Description: @DENONYMPLURAL@ everywhere have been horribly staining their teeth with orange juice. They just can't get enough of it.
Option 1: "Oh, our teeth don't matter!" exclaims Oran G. Epeel, the owner of a renowned orange juice factory. "As long as we @DENONYMPLURAL@ have the liquid gold beside us, we will be perfectly fine! We will only be drinking the orange juice anyways, so eating will be abolished! There will be no need for food; it's a win-win!"
Effect: In nearby Brancaland, it is rumored that @DENONYMPLURAL@ are mindlessly roaming the streets as unidentifiable orange globs.
Option 2: "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?" shouts Ms. Apple, a 15 year-old fashion expert. "Like, I'm forced to drink it. You don't understand. Like, I dont even like it and my friends force me into it. It's not like it's like a nessesary thing. It can be gone, and it will be, like, gone. IT WILL BE GONE. Like, I hate how it smells, how orange it is, how it, like, stains my teeth.... There's like literally no benefits of that dang orange juice! Come on, who's with me?"
Effect: A nation-wide ban on orange juice has taken place. @DENONYMPLURAL@ are not happy, to say the least.
Option 3: Someone's grandmother comes rushing to you, waving her cane amidst the crowd. "Hey, hey, hey! Hush, hush, calm down. Grandma has something to say. The obvious way to go is to the middleground. Why don't we just have orange juice seasons? Let's say for only a couple months you can get some of that liquid gold. But in the rest of the months, supply is extremely limited. How 'bout that eh?"
Effect: Stores are flooded during the orange juice season. Both with the orange juice, and the customers.
Option 4: "Hmm. Orange juice, orange juice, orange juice. Orange. Juice." Dr. Zest, an ex-dentist and now sorcerer, says sinisterly. "We shall drink the juice once a day, and only once per day, for it is important to reduce the abundance of cavities. Orange juice, orange juice, orange juice."
Effect: @DENONYMPLURAL@ have begun fasting.
