegal immigrants who work under harsh conditions.

#842, #909

Unique Company Names (and their CEOs, if named)

Nukes4U - #23
General Chassis - #30
Computers, Computers, Computers! - #41
Coo’ Stuff Inc. - #73
People Trading Corporation - #75
National Lumber - #79
Vroom-A-Zoom-Zoom Ltd - #83
MEGA-BOOKS - #99
Sharp N’ Pointy Things Incorporated - #105
FamilyCorp. (Representative “Fat Tony”) - #108
‘I Can’t Believe It’s A Law Firm!’ - #117
National Union of Telephone-based Salesmen - #126
Ekin - #126
‘Loggers And Lumberjacks’ - #129
@@NAME@@ Arms Inc. - #137
Wendy’s Weapons Store - #151
ScamCorp - #156
Heavy Lifting Incorporated - #173
Dreddmax Incorporated - #178
Amber Phones - #180
Babies-2-Go Clinic - #183
Mondas Ltd. - #193
Hispaniola Shipping Insurance, LLC.(CEO:Captain Grapnel) - #201
South @@NAME@@ Mining Company - #208
PostHaste - #210
@@NAME@@ Mail - #210
UltraCorp-SmithMax Chemicals Inc(CEO:Andrew Lavelle) - #220
‘You’re Fired’(ref. To Trump?) - #224
Normack Pharmaceuticals - #231
Corporal Foods Corporation - #235
Chairs N’ Stuff PLC - #250
PlastiCorp Industries - #261
Random Major Mining Company - #266
Airship Enterprises - #280
Ultramegastore - #282
Barriot Hotels - #292
Restorations R Us - #293
Cheesemongers Unlimited Ltd. - #294
Basket-case for Baskets - #296
Money-Grabbers Ltd - #304
Ferry Nice - #308
Maxcom Software - #335
Eye See You Surveillance - #341
Yellowcake Depot - #342
Showers Of Flowers - #344
Children 4 U Inc - #358
A Whole Shipload LLC - #380
T.H.A.T - #382
BurgerCorp - #385
Global Meal Plan - #391
@@DEMONYM@@ Salt Co. - #408
Omni Consumer Products - #412;
Bean Me Up Coffee - #414
Global Strategic Solutions - #422
Got Milk Inc - #446
Helios I Energy Corp - #462
Blueriver - #468
Medicine not Machineguns - #468
Burger Queen - #477
Fubar - #479
MechanikWagon - #479
Big Toys Inc. - #488
ACME Construction - #509
QuickSell and Beyond - #512
All Your Eggs - #513
Barry & Associates Architecture - #518
Consolidated Resource Acquisition Partners - #521
Go With The Flow(CEO:Luigi Loo) - #525
Robot4U Inc(CEO:Brent Noonian Song) - #539
Snidely Industries(CEO:Cornelius Davidson Snidely) - #542
OceanWorld - #547
McSanto LLC(CEO:Stover Cob) - #553
Stop Engineering Edibles Darnit!(CEO:Maize Zea) - #553
Instasnap - #559
Chickensboxed Inc. - #563
Kadai Engineering Automotive Firm Incorporated(CEO:Ruri Hoshino) - #569
Trees Company, So Mind Your Own Business - #590
DrillBabyDrill - #599
Interstice Laboratories - #626
Heech and Hemp(CEO:Heech) - #628
Pop’s Eatery - #637; Sky High Company(CEO:Lee Tallstoy) - #643
Colossal Works Industries(CEO:Aneise Skywalker) - #64
a large construction company(CEO:Hugh Mongo) - #643
Oceanic Airlines - #651
Budget Air - #651
@@NAME@@ Gas&Electric(CEO:Joule Ohm) - #669
Sol Invictus - #669
Relaxed Diamond Coal Company - #669
Dynalixa Technologies - #671
Extreme Colossal Fantasy Inc.(CEO:Norta Scamm) - #686
Suborbit Gum(CEO:Minté Breff) - #689
Pie In The Sky - #692
Glowing Brook Spring Water & Industrial Waste Disposal - #693
Addison Cola - #695
Basani Water - #699
LiteTeck Inc - #709
Orden Dairy - #714
Widgets Inc - #726
Panacea Private Medical Services - #748
HydrogenScience Corp. - #753
Expertfaux - #757
Bletchley Pharmaceuticals(CEO:Marty Stebckli) - #771
Nikola Automobiles(CEO:Ebon Flask) - #784
Edison Industries(CEO:Evan Mask) - #784
@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Petroleum(CEO:Eton Muscat) - #784
Distribution Cybernetics(CEO:Stafford Brewer) - #801
Megafruit Imports - #815;
Big Ed Sharp’s Chainsaw Emporium(CEO:Big Ed Sharp) - #816
Eisnerland(CEO:Walter Eisner) - #818
Idiott-Hellton - #820
The Agency for Creative Solutions - #837
Man’s World Inc.#848
Slangotech(CEO:Renee Stevens) - #852
Remove Landmine - #860
Mizer - #866
Armat Battlefield Systems - #877
Fones4Them(CEO:Velma Dunn) - #890
@@CAPITAL@@ General - #896
Qraft(CEO:The Big Cheese) - #899
Surreal Estates - #901
Tasers’n’Lasers - #902
The OneClickDeath Corporation(CEO:Victor Reno) - #902: A darkweb company asking for legalization of contract killing, which would enable them to move to the lightweb and openly advertise their services. The business model appears to be a combination of microstransactions and user-created storefronts. They also offer a @@LEADER@@ the creation of a small "no hit list". The socialist variant (OneClickDeath Industries) seems to be more motivated by removing capitalist targets, administered by a government list in exchange for political power.
Cycology Degrees - #907: Seemingly a play on the word "psychology", this enterprise has nothing to do with the field. Instead, they are a company responsible for a bike sharing service, which has brought up complaints of unruly and inconsiderate users. They ask for government assistance in punishing users responsible for stealing or damaging their loaned bikes.
Funtendo - #916: Described as a gaming giant, this company seems to be a parody of Nintendo. For some reason, they take interest in the purchase of a failed baseball team by the name of the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@, promising to convert them into a powerhouse, provided they are allowed to show advertisements within the stadium. They also hint at their general discontent for the way in which the nation is managed.
Adz4U(CEO:Eobard Howell) - #947: An advertising company that shares a similar name to Nukes4U, they come under fire for playing intrusive and potentially misleading noises over the car radio, such as sirens, screams, and tires. They have a quartet of vuvuzela players.
Webber Group - #960: A private corporation that pitches their secret force of highly trained intelligence agents after @@NAME@@’s agents are caught in Blackacre. The CEO hints that many of their agents have had prior military experience, and can do anything from basic espionage to assassinations.
N’Ever Fresh - #962: A supermarket chain who had a sale on gluten free products, and quickly sold out of them. A baguette is described as “slightly stale” matching with the name “Never Fresh”.
Digital Thought(CEO:Garissac Kasparasimov) - #982: A tech company who asks Leader for support in creating a chess-based AI. The CEO is notable for continuously insulting Leader’s intelligence.
Fizer-Updick - #993: A pharmaceuticals company in the early trials of a bone cancer treatment, who wants the government to cut out red tape so that they can sell their drugs right away. This company appears to have a legal team watching every word they put out to avoid liability.
Burpbarry - #995: Presumably a luxury clothing company catered towards hunters, since it is being worn by a hunter suggesting peasant hunting licenses.
Bounce Industries(Blackacre-owned) - #1005: A company pitching their state-of-the-art aircraft technology to Leader, suggesting that their planes practically fly themselves.
JK Sukky Company(Krustofsky from East Lebatuck) - #1005: Another foreign company pitching their aircraft to Leader, but at a much lower price point. Based on the name and the representative’s promises, the aircraft are likely error-prone and made of cheap/repurposed materials.
Shop-Qwik - #1006: The location where an actor is called out for holding open a door. Most likely a typical shopping location with an emphasis on a quick trip.
In a Spin Automatic Doors - #1006: A company partly owned by a fringe economist, they manufacture automatic doors and suggest to Leader that all doors in @@NAME@@ should be automated.
Max Grass Corporations - #1067: One of the largest marijuana manufacturers in the nation, who wants to move forward in a merger with their rival company, Green Way Growers. They donate 2% of their profits to schools, hospitals, and other community programs.
TurboLux Household Appliances(partially run by your uncle) - #1068: A company responsible for manufacturing various appliances, such as toasters. These appliances have a strange habit of breaking just out of warranty. When confronted, your uncle suggests abolishing warranty requirements completely.
Horizon Communications - #1099: A company seeking a partnership with @@NAMEINITIALS@@ASA to create the most high-tech reception satellite ever, in order to improve phone signal across the nation.
Bricks an’ Stuff - #1118: A construction firm who is the subject of a court case after their workers were killed working on a bridge project. Their lawyer expresses that they stand firmly against additional safety precautions, though they support subsidies for companies that claim to go through various safety procedures.
EasyBlues(CEO:Hillary Murdoch) - #1343: a budget airline whose pilot and safety regulations resulted in a deliberate airplane crash and the death of 416 passengers and 12 crew.
Twist-And-Scream Jump Park(CEO: KendraWynne) - #1344: An amusement park that contains trampoline attractions. They advocate for the incorporation of their play parks into PE lessons.
Mrs. Lovett's Pies - #1352: A pie shop that serves pies made from the human flesh.
Microshaft Windoors - #1356: A common operating system that was exported into your nation from the United Federation. Commonly in computers throughout your nation - #1356

[Jutsa]

This is truly an impressive feat that puts my lists to shame. Absolutely fantastic, thank you Westinor.

[Westinor]

This is truly an impressive feat that puts my lists to shame. Absolutely fantastic, thank you Westinor.

Thanks! To be sure though, your lists are fantastic and inspired me to make this list, and as of right now this is barely a skeleton - not even sure if we can compare, to be honest Hopefully I'll be able to edit in all the descriptions and Issue titles soon! Definitely thanks for providing your lists as a guideline though, that really helped

[Pogaria]

Nice list! Keep up the good work.

[Westinor]

Nice list! Keep up the good work.

Thank you! Will do

[Valentine Z]

Heyyy, nicely done! I love reading through stuff such as these. I gonna keep this bookmarked. :3

TIL that Lee Terallihitlah was not an one-off character; he appears in two issues! Huh.

[Westinor]

Heyyy, nicely done! I love reading through stuff such as these. I gonna keep this bookmarked. :3

TIL that Lee Terallihitlah was not an one-off character; he appears in two issues! Huh.

Thanks! glad to hear that

Yep, I actually just found that out making this list - fairly interesting that they gave a name to the Butcher of Bigtopia

[Noahs Second Country]

Glad to see "Ugly Fat-Face" qualifies for the list here.

There are a ton of hilarious names here, glad you put this together.

Also, the 3 "Tonys" may be considered a recurring character.

[Westinor]

Glad to see "Ugly Fat-Face" qualifies for the list here.

There are a ton of hilarious names here, glad you put this together.

Also, the 3 "Tonys" may be considered a recurring character.

Whoops, forgot the hyphen

And yep, I've been considering that (I think there's actually four, including the original Fat Tony from FamilyCorp?), will likely implement that in my next update.

EDIT: Whoops, I didn't forget the hyphen. Double oopsie

[Westinor]

First update is up

Fairly minor, but going to start working on larger updates, especially on descriptions, probably starting tomorrow.

Thanks everybody for the support!

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

A former mod told me Mortimer Gratwick is supposed to be of some relation to Catherine - "probably a cousin". Unless Elizabeth is just a mistaken reference to Catherine, I would assume she is of some relation as well. Incidentally Catherine of Aragon was Elizabeth I's stepmother, so maybe Elizabeth G. is supposed to be a daughter/stepdaughter figure?

[Westinor]

A former mod told me Mortimer Gratwick is supposed to be of some relation to Catherine - "probably a cousin". Unless Elizabeth is just a mistaken reference to Catherine, I would assume she is of some relation as well. Incidentally Catherine of Aragon was Elizabeth I's stepmother, so maybe Elizabeth G. is supposed to be a daughter/stepdaughter figure?

Ah, got it. Thanks for the help! edited

[Candlewhisper Archive]

I love it!

Well done hunting down the Elon Musks. It's a running joke for his expys that we never use the exact same name twice. My own headcanon is that there's a Musk1.0 who keeps getting cloned.

Formatting-wise, can I suggest that you bold-type the character names for readability?

[Honeydewistania]

The stuff in that list is hilarious. Well done

[Candlewhisper Archive]

A former mod told me Mortimer Gratwick is supposed to be of some relation to Catherine - "probably a cousin". Unless Elizabeth is just a mistaken reference to Catherine, I would assume she is of some relation as well. Incidentally Catherine of Aragon was Elizabeth I's stepmother, so maybe Elizabeth G. is supposed to be a daughter/stepdaughter figure?

Catherine Gratwick is a descendant of Elizabeth, according to the issue.

As to the name and the Catherine of Aragon link, that's pure coincidence I think. I think Atlae Isles just picked Elizabeth because it sounds like the sort of name that someone in the family of people named Mortimer and Catherine might have. You should ask the author though.

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

A former mod told me Mortimer Gratwick is supposed to be of some relation to Catherine - "probably a cousin". Unless Elizabeth is just a mistaken reference to Catherine, I would assume she is of some relation as well. Incidentally Catherine of Aragon was Elizabeth I's stepmother, so maybe Elizabeth G. is supposed to be a daughter/stepdaughter figure?

Catherine Gratwick is a descendant of Elizabeth, according to the issue.

Ah. Thanks for the correction. I've never actually seen the issue before, so maybe I should have read it first.

[Westinor]

I love it!

Well done hunting down the Elon Musks. It's a running joke for his expys that we never use the exact same name twice. My own headcanon is that there's a Musk1.0 who keeps getting cloned.

Formatting-wise, can I suggest that you bold-type the character names for readability?

Thanks! I'll get to doing that

EDIT:Updated some of the names, will continue bolding them out when I have the time

A former mod told me Mortimer Gratwick is supposed to be of some relation to Catherine - "probably a cousin". Unless Elizabeth is just a mistaken reference to Catherine, I would assume she is of some relation as well. Incidentally Catherine of Aragon was Elizabeth I's stepmother, so maybe Elizabeth G. is supposed to be a daughter/stepdaughter figure?

Catherine Gratwick is a descendant of Elizabeth, according to the issue.

As to the name and the Catherine of Aragon link, that's pure coincidence I think. I think Atlae Isles just picked Elizabeth because it sounds like the sort of name that someone in the family of people named Mortimer and Catherine might have. You should ask the author though.

Ahh, got it

[Westinor]

Updated the family section a bit, will get to companies next chance I get. The descriptions might not be super in-detail or accurate, if anything incorrect is spotted please let me know and I will fix it

EDIT: Oh, also it'd be nice if CWA could link this here for accessibility!

[Westinor]

Aaaaaand the company descriptions should be all finished! They're currently brief and to the point, but I'll be periodically adding more and more. I'll also start adding Issue titles and (maaaybe?) links for each issue appearance, though that might take a while. It's finally (sort of, not really) complete!

[Westinor]

The list has been updated to the most recent issue (thanks Val and Jutsa! :3) and I'm currently working on formatting plus adding descriptions to recurring characters and companies. The newest additions to the list for characters and companies have been formatted and given descriptions, and I'll be doing that from now on while (very) slowly updating from older issues - big thanks to Noah for helping me out with a huge chunk of the companies!

[Electrum]

This is an excellent list. Great work Westinor.

[Chan Island]

Impressive list, very impressive.

Though I am disappointed that you didn't mention Muhammad Lee, Muhammad Lee and their friend, Muhammad Lee.

[Westinor]

Thanks!

Though I am disappointed that you didn't mention Muhammad Lee, Muhammad Lee and their friend, Muhammad Lee.

I.. didn't? It appears I only included two of them. Fixed that!

[Candlewhisper Archive]

Updated the family section a bit, will get to companies next chance I get. The descriptions might not be super in-detail or accurate, if anything incorrect is spotted please let me know and I will fix it

EDIT: Oh, also it'd be nice if CWA could link this here for accessibility!

Sure, the previous linked thread on the same topic was less complete, so you've won that spot.

[Westinor]

Updated the family section a bit, will get to companies next chance I get. The descriptions might not be super in-detail or accurate, if anything incorrect is spotted please let me know and I will fix it

EDIT: Oh, also it'd be nice if CWA could link this here for accessibility!

Sure, the previous linked thread on the same topic was less complete, so you've won that spot.

Hooray, thanks! Perhaps with time this list will actually be complete too.