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[DRAFT] Armed Forces, Without Arms or Forces

Postby Tepylona » Tue Jun 23, 2020 7:13 pm

[Prerequisites]: Nations must have 0 or less on the Total War Preparedness Rating

[Description]: Due to the fact that @@NAME@@'s military is almost nonexistent and the threat of invasion is very, very imminent, your advisors have met to discuss the different ways to combat this problem.

[Option 1]: "Look, if we don't re-militarize, we'll be off the face of the planet faster than you can say 'insert ironic statement here'." says your Secretary of Defense @@RANDOMNAME@@, who is nearly out of a job. "We need to begin plastering the walls of our cities with recruitment posers and turn our industries towards manufacturing more weaponry. Unless you think that having more soldiers is a terrible solution to a lack of soldiers, I don't see why we have to think this over further."

[Resolution]: @@LEADER@@ likes tackling problems head-on

[Option 2]: "You know, being a pacifist nation has it's benefits." says Minister of Foreign Relationships @@NAME@@. "For one, tensions have dropped substantially with other nations, since they don't think of us as a threat. Why don't we capitalize on this and make sure we're peaceful with our neighboring countries? And in case one of them wants to go to war, we'll ensure we have allies to come to our aid. That way, we don't even need to worry about a military if and when war breaks out. We can just let our allies do all the fighting for us."

[Resolution]: @@NAME@@ responds to "You can't defeat me" with "I know, but he can"

[Ideas for More Options in Order of Most Probable to be Added to Least Probable to be Added]:
- Minister of Peace recommends declaring yourself a pacifist nation and dissolving the remains of the army
- Allow either one person or a council to take control of the country to fully focus the nation on building a military; institute conscription
- (If the option above isn't added) institute conscription without doing anything fancy.
- Get more people to join the military via religious propaganda
- Allow another nation to puppet your government

Also might make Option 1 institute conscription, but it's a big might
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Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Jun 23, 2020 8:33 pm

If a threat is imminate, then why would nation choose option 3l2?
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Postby Tepylona » Tue Jun 23, 2020 9:39 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:If a threat is imminate, then why would nation choose option 3l2?

I don't know what option 3l2 is. Are you talking about the option with the defense council?
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Postby Trotterdam » Tue Jun 23, 2020 10:25 pm

Tepylona wrote:the threat of invasion is very, very imminent
How so? Who's threatening to invade us? Why?

You're not automatically going to be invaded just because you have a poor military, if you're on good terms with neighboring nations.

Also, #244.

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Postby Tepylona » Wed Jun 24, 2020 4:35 pm

Trotterdam wrote:
Tepylona wrote:the threat of invasion is very, very imminent
How so? Who's threatening to invade us? Why?

You're not automatically going to be invaded just because you have a poor military, if you're on good terms with neighboring nations.

Also, #244.

Ah. I see.
The first problem was just poor wording. Might have been better to say "the threat of invasion is very, very plausible."
As for the fact that this issue is a lot similar to another, yeah, there's no fixing that. I just wish there would be some easier way to figure out what has and hasn't been created in that list.
Welp, back to the drawing board
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Postby Honeydewistania » Wed Jun 24, 2020 4:37 pm

Tepylona wrote:
Trotterdam wrote:How so? Who's threatening to invade us? Why?

You're not automatically going to be invaded just because you have a poor military, if you're on good terms with neighboring nations.

Also, #244.

Ah. I see.
The first problem was just poor wording. Might have been better to say "the threat of invasion is very, very plausible."
As for the fact that this issue is a lot similar to another, yeah, there's no fixing that. I just wish there would be some easier way to figure out what has and hasn't been created in that list.
Welp, back to the drawing board

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Postby Jutsa » Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:39 pm

I still thank you for making this issue draft. It made me think of another i(only remotely related to the miliatry) issue idea just based off the title alone. :)
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Postby Tepylona » Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:45 am

Jutsa wrote:I still thank you for making this issue draft. It made me think of another i(only remotely related to the miliatry) issue idea just based off the title alone. :)

Neato. I hope your idea gets accepted!
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Postby Jutsa » Thu Jun 25, 2020 6:26 pm

Lol thanks. But if you'd like, you could pick up my idea and write it yourself, if you're looking for ideas; I'm in no rush to make it. :P
Simply put, it would be about conscription and people with genetic disorders like blindness, deafness, etc. and, in particular, people with amputated limbs (what the name brought to mind).
Feel free to take it, or leave it. Regardless, I really do hope you try drafting again with another idea. :)

Also, I suspect I myself have tried drafting an issue for nations with no military only to find out an issue exists. :lol:
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Postby Tepylona » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:04 pm

Jutsa wrote:Lol thanks. But if you'd like, you could pick up my idea and write it yourself, if you're looking for ideas; I'm in no rush to make it. :P
Simply put, it would be about conscription and people with genetic disorders like blindness, deafness, etc. and, in particular, people with amputated limbs (what the name brought to mind).
Feel free to take it, or leave it. Regardless, I really do hope you try drafting again with another idea. :)

Also, I suspect I myself have tried drafting an issue for nations with no military only to find out an issue exists. :lol:

Thank you for the generous offer, although I don't want to steal your thunder, so to speak. That idea is really, really good though, and I hope you get around to writing it. I've come up with a few ideas too, and I think I'm gonna start seeing if they haven't already been done. Thanks for the kind relies!
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Postby Jutsa » Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:14 pm

M'pleasure! And yeah seriously don't worry about it, if you want to take the idea feel free; I've a whole list of ideas I haven't gotten round to. :)
Again though, do feel free to not take it. Good luck with your next project; look forward to seeing it. :D
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