Title: Baggy Land
The Issue: An unusual alliance of environmental activists and garbagemen have brought to your attention the increasing glut of paper and cloth bags that have been found littering the streets of @@NAME@@'s cities.
Validity: Followup to 261.1 and 261.2
Option 1: "These damn bags are everywhere!" shouts a familiar and angry looking garbageman. "Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled the worst of the garbage has been taken out. But surely now we must change the behavior? Make littering a punishable crime... one that must be repaid with community service! Yeah! That'll teach 'em."
[effect] wind has been charged with 50 years of community service
Option 2: "It's not the littering that's the issue, it's the bags!" cries a man in a bear costume which itself is in a park ranger's outfit. "We need to make everyone carry hand-crafted baskets. No more unwanted bags — just high-quality containers that, if lost, someone else will use instead. Only you can prevent urban baggification!"
[effect] an increasing glut of diamond-encrusted gold-laced baskets have been found littering the streets of @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cities
Option 3: "Wye helaw deer, @@LEADER@@!" cheers self-proclaimed unintended-habitat representative and part-time road carcus remover Ramsi Ballo-Poga. "We need not be put in a zugzwang poseetion. I've been watching da niiiiice feeshes and marsupials sleep in de baggies and make dem der dominion! We need only monitor and archive der behaviors, and maybe, ah, more baggies smedged between dee houses, and we'll turn da grim into joy troughout da nation of @@NAME@@!"
[effect] one man's trash is another species' property
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