Hi everyone! This is coincidentally my first thread ever and my first issue draft ever, so theres that . So this is a very early draft (there isnt even a title =/), so im accepting any criticism.
(probably bad grammar too)
[title] -Pretend there is a title here for now
[description] During your re-election campaign, your signature campaign song was chart-topper "@@DEMONYM@@ sometimes don't get the stuff that they might want" from a few decades ago. But it turns out you never got permission from the band who made the song, Flaming @@ANIMAL@@. Now they are suing you for a huge amount of @@CURRENCY@@, enough to cripple your chances of re-election.
[validity]Democratic, Term Limits
[option] "This is slightly worrying..." mutters your suspicious PR Director, @@RANDOMNAME1@@, "we should have taken care of the...I mean, gained their support much earlier on. Tell you what, lets just offer them an incredibly small compensation, but not specify when we will give it to them. Then, once you inevitably get re-elected, we'll give them them money. Or maybe an accident might happen while they wait..." @@HE@@ starts to laugh evilly as lightning inexplicably flashes behind him.
[effect]people who try to sue @@LEADER@@ are given a pat on the back and a lollipop.
[option] "WHOAH, DUDE!!!" Shouts the incredibly old lead guitarist and singer for Flaming @@ANIMAL@@, @@RANDOMNAME2@@, as @@HE@@ jumps through the window (subsequently hurting their back). "Oww...anyway, you can't just brush us off like that, what kind of image will that make? You should concede that you made a mistake, and give us what we are offering. After all, it's not like you need funds for a campaign!"
[effect]little kids sue @@LEADER@@ for a few @@CURENCY@@ so they can buy the newest toys.
[option]"Now, now, I'm sure there's a compromise," soothes your Minister of Deescalation, @@RANDOMNAME3@@, "I am sure you can both get what you want." @@HE@@ hands everyone a cup of tea as @@HE@@ continues; "The Flaming @@ANIMAL@@ are asking for an unreasonable amount of compensation, but they do have a point about what you did. How about you recognize them at the end of commercials and events, so everyone knows who made the content? And give them a small amount cash too."
[effect]campaign commercials have doubled in length after being required to mention everyone who was involved with inventing the commercial.
[option]"Bah. All these elections are annoying." grumbles Crazy Old @@RANDONAME4@@, who is known for his ultraconservative authoritarian views, who somehow manged to get in your election headquarters. "In fact, the whole democratic system is a mess. It just slows things down, and lets idiots who don't know how to add choose our leaders. Just don't have elections, give yourself absolute power! Its so much more simple, I mean it...it..." He stops talking as he nods off.
[effect]@@LEADER@@ has justified their dictatorship with the idea that "it gives you more time to do stuff"
Things I don't like:
The effect lines, especially the last one
The fact that I have no title
So here it is, tear it apart how you wish