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Outer Sparta
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Postby Outer Sparta » Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:27 am

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:Trump wouldn't ban toilets, except maybe for immigrants. If someone pointed out the environmental impact of toilet paper he'd say that was a lie perpetuated by the Chinese in order to give American men stinky butts, to give Chinese men a competitive advantage when hitting on American women, or something.

Mind you, he probably doesn't need toilets personally, because he pushes his own crap all over Twitter.

He also has his own golden toilet don't forget about that. It would be an amusing option even if it's just a side joke.
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Postby Jutsa » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:36 pm

That's honestly why I'm surprised Trump said what he did about toilets. And something about dishwashers, and something else about lightbulbs or something.
Thus far as much peculiar stuff as he's done, it's somehow had some kind of consistency to it that this just doesn't seem to fit.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:03 am

Jutsa wrote:A shame there's no Trump reference here for a radical option.

"We have a... situation, which we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers... and other elements of bathrooms," says Ronald Rump. "And you don't get any water, you turn on the faucet and you don't get any water. It's dripping out, very... quietly dripping out. People are flushing toilets ten times, fifteen times, instead of once. They end up using more water. So... lets ban toilets."

(lifted from this)

Waterless urinals...
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Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:26 am

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:Trump wouldn't ban toilets, except maybe for immigrants. If someone pointed out the environmental impact of toilet paper he'd say that was a lie perpetuated by the Chinese in order to give American men stinky butts, to give Chinese men a competitive advantage when hitting on American women, or something.

Mind you, he probably doesn't need toilets personally, because he pushes his own crap all over Twitter.

Donald Trump doesn't want to ban toilets, he wants to increase the flow
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