[title] Musical Highway
[desc] After a recent large spike in auto accidents caused by distracted drivers, a rather creative thinker has come to your office, claiming that musical roads are a potential solution.
[validity] Not valid for nations with a ban on automobiles
[option] "Why didn't anyone think of this before? It's genius!" says amateur musician @@RANDOMNAME@@, strumming a guitar. "Musical roads are constructed in such a way, that when drivers go the correct speed limit, it plays music! So, if we install musical roads on every highway, it will encourage drivers to go the speed limit and reduce accidents! I see this as an absolute win! Except of course, for the taxpayers, but they'll thank us when they hear my tunes on the highway!"
[effect] The sound of elevator music echoes across the landscape
[option] "If we do that, we'll cause even more accidents!" says police officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, slamming a stack of papers onto your desk. "Half of these accidents were caused by drivers distracted by, you guessed it, MUSIC! If we allow this, we'll only have more distracted drivers! In fact, we should ban people from listening to ANY music while driving!"
[effect] People are regularly arrested for singing in their cars
[option] "A better idea would be to just get rid of cars altogether." says staunch environmentalist @@RANDOMNAME@@, leaving a potted plant on your desk. "All cars do are pollute the air and cause accidents, we'd be better off without them. Future generations will thank you."
[effect] Cars are banned
[desc] After a recent large spike in auto accidents caused by distracted drivers, a rather creative thinker has come to your office, claiming that musical roads are a potential solution.
[validity] Not valid for nations with a ban on automobiles
[option] "Why didn't anyone think of this before? It's genius!" says amateur musician @@RANDOMNAME@@, strumming a guitar. "Musical roads are constructed in such a way, that when drivers go the correct speed limit, it plays music! So, if we install musical roads on every highway, it will encourage drivers to go the speed limit and reduce accidents! I see this as an absolute win! Except of course, for the taxpayers, but they'll thank us when they hear my tunes on the highway!"
[effect] The sound of elevator music echoes across the landscape
[option] "If we do that, we'll cause even more accidents!" says police officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, slamming a stack of papers onto your desk. "Half of these accidents were caused by drivers distracted by, you guessed it, MUSIC! If we allow this, we'll only have more distracted drivers! In fact, we should ban people from listening to ANY music while driving!"
[effect] People are regularly arrested for singing in their cars
[option] "A better idea would be to just get rid of cars altogether." says staunch environmentalist @@RANDOMNAME@@, leaving a potted plant on your desk. "All cars do are pollute the air and cause accidents, we'd be better off without them. Future generations will thank you."
[effect] Cars are banned
[title] Street Music Theory
[desc] After a recent large spike in auto accidents caused by distracted drivers, an amateur musician has come to your office, claiming that musical roads are a potential solution.
[validity] Not valid for nations with a ban on automobiles
[option] "Why didn't anyone think of this before? It's genius!" Says amateur musician @@RANDOMNAME@@, strumming a guitar. "Musical roads are constructed in such a way, that when drivers go the correct speed limit, it plays music! So, if we install musical roads on every highway, it will encourage drivers to go the speed limit and reduce accidents! I see this as an absolute win! Except of course, for the taxpayers, but they'll thank us when they hear my tunes on the highway!"
[effect] the sound of elevator music echoes across the landscape
[option] "If we do that, we'll cause even more accidents!" Bellows police officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, slamming a stack of papers covered in doughnut crumbs onto your desk. "Half of these accidents were caused by drivers distracted by, you guessed it, MUSIC! If we allow this, we'll only have more distracted drivers! In fact, we should ban people from listening to ANY music while driving!"
[effect] drivers caught singing in their cars are arrested
[option] "A better idea would be to just get rid of cars altogether." Says staunch environmentalist @@RANDOMNAME@@, leaving a potted plant on your desk. "All cars do are pollute the air and cause accidents. We'd be better off without them. Future generations will thank you."
[effect] garage bands have had hard times coming up with a new title
Add Policy: No Automobiles
[desc] After a recent large spike in auto accidents caused by distracted drivers, an amateur musician has come to your office, claiming that musical roads are a potential solution.
[validity] Not valid for nations with a ban on automobiles
[option] "Why didn't anyone think of this before? It's genius!" Says amateur musician @@RANDOMNAME@@, strumming a guitar. "Musical roads are constructed in such a way, that when drivers go the correct speed limit, it plays music! So, if we install musical roads on every highway, it will encourage drivers to go the speed limit and reduce accidents! I see this as an absolute win! Except of course, for the taxpayers, but they'll thank us when they hear my tunes on the highway!"
[effect] the sound of elevator music echoes across the landscape
[option] "If we do that, we'll cause even more accidents!" Bellows police officer @@RANDOMNAME@@, slamming a stack of papers covered in doughnut crumbs onto your desk. "Half of these accidents were caused by drivers distracted by, you guessed it, MUSIC! If we allow this, we'll only have more distracted drivers! In fact, we should ban people from listening to ANY music while driving!"
[effect] drivers caught singing in their cars are arrested
[option] "A better idea would be to just get rid of cars altogether." Says staunch environmentalist @@RANDOMNAME@@, leaving a potted plant on your desk. "All cars do are pollute the air and cause accidents. We'd be better off without them. Future generations will thank you."
[effect] garage bands have had hard times coming up with a new title
Add Policy: No Automobiles