[DRAFT] Lilliputia hiring Hitmen now?
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 11:48 pm
[title]
[desc] A Lilliputian nationalist has been captured by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Soldiers and after being integrated he revealed that the Lilliputian government has been offering bounties for each @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ killed.
[option]"@@LEADER@@, we simply cannot just ignore this”, shouts your Minister of Defence,"We must put a embargo on Lilliputia as soon as possible, if we don’t take action, who knows what will those Lilliputians do next!”
[effect]diplomacy is always the answer in @@NATION@@!
[option] One of your older generals slams the Minister of Defence to the ground and he then turns to you and asks, "Do you really think that this will stop em’ Lilliputians?”. He then proceeds to pick up a map of Lilliputia, "I say that we launch an attack on Lilliputia and show them who’s boss!”
[effect]violence is always the answer in @@NATION@@!
[option] The caputured Lilliputian nationalist squeezes past your security guards and begins to talk, "Look, I understand why you might be mad but look at what they gave me”, he then takes out a gold watch from his pocket and begins to admire it, "If you give me 2 golden watches I would be happy to kill some Lilliputian solders for you, and my excuse could me that they are not real Lilliputians or-“. Before he could finish his sentence, security guards tackle him and take him away.
[effect] a big part of the military budget goes to buying gold watches for terrorists.
This is my first time writing a issue so could you please give me a good title and a good punchline on the effect of the first choice.
[desc] A Lilliputian nationalist has been captured by @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Soldiers and after being integrated he revealed that the Lilliputian government has been offering bounties for each @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ killed.
[option]"@@LEADER@@, we simply cannot just ignore this”, shouts your Minister of Defence,"We must put a embargo on Lilliputia as soon as possible, if we don’t take action, who knows what will those Lilliputians do next!”
[effect]diplomacy is always the answer in @@NATION@@!
[option] One of your older generals slams the Minister of Defence to the ground and he then turns to you and asks, "Do you really think that this will stop em’ Lilliputians?”. He then proceeds to pick up a map of Lilliputia, "I say that we launch an attack on Lilliputia and show them who’s boss!”
[effect]violence is always the answer in @@NATION@@!
[option] The caputured Lilliputian nationalist squeezes past your security guards and begins to talk, "Look, I understand why you might be mad but look at what they gave me”, he then takes out a gold watch from his pocket and begins to admire it, "If you give me 2 golden watches I would be happy to kill some Lilliputian solders for you, and my excuse could me that they are not real Lilliputians or-“. Before he could finish his sentence, security guards tackle him and take him away.
[effect] a big part of the military budget goes to buying gold watches for terrorists.
This is my first time writing a issue so could you please give me a good title and a good punchline on the effect of the first choice.