Title: Splash Headfirst
Issue: After prominent child actress @@RANDOMNAMEFEMALE@@ suffers severe scalp injuries once sliding down a five foot water-slide, parents seek your attention to the problem of unsafe water-parks. As the task grasps hold to your desk, you and your advisers are seeking solutions, while an angry mob of 10 year olds begins to chant @@HIS@@ name outside your office.
Validity: Nations with high welfare.
Option 1: A tall strong figure barges between your advisers. With a stern stature, he comes directly to your presence with a passionate glare. "I am @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, the lovely mistress' supervisor. The little lady is in terrible condition thanks to your negligence in water-parks! Her face won't be on magazines, billboards or beauty prodcuts! Have you know the circumstances that brings!? On behalf of her family, pay us a hefty compensation for her surgery, or we'll let the fans scurry rampant!"
^Effect: mall supervisors get their client's first cash flow from a threat on the government
Option 2: @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, the owner of the water-park introduces himself with a climb through your back window, pushing away the pressing supervisor. " Oh dear leader, that lunatic only wishes to squash my business! Sure we have little hiccups, but that's part of the @@NAME@@ experience! Remember the amount of @@CURRENCY@@ my Splash-Palooza conjured up last year? If you're willing to sprinkle some nice propaganda about Splash-Palooza, we'll be able to add the @@ANIMAL@@ in all our kiddie pools!"
^Effect: @@ANIMAL@@ bites are the norm when visiting state advertised water-parks.
Option 3: An avid fan of the actress was pulled in by security, throwing rice-buns in their faces. Without hesitation, the fan began to speak her mind to you. Her saliva acting as a sprinkler as she spoke. "Leader, you must ban water-parks altogether! They're a toxic place to be, even used as a common ground to find urine from toddlers! Look what happened to my idol, her bright smile covered with a head cast, the environment is horrible! I even lost my earring!"
^Effect: bodies of water are prohibited to be in once analysed seeing a spec of saliva
Option 4: Sneaking in following the owner of the water-park, a sober man quickly made use of his surroundings and immediately hacked into the PA systems before being detected. "Leaderr, I know da perrfect zolution to dis problum.. We don't need to ban water-parks or nuffin. Why not replace the pools in the park with one massive bathroom stall? Kidz would be dewighted to hear they can do their business while playing with rubber ducky at the same time. It'z a win-win!"
^Effect: hobos are seen as problem-solvers
