[Name] Dilapidated Dilemma
[Desc] After years of disuse, the @@ANIMAL@@ State Penitentiary fell into disrepair and was recently condemned. The infamous prison, once among the most feared destinations in @@REGION@@, is now set for demolition within the coming weeks.
[co-authors] Sacara & Austerlitsch
[option] "Back in the day this was the grandest structure on this side of @@NAME@@," solemnly states former prison warden @@RANDOMNAME@@, looking longingly at the now ruins. "It's such a shame this has come to this. We ought to make this place into a grand museum, one where today's youth can experience what it felt like to actually serve time here. We'll let them know what if felt like to be here."
[effect] sadistic museum guides often frighten schoolchildren
[option] "I can't believe what I'm hearing," says former prisoner MBRYNS-112002, who was arrested for arson, while lighting his jumpsuit on fire. "Do you have any idea of what happened while that place was in operation? Forget the crimes that got you in there, I can tell you of the ones that happened once you were in! Not only should this building be burned to the ground, but a resort for former convicts should be built here as reparation for what we had to endure."
[effect] felons and royalty are synonyms
[option] "The real question is why was this place shut down in the first place?" asks your Chief of Police, while writing a ticket for loitering. "The very mention of this place would strike fear to the heart of potential criminals, and it was the most effective deterrent to crime this nation has ever seen. I say rebuild the place and expand it to prevent anyone to even dare thinking about breaking our beloved laws."
[effect] life in prison is scarier than the death penalty