[title] Mutually Assured Defection
[desc]One of your top advisers has defected to the nation of Blackacre, and taken with him valuable information on the whereabouts of your nuclear armaments. However, a top governmental official from Blackacre defected and arrived in @@NAME@@ just last night, carrying with her equally valuable information on the whereabouts of Blackacre’s nuclear armaments. Your advisers have come to offer you some advice.
[validity]Valid for nations with weapons of mass destruction/nuclear weapons
[option]”This event has showed a gaping hole in the security of our nation.” says your Minister of Intelligence. “We need to make sure this never happens again-tap all the calls of your ministers, have my agents follow them and monitor their activities online…” he leans in close and whispers in your ear, “and we can get rid of the opposition while we’re at it, eh?”
[effect]Politicians who don’t think before their every move disappear overnight.
[option]”We should be looking at it this way-why don’t we make it more appealing for them to defect to us?” queries your Minister of Propaganda. “If we release information online about how great @@NAME@@ is and how horrible Blackacre is, we’ll have droves of defectors flocking to us in no time, and with them, valuable intel! To speed up the process, we can offer any defectors instant entry into our country, so that they don’t get caught up in that whole border control mess.”
[effect]The Customs Office is flooded with “defectors”.
[option]”Does everyone not see the problem here?” exclaims your Minister of Diplomacy. “The reason people defect and bring information with them is because they feel oppressed, and antagonistic to their government. Why don’t we start treating everyone better here, and suggest the same to Blackacre? That way anyone who wants to defect won’t feel the need to...Why are you looking at me like that?”
[effect]Politicians are pampered to prevent them from defecting.
[option]”I think you’re all ignoring the fact that Blackacre has our nuclear codes!” shouts your constantly-frightened Minister of Homeland Security. “We have to regenerate all of our codes as quickly as possible!” His sister, the much more sinister Minister of Defense, cuts in. “Don’t forget, we now have an extremely useful asset in the stolen Blackacrean codes… It’d be a shame if we didn’t put them to use!”
[effect] Neighboring nations tremble in fear everytime @@NAME@@ mentions fireworks.