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The Ruler of @@LEADER@@'s Navy
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The navy has seen a rise in naval accidents, and most recently two of its best ships have collided with each other during a routine patrol. The recent spike has led to calls for a change in leadership in the Admiralty, with officers giving their own views on running the navy.
[OPTION1]: During an inspection of the navy at the dockyard, Captain Corkrun discusses the issue with you: "@@LEADER@@, a change in leadership is necessary for the navy. I believe that the cause in all these accidents is from stress. Too many of our fellow seamen are overworked and treated harshly. If you were to appoint me, I'd make sure they are respected. I think a simple lesson in manners is a good start."
[OUTCOME]: sailors demand their superiors say "If you please?" if they want a job done
[OPTION2]: As you continue your inspection, a ship crashes its hull into port. You go up to inspect the incident, but you notice the current Admiral of the Fleet, Joseph Mortar, run out of the ship towards you. "Look," he pants. "These ships are a floating wreck. If we had the money to build better armour, our fleet would be able to resist anything that hit them! Give me the funding, and our navy will be in ship-shape."
[OUTCOME]: ships no longer receive holes when christened by a bottle
[OPTION3]: "Don't tell me he's rammed that ship again!" shouts Major-General Gilbert O'Sullivan. "The navy here has become nothing more than the model of a modern, major laughing-stock. Funding or stress isn't the problem: It's discipline! I may not know how the navy works, but I ruddy well know how to incite discipline. Put me in charge, and I'll whip them into shape. Literally!"
[OUTCOME]: back scars are the new trend in the navy
[Adds 'Corporal Punishment' Policy]
[OPTION4]: "Hold it," shouts an anti-navy protestor @@RANDOMNAME@@, rowing in to dock on a dinghy. "@@LEADER@@, appoint me, and I'll abolish the navy. It's too large as it is. We're spending millions on a fleet, and for what? Some future war. Let's use that money on the navy for something else. Having a large fleet is why these accidents happen. It'd be best just keeping a few small patrol boats."
[OUTCOME]: @@LEADER@@ neverminds the why or wherefore of a navy