[title] The Wind Become Death
[desc] Recent studies have found that despite careful selection of isolated locations, radioactive fallout from your nation's nuclear weapon testing has been carried into distant nations by transoceanic jet streams.
[validity] Has WMDs
[option] "We have to disarm before it's too late!" cries nuclear disarmament activist @@RANDOMNAME@@ as @@HE@@ manically waves around a Geiger counter. "These weapons endanger our very means of life — the ramifications of radiation spare no one. Nuclear weapons and those who wield them are threats to this world. Disarm and cease all nuclear testing now!"
[effect] radiation is a hot topic
[option] "How boring, like I haven't heard that two-hundred and thirty-eight times already," yawns nuclear scientist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Look, all we need to do is pay reparations to affected nations, and make sure we conduct meteorological surveys to ensure nuclear tests don't result in the spread of radioactive particles. Do this right, and we won’t have to do it twice — I'm sure this won't blow up in our faces."
[effect] the Grand @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Canyon is unrecognizable after being deemed meteorologically worthy for nuclear testing
[option] "These idiots have no clue what they're saying!" seethes @@RANDOMNAME@@, CEO of the arms manufacturing company Nuke Nuke, Who's There? as @@HE@@ hands you some convincing-looking graphs and diagrams. "There's only a ninety-two percent consensus on this so-called study anyway, plus most of the scientists that work for us agree that the radiation emitted is barely dangerous to health, and can even give you a nice tan. There's really nuclear-uh, no clear evidence that these tests are harmful at all! Here, release some of this scientifically proven data, and you can continue purchasing bombs from us. Speaking of which, our newest weapon..."
[effect] half-truths and blatant lies have long half-lives
[option] "We should use these jetstreams to our advantage." whispers your Minister of Stealth Bombing as he materialises out of nowhere. "Our scientists have compiled a detailed map of jetstream systems — correctly employ these, and we can secretly detonate dirty bombs in the middle of nowhere, while still delivering cancer and illness into the heart of enemy nations."
[effect] the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from @@LEADER@@'s rear echelons
Draft 1 Below! Rewritten