[TITLE] Slippery Serpent Springs Surprise
[DESCRIPTION] Calvin Williams, your Environment Minister, is known to keep a pet Macronesian python in a glass cage in his office. This morning the snake escaped, causing a panic within Parliament, as well as a discussion about the trade of exotic animals as pets.
[VALIDITY] not an autarky, has zoos
[OPTION] "Cuddles, come here girl! Where are you Cuddles?" calls out Mr. Williams, as he searches for his lost snake. "I think snakes are fascinating animals and one can learn a lot through studying their behavioural traits. I believe every @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ should have their own exotic animal as a pet, that will also help create jobs not only here in @@NAME@@, but also in the source countries. Let's set up trade deals with countries like Macronesia and Manamana so that we can start bringing these critters in by the container ship load."
[EFFECT] primary-aged schoolgirls have playground arguments about whether scorpions or snakes are cuter
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? If Mr. Williams needs to learn about its behavioural traits, he can go to the zoo and read up about them there. In fact, only places like zoos and reptile centres should be allowed to keep these animals. Pet shops should be banned from selling anything other than cats, dogs and cute little bunnies."
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Crikey! She's a real beauty!" exclaims Stan Eurwyn, a famous TV conservationist from Ausblic, as he carefully extracts Cuddles from the handbag. "This here is a rare Macronesian carpet python, and it doesn't belooong in a handbag -- it belooongs in the forests of Macronesia. People there capture the local fauna and then sell them to traders just for enough money to feed their families. You shouldn't just ban the import of all exotic animals, you also need to set up welfare programmes for the people of Macronesia, so that they can take care of their wildlife populations: not destrooooooooy them."
[EFFECT] holidays abroad are ruined for most @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ by the hordes of creepy crawlies in their hotel rooms
[DESCRIPTION] Calvin Williams, your Environment Minister, is known to keep a pet Macronesian python in a glass cage in his office. This morning the snake escaped, causing a panic within Parliament, as well as a discussion about the trade of exotic animals as pets.
[VALIDITY] not an autarky, has zoos
[OPTION] "Cuddles, come here girl! Where are you Cuddles?" calls out Mr. Williams, as he searches for his lost snake. "I think snakes are fascinating animals and one can learn a lot through studying their behavioural traits. I believe every @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ should have their own exotic animal as a pet, that will also help create jobs not only here in @@NAME@@, but also in the source countries. Let's set up trade deals with countries like Macronesia and Manamana so that we can start bringing these critters in by the container ship load."
[EFFECT] primary-aged schoolgirls have playground arguments about whether scorpions or snakes are cuter
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? If Mr. Williams needs to learn about its behavioural traits, he can go to the zoo and read up about them there. In fact, only places like zoos and reptile centres should be allowed to keep these animals. Pet shops should be banned from selling anything other than cats, dogs and cute little bunnies."
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Crikey! She's a real beauty!" exclaims Stan Eurwyn, a famous TV conservationist from Ausblic, as he carefully extracts Cuddles from the handbag. "This here is a rare Macronesian carpet python, and it doesn't belooong in a handbag -- it belooongs in the forests of Macronesia. People there capture the local fauna and then sell them to traders just for enough money to feed their families. You shouldn't just ban the import of all exotic animals, you also need to set up welfare programmes for the people of Macronesia, so that they can take care of their wildlife populations: not destrooooooooy them."
[EFFECT] holidays abroad are ruined for most @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ by the hordes of creepy crawlies in their hotel rooms
[TITLE] Slippery Serpent Springs Surprise
[DESCRIPTION] Calvin Williams, your Environment Minister, is known to keep a pet Macronesian python in a glass cage in his office. This morning the snake escaped, causing a panic within Parliament, as well as a discussion about the trade of exotic animals as pets.
[VALIDITY] not an autarky, has zoos
[OPTION] "Cuddles, come here girl! Where are you Cuddles?" calls out Mr. Williams, as he searches for his lost snake. "I think snakes are fascinating animals and one can learn a lot through studying their behavioural traits. I believe every @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ should have their own exotic animal as a pet, that will also help create jobs not only here in @@NAME@@, but also in the source countries. Let's set up trade deals with countries like Macronesia and Manamana so that we can start bringing these critters in by the container ship load."
[EFFECT] primary-aged schoolgirls have playground arguments about whether scorpions or snakes are cuter
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? If Mr. Williams needs to learn about its behavioural traits, he can go to the zoo and read up about them there. In fact, only places like zoos and reptile centres should be allowed to keep these animals. Pet shops should be banned from selling anything other than cats, dogs and cute little bunnies."
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Crikey! She's a real beauty!" exclaims Stan Eurwyn, a famous TV conservationist from Ausblic, as he carefully extracts Cuddles from the handbag. "This here is a rare Macronesian carpet python, and it doesn't belooong in a handbag -- it belooongs in the forests of Macronesia. People there capture the local fauna and then sell them to traders just for enough money to feed their families. This unsustainable trade is driving some wildlife populations to the point of extinction. You shouldn't just ban the import of all exotic animals, you also need to set up welfare programmes for the people of Macronesia, so that they can take care of their ecosystems: not destrooooooooy them."
[EFFECT] holidays are ruined for most @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ by the hordes of creepy crawlies in their hotel rooms
[DESCRIPTION] Calvin Williams, your Environment Minister, is known to keep a pet Macronesian python in a glass cage in his office. This morning the snake escaped, causing a panic within Parliament, as well as a discussion about the trade of exotic animals as pets.
[VALIDITY] not an autarky, has zoos
[OPTION] "Cuddles, come here girl! Where are you Cuddles?" calls out Mr. Williams, as he searches for his lost snake. "I think snakes are fascinating animals and one can learn a lot through studying their behavioural traits. I believe every @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ should have their own exotic animal as a pet, that will also help create jobs not only here in @@NAME@@, but also in the source countries. Let's set up trade deals with countries like Macronesia and Manamana so that we can start bringing these critters in by the container ship load."
[EFFECT] primary-aged schoolgirls have playground arguments about whether scorpions or snakes are cuter
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? If Mr. Williams needs to learn about its behavioural traits, he can go to the zoo and read up about them there. In fact, only places like zoos and reptile centres should be allowed to keep these animals. Pet shops should be banned from selling anything other than cats, dogs and cute little bunnies."
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Crikey! She's a real beauty!" exclaims Stan Eurwyn, a famous TV conservationist from Ausblic, as he carefully extracts Cuddles from the handbag. "This here is a rare Macronesian carpet python, and it doesn't belooong in a handbag -- it belooongs in the forests of Macronesia. People there capture the local fauna and then sell them to traders just for enough money to feed their families. This unsustainable trade is driving some wildlife populations to the point of extinction. You shouldn't just ban the import of all exotic animals, you also need to set up welfare programmes for the people of Macronesia, so that they can take care of their ecosystems: not destrooooooooy them."
[EFFECT] holidays are ruined for most @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ by the hordes of creepy crawlies in their hotel rooms
[TITLE] Slippery Serpent Springs Surprise
[DESCRIPTION] Dahlia @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, your Environment Minister, is known to keep a pet Macronesian python in a glass cage in her office. This morning the snake escaped, causing a panic within Parliament, as well as a discussion about the trade of exotic animals as pets.
[VALIDITY] not an autarky
[OPTION] "Cuddles, come here boy! Where are you Cuddles?" calls out Ms. Dahlia, as she searches for her lost snake. "I think snakes are fascinating animals and one can learn a lot through studying their behavioural traits. I believe every @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ should have their own exotic animal as a pet, that will also help create jobs not only here in @@NAME@@, but also in the source countries. Let's set up trade deals with countries like Macronesia and Manamana so that we can start bringing these critters in by the container ship load."
[EFFECT] primary-aged schoolgirls have playground arguments about whether scorpions or snakes are cuter
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? If Ms. Dahlia needs to learn about its behavioural traits, she can go to the zoo and read up about them there. In fact, only places like zoos and reptile centres should be allowed to keep these animals. Pet shops should be banned from selling anything other than cats, dogs and cute little bunnies."
[OPTION VALIDITY] has zoos
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? We need to allow zoos in @@NAME@@, so if people like Ms. Dahlia need to learn about its behavioural traits, they can go there to read up about them."
[OPTION VALIDITY] no zoos
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Crikey! He's a real beauty!" exclaims Stan Eurwyn, a famous TV conservationist from Ausblic, as he carefully extracts Cuddles from the handbag. "This here is a rare Macronesian carpet python, and it doesn't belooong in a handbag -- it belooongs in the forests of Macronesia. People there capture the local fauna and then sell them to traders just for enough money to feed their families. This unsustainable trade is driving some wildlife populations to the point of extinction. You shouldn't just ban the import of all exotic animals, you also need to set up welfare programmes for the people of Macronesia, so that they can take care of their ecosystems: not destrooooooooy them."
[EFFECT] holidays are ruined for most @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ by the hordes of creepy crawlies in their hotel rooms
[DESCRIPTION] Dahlia @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, your Environment Minister, is known to keep a pet Macronesian python in a glass cage in her office. This morning the snake escaped, causing a panic within Parliament, as well as a discussion about the trade of exotic animals as pets.
[VALIDITY] not an autarky
[OPTION] "Cuddles, come here boy! Where are you Cuddles?" calls out Ms. Dahlia, as she searches for her lost snake. "I think snakes are fascinating animals and one can learn a lot through studying their behavioural traits. I believe every @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ should have their own exotic animal as a pet, that will also help create jobs not only here in @@NAME@@, but also in the source countries. Let's set up trade deals with countries like Macronesia and Manamana so that we can start bringing these critters in by the container ship load."
[EFFECT] primary-aged schoolgirls have playground arguments about whether scorpions or snakes are cuter
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? If Ms. Dahlia needs to learn about its behavioural traits, she can go to the zoo and read up about them there. In fact, only places like zoos and reptile centres should be allowed to keep these animals. Pet shops should be banned from selling anything other than cats, dogs and cute little bunnies."
[OPTION VALIDITY] has zoos
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? We need to allow zoos in @@NAME@@, so if people like Ms. Dahlia need to learn about its behavioural traits, they can go there to read up about them."
[OPTION VALIDITY] no zoos
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Crikey! He's a real beauty!" exclaims Stan Eurwyn, a famous TV conservationist from Ausblic, as he carefully extracts Cuddles from the handbag. "This here is a rare Macronesian carpet python, and it doesn't belooong in a handbag -- it belooongs in the forests of Macronesia. People there capture the local fauna and then sell them to traders just for enough money to feed their families. This unsustainable trade is driving some wildlife populations to the point of extinction. You shouldn't just ban the import of all exotic animals, you also need to set up welfare programmes for the people of Macronesia, so that they can take care of their ecosystems: not destrooooooooy them."
[EFFECT] holidays are ruined for most @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ by the hordes of creepy crawlies in their hotel rooms
[TITLE] Slippery Serpent Springs Surprise
[DESCRIPTION] Your Environment Minister, Ms. Dahlia, is known to keep a pet Macronesian python in a glass cage in her office. This morning the snake escaped, causing a panic within Parliament, as well as a discussion about the trade of exotic animals as pets.
[VALIDITY] not an autarky
[OPTION] "Cuddles, come here boy! Where are you Cuddles?" calls out Ms. Dahlia, as she searches for her lost snake. "I think snakes are fascinating animals and one can learn a lot through studying their behavioural traits. I believe every @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ should have their own exotic animal as a pet, that will also help create jobs not only here in @@NAME@@, but also in the source countries. Let's set up trade deals with countries like Macronesia and Manamana so that we can start bringing these critters in by the container ship load."
[EFFECT] primary-aged schoolgirls have playground arguments about whether scorpions or snakes are cuter
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? If Ms. Dahlia needs to learn about its behavioural traits, she can go to the zoo and read up about them there. In fact, only places like zoos and reptile centres should be allowed to keep these animals. Pet shops should be banned from selling anything other than cats, dogs and cute little bunnies."
[OPTION VALIDITY] has zoos
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? We need to allow zoos in @@NAME@@, so if people like Ms. Dahlia need to learn about its behavioural traits, they can go there to read up about them."
[OPTION VALIDITY] no zoos
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Crikey! He's a real beauty!" exclaims Stan Eurwyn, a famous TV conservationist from Ausblic, as he carefully extracts Cuddles from the handbag. "This here is a rare Macronesian carpet python, and it doesn't belooong in a handbag -- it belooongs in the forests of Macronesia. People there capture the local fauna and then sell them to traders just for enough money to feed their families. This unsustainable trade is driving some wildlife populations to the point of extinction. You shouldn't just ban the import of all exotic animals, you also need to set up welfare programmes for the people of Macronesia, so that they can take care of their ecosystems: not destrooooooooy them."
[EFFECT] holidays are ruined for most @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ by the hordes of creepy crawlies in their hotel rooms
[DESCRIPTION] Your Environment Minister, Ms. Dahlia, is known to keep a pet Macronesian python in a glass cage in her office. This morning the snake escaped, causing a panic within Parliament, as well as a discussion about the trade of exotic animals as pets.
[VALIDITY] not an autarky
[OPTION] "Cuddles, come here boy! Where are you Cuddles?" calls out Ms. Dahlia, as she searches for her lost snake. "I think snakes are fascinating animals and one can learn a lot through studying their behavioural traits. I believe every @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ should have their own exotic animal as a pet, that will also help create jobs not only here in @@NAME@@, but also in the source countries. Let's set up trade deals with countries like Macronesia and Manamana so that we can start bringing these critters in by the container ship load."
[EFFECT] primary-aged schoolgirls have playground arguments about whether scorpions or snakes are cuter
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? If Ms. Dahlia needs to learn about its behavioural traits, she can go to the zoo and read up about them there. In fact, only places like zoos and reptile centres should be allowed to keep these animals. Pet shops should be banned from selling anything other than cats, dogs and cute little bunnies."
[OPTION VALIDITY] has zoos
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? We need to allow zoos in @@NAME@@, so if people like Ms. Dahlia need to learn about its behavioural traits, they can go there to read up about them."
[OPTION VALIDITY] no zoos
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Crikey! He's a real beauty!" exclaims Stan Eurwyn, a famous TV conservationist from Ausblic, as he carefully extracts Cuddles from the handbag. "This here is a rare Macronesian carpet python, and it doesn't belooong in a handbag -- it belooongs in the forests of Macronesia. People there capture the local fauna and then sell them to traders just for enough money to feed their families. This unsustainable trade is driving some wildlife populations to the point of extinction. You shouldn't just ban the import of all exotic animals, you also need to set up welfare programmes for the people of Macronesia, so that they can take care of their ecosystems: not destrooooooooy them."
[EFFECT] holidays are ruined for most @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ by the hordes of creepy crawlies in their hotel rooms
[TITLE] Slippery Serpent Springs Surprise
[DESCRIPTION] Your Environment Minister, Ms. Dahlia, is known to keep a pet Macronesian python in a glass cage in her office. This morning the snake escaped, causing a panic within Parliament, as well as a discussion about the trade of exotic animals as pets.
[VALIDITY] not an autarky
[OPTION] "Cuddles, come here boy! Where are you Cuddles?" calls out Ms. Dahlia, as she searches for her lost snake. "I think snakes are fascinating animals and one can learn a lot through studying their behavioural traits. I believe every @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ should have their own exotic animal as a pet, that will also help create jobs not only here in @@NAME@@, but also in the source countries. Let's set up trade deals with countries like Macronesia and Manamana so that we can start bringing these critters in by the container ship load."
[EFFECT] primary-aged schoolgirls have playground arguments about whether scorpions or snakes are cuter
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? If Ms. Dahlia needs to learn about its behavioural traits, she can go to the zoo and read up about them there. In fact, only places like zoos and reptile centres should be allowed to keep these animals. Pet shops should be banned from selling anything other than cats, dogs and cute little bunnies."
[OPTION VALIDITY] has zoos
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? We need to allow zoos in @@NAME@@, so if people like Ms. Dahlia need to learn about its behavioural traits, they can go there to read up about them. To make sure that zoos are the only place these animals can be seen: we should also ban pet shops from selling anything other than cats, dogs and cute little bunnies."
[OPTION VALIDITY] no zoos
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Crikey! He's a real beauty!" exclaims Stan Eurwyn, a famous TV conservationist from Ausblic, as he carefully extracts Cuddles from the handbag. "This here is a rare Macronesian carpet python, and it doesn't belooong in a handbag -- it belooongs in the forests of Macronesia. People there capture the local fauna and then sell them to traders just for enough money to feed their families. This unsustainable trade is driving some wildlife populations to the point of extinction. You shouldn't just ban the import of all exotic animals, you also need to set up welfare programmes for the people of Macronesia, so that they can take care of their ecosystems: not destrooooooooy them."
[EFFECT] holidays are ruined for most @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ by the hordes of creepy crawlies in their hotel rooms
[DESCRIPTION] Your Environment Minister, Ms. Dahlia, is known to keep a pet Macronesian python in a glass cage in her office. This morning the snake escaped, causing a panic within Parliament, as well as a discussion about the trade of exotic animals as pets.
[VALIDITY] not an autarky
[OPTION] "Cuddles, come here boy! Where are you Cuddles?" calls out Ms. Dahlia, as she searches for her lost snake. "I think snakes are fascinating animals and one can learn a lot through studying their behavioural traits. I believe every @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ should have their own exotic animal as a pet, that will also help create jobs not only here in @@NAME@@, but also in the source countries. Let's set up trade deals with countries like Macronesia and Manamana so that we can start bringing these critters in by the container ship load."
[EFFECT] primary-aged schoolgirls have playground arguments about whether scorpions or snakes are cuter
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? If Ms. Dahlia needs to learn about its behavioural traits, she can go to the zoo and read up about them there. In fact, only places like zoos and reptile centres should be allowed to keep these animals. Pet shops should be banned from selling anything other than cats, dogs and cute little bunnies."
[OPTION VALIDITY] has zoos
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!" screams your secretary, as Cuddles is finally located -- having a nap inside her handbag. "Why would anyone want to have such a creepy animal as a pet? We need to allow zoos in @@NAME@@, so if people like Ms. Dahlia need to learn about its behavioural traits, they can go there to read up about them. To make sure that zoos are the only place these animals can be seen: we should also ban pet shops from selling anything other than cats, dogs and cute little bunnies."
[OPTION VALIDITY] no zoos
[EFFECT] any spiders found in garages must be donated to the nearest zoo
[OPTION] "Crikey! He's a real beauty!" exclaims Stan Eurwyn, a famous TV conservationist from Ausblic, as he carefully extracts Cuddles from the handbag. "This here is a rare Macronesian carpet python, and it doesn't belooong in a handbag -- it belooongs in the forests of Macronesia. People there capture the local fauna and then sell them to traders just for enough money to feed their families. This unsustainable trade is driving some wildlife populations to the point of extinction. You shouldn't just ban the import of all exotic animals, you also need to set up welfare programmes for the people of Macronesia, so that they can take care of their ecosystems: not destrooooooooy them."
[EFFECT] holidays are ruined for most @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ by the hordes of creepy crawlies in their hotel rooms