Title - Sweet, Sweet Marketing
Validity - Nation must have the Capitalism policy.
Description - With recent studies showing childhood obesity is on the rise, many believe this to be the fault of attention-grabbing packaging on sugary foods.
Option One - "How are we supposed to keep our children healthy when all of their favorite cartoon characters are shown brazenly endorsing these products?" screams an angry mother, holding a sign saying "Eyepop ate spinach, not Jupiter Bars!". "Our children - who can't tell reality from fiction yet - are tricked into thinking they need these products to be like their heroes! We mothers demand a ban on packaging made to influence the minds of children! Plain, informative packaging!"
Effect - cereal aisles resemble a Piet Mondrian work
Option Two - "Come now, surely the people of @@NAME@@ can be trusted to make their own decisions?" purrs fat-cat CEO of Jupiter Candies @@RANDOMMALENAME@@. "You people are all over-analyzing this - they're just some silly cartoon characters on some candy packaging, no harm to anyone! Allow business to continue as usual, and entrust the people of @@NAME@@ to purchase from us- uh, I mean purchase responsibly."
Effect - candy packages are regularly equipped with speakers and flashing lights
Option Three - "I think the fact that this is an issue in the first place speaks volumes about the way we see obese people!" cries your Minister of Compassion. "Why can't we allow people to be whatever shape they are - well upholstered or small, without the ostracization ever so clearly on display here? We should be focused on loving and supporting everyone, so that everyone feels like a valid human and a legitimate part of our society!"
Effect - weighing scales are thought of similarly to the guillotine