[title] I Want You, You Want Me Without My Disability
[issue] Taking a night stroll down a quiet village road on the outskirts of @@CAPITAL@@, an informat of yours overhears a woman running out of a house, only for a man with a visible disability running out trying to get her attention. The man then notices the uniform of the informat and pleads to talk to @@LEADER@@ claiming that he has been denied pleasure due to physical discrimination. The informant, though tired, starts a phone call with @@LEADER@@.
[option 1] “I should be able to have the pleasure I deserve without all this discrimination!” exclaims @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, as you hear what sounds like the phone switching hands. “We were able to have a nice dinner, a nice car ride home, and even a little foreplay. But of course, right as we begin, boom! She’s out and bolting! If that’s not physical discrimination, then I’m not sure what is.” The informat then rips the phone out of the man’s hands.
[effect] Citizens are tried guilty when refusing to have sex with someone who has a bruise.
[option 2] A neighbor, hearing all this ruckus, butts into the conversation. “Maybe if ya pull your pants up, then there’d be no need for anyone to discriminate you on anything, ha ha!” @@HE@@ then shouts @@HIS@@ opinion from @@HIS@@ open house window. “Ya know, people should be able to have sex with anyone since or hormones decide who we want to mate with our something like that, right honey?” @@HIS@@ partner nods approvingly also from within the window.
[effect] People deemed “undesirable” have better love lives than @@LEADER@@.
[option 3] The informant, hoping there was no more commotion, turns away and begins to talk to you. “You know @@LEADER@@, all this talk about who has sex with who has got me thinking. How about we only allow sex for people who aren't opposed to our grand nation? No sex for protestors equals no future protestors, at least that’s how it should work.” He then ends the call after finishing the sentence.
[effect] Anti-@@DENOMYNADJECTIVE@@ often get arrested during “the act”.
[issue] Taking a night stroll down a quiet village road on the outskirts of @@CAPITAL@@, an informat of yours overhears a woman running out of a house, only for a man with a visible disability running out trying to get her attention. The man then notices the uniform of the informat and pleads to talk to @@LEADER@@ claiming that he has been denied pleasure due to physical discrimination. The informant, though tired, starts a phone call with @@LEADER@@.
[option 1] “I should be able to have the pleasure I deserve without all this discrimination!” exclaims @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, as you hear what sounds like the phone switching hands. “We were able to have a nice dinner, a nice car ride home, and even a little foreplay. But of course, right as we begin, boom! She’s out and bolting! If that’s not physical discrimination, then I’m not sure what is.” The informat then rips the phone out of the man’s hands.
[effect] Citizens are tried guilty when refusing to have sex with someone who has a bruise.
[option 2] A neighbor, hearing all this ruckus, butts into the conversation. “Maybe if ya pull your pants up, then there’d be no need for anyone to discriminate you on anything, ha ha!” @@HE@@ then shouts @@HIS@@ opinion from @@HIS@@ open house window. “Ya know, people should be able to have sex with anyone since or hormones decide who we want to mate with our something like that, right honey?” @@HIS@@ partner nods approvingly also from within the window.
[effect] People deemed “undesirable” have better love lives than @@LEADER@@.
[option 3] The informant, hoping there was no more commotion, turns away and begins to talk to you. “You know @@LEADER@@, all this talk about who has sex with who has got me thinking. How about we only allow sex for people who aren't opposed to our grand nation? No sex for protestors equals no future protestors, at least that’s how it should work.” He then ends the call after finishing the sentence.
[effect] Anti-@@DENOMYNADJECTIVE@@ often get arrested during “the act”.
[title] I Love You, You Love Me Without My Disability
[issue] Taking a night stroll down a bustling city road within @@CAPITAL@@, an information of yours overhears a woman running out of a nearby brothel, only for a man with a visible disability running out trying to get her attention. The man then notices the uniform of the informat and pleads to talk to @@LEADER@@ caiming that he has been denied pleasure due to physical discrimination. The informant, though tired, starts a phone call with @@LEADER@@.
[option 1] “I should be able to have the pleasure I deserve without all this discrimination!” says @@RANDOMENAMEMALE@@, as he rips the phone from the informant's hand. “I went to the brothel to have a nice night out, discussed my payment with her, then paid the money. But guess what? I start undressing and boom! She’s out running away because of my diphallia! If that isn’t discrimination then I don’t know what is.” The informant then rips the phone out from the man’s hand.
[effect] signs hanging on brothel walls proclaim a 100% guarantee rate for all people.
[option 2] A nearby passerby, hearing all this ruckus, butts into the conversation. “Maybe if ya pull your pants up, then there’d be no need for anyone to discriminate against you on anything, ha ha!” @@HE@@ then shouts @@HIS@@ opinion from across the road. “Ya know, people should be able to have sex with anyone since hormones decide who we want to mate with or something like that, except for children of course, right honey?” @@HIS@@ partner nods approvingly also from across the road.
[effect] people considered “undesirable” often have better love lives than @@LEADER@@.
[option 3] The informant, hoping there was no more commotion, turns away and begins to talk to you. “You know @@LEADER@@, all this talk about who has sex with who has got me thinking. How about we only allow sex for people ntence.
[effect] people deemed anti-@@DENOMYNADJECTIVE@@ often get arrested during “the act”.
[issue] Taking a night stroll down a bustling city road within @@CAPITAL@@, an information of yours overhears a woman running out of a nearby brothel, only for a man with a visible disability running out trying to get her attention. The man then notices the uniform of the informat and pleads to talk to @@LEADER@@ caiming that he has been denied pleasure due to physical discrimination. The informant, though tired, starts a phone call with @@LEADER@@.
[option 1] “I should be able to have the pleasure I deserve without all this discrimination!” says @@RANDOMENAMEMALE@@, as he rips the phone from the informant's hand. “I went to the brothel to have a nice night out, discussed my payment with her, then paid the money. But guess what? I start undressing and boom! She’s out running away because of my diphallia! If that isn’t discrimination then I don’t know what is.” The informant then rips the phone out from the man’s hand.
[effect] signs hanging on brothel walls proclaim a 100% guarantee rate for all people.
[option 2] A nearby passerby, hearing all this ruckus, butts into the conversation. “Maybe if ya pull your pants up, then there’d be no need for anyone to discriminate against you on anything, ha ha!” @@HE@@ then shouts @@HIS@@ opinion from across the road. “Ya know, people should be able to have sex with anyone since hormones decide who we want to mate with or something like that, except for children of course, right honey?” @@HIS@@ partner nods approvingly also from across the road.
[effect] people considered “undesirable” often have better love lives than @@LEADER@@.
[option 3] The informant, hoping there was no more commotion, turns away and begins to talk to you. “You know @@LEADER@@, all this talk about who has sex with who has got me thinking. How about we only allow sex for people ntence.
[effect] people deemed anti-@@DENOMYNADJECTIVE@@ often get arrested during “the act”.
[title] I Love You, You Love Me Without My Disability
[issue] An informant of yours who was visiting a brothel happened to overhear a conversation between a man and a prostitute. The issue? She denied him sex due to him having diphallia. The man then requested to talk to @@LEADER@@, which the informant, while rather annoyed, agreed.
[option 1] “I should be able to have the pleasure I deserve without all this discrimination!” says @@RANDOMENAMEMALE_1@@, as he talks through the phone's speaker. “I went to the brothel to have a nice night out, discussed my payment with her, then paid the money. But guess what? I start undressing and boom! She’s doesn't want to do it because of my diphallia! If that isn’t discrimination then I don’t know what is.” @@RANDOMNAMEMALE_1@@ then proceeds to pull his pants up.
[effect] signs hanging on brothel walls proclaim a 100% guarantee rate for all people.
[option 2] "I should be able to choose who I want to have sex with!" exclaims the prostitute in question, @@RANDOMNAMEFEMALE@@. "I have as much right to who I do and don't have sex within this brothel as @@RANDOMNAMEMALE_1@@ over here. If we deny people based on qualities they have, then so be it, at least we'd enjoy it better." She then leaves to do her job for customers of her liking.
[effect] prostitutes ultimately determine if the partner is worth their time for sex.
[option 3] The informant, hoping there was no more later commotion, turns away and begins to talk to you. “You know @@LEADER@@, all this talk about who has sex with who has got me thinking. How about we only allow sex for people who aren’t opposed to our grand nation? No sex for protestors equals no future protestors, at least that’s how it should work.” He then ends the call after finishing the sentence.
[effect] people deemed anti-@@DENOMYNADJECTIVE@@ often get arrested during “the act”.
[issue] An informant of yours who was visiting a brothel happened to overhear a conversation between a man and a prostitute. The issue? She denied him sex due to him having diphallia. The man then requested to talk to @@LEADER@@, which the informant, while rather annoyed, agreed.
[option 1] “I should be able to have the pleasure I deserve without all this discrimination!” says @@RANDOMENAMEMALE_1@@, as he talks through the phone's speaker. “I went to the brothel to have a nice night out, discussed my payment with her, then paid the money. But guess what? I start undressing and boom! She’s doesn't want to do it because of my diphallia! If that isn’t discrimination then I don’t know what is.” @@RANDOMNAMEMALE_1@@ then proceeds to pull his pants up.
[effect] signs hanging on brothel walls proclaim a 100% guarantee rate for all people.
[option 2] "I should be able to choose who I want to have sex with!" exclaims the prostitute in question, @@RANDOMNAMEFEMALE@@. "I have as much right to who I do and don't have sex within this brothel as @@RANDOMNAMEMALE_1@@ over here. If we deny people based on qualities they have, then so be it, at least we'd enjoy it better." She then leaves to do her job for customers of her liking.
[effect] prostitutes ultimately determine if the partner is worth their time for sex.
[option 3] The informant, hoping there was no more later commotion, turns away and begins to talk to you. “You know @@LEADER@@, all this talk about who has sex with who has got me thinking. How about we only allow sex for people who aren’t opposed to our grand nation? No sex for protestors equals no future protestors, at least that’s how it should work.” He then ends the call after finishing the sentence.
[effect] people deemed anti-@@DENOMYNADJECTIVE@@ often get arrested during “the act”.
I remember looking that you can use @@RANDOMNAMEMALE_1@@, but I can't remember where it was. Is this an actual macro variant, or do I have to find work around?