[DRAFT] The Price of Fine Farming
[validity] Low to mid ecofriendliness
[desc] @@DEMONYM@@ environmentalist groups have called for changes to how farms feed their animals, especially cattle, after reports revealed cattle are responsible for approximately 20% of all methane emissions in @@NAME@@.
[1] "This is bollocks!" Curses Albert Smith Jr., President of the @@DEMONYM@@ National Farming Association, waving a pitchfork in your face, "I feed ole Betty and her friends just fine, and anyone who says otherwise knows naught about farming and should stay the **** out of our business... not to mention the price hike this would cause!" He takes a moment to wipe the sweat from his red hot angry face. "Actually, you government folk should butt out of our farms for good," he screams, "and stay out!"
[1 outcome] nobody knows what goes on in the farms of @@NAME@@.
[2] "There are more efficient ways of handling this problem, @@LEADER@@," retorts @@RANDOMNAME@@, a farm nutrition researcher at @@CAPITAL@@ University, showing a graph on @@HIS@@ pitch board, "our data-driven CleanCattle project has shown that simply by adding marine algae, certain feed additives and powders into the diets of cattle can lower methane emissions by almost 30%," @@HE@@ corrects @@HIS@@ glasses and points to the emboldened tag line carved into the board, 'Think smart, eat smart."
[2 outcome] the Seaweed Powder Shake is the @@DEMOMYN@@ cow's least favorite treat
[3] "Not that old man again, eh?" Smirks Leslie Smith, granddaughter of Albert, holding a slightly smaller pitchfork, "Look, we know we ain't perfect, okay? But we gets by as bests we can. Let's make a deal, @@LEADER@@," She pitches her foot on your desk and stretches out her arm, "we'll feed our cattle as clean as we can, and we'll do a darn good job of it, I tell ya', but don't you dare try and feed our cows your chemicals, or there'll be trouble. "
[3 outcome] tourists describe @@DEMONYM@@ farm products as terrifyingly average.