DRAFT 2:
TITLE:
Double Tap To Attack
VALIDITY:
Has a military
DESCRIPTION:
Blackacre -- a nation with less than cordial relations with @@NAME@@ famed for its dubious morals -- has shocked the international community with its recent bombing raids on military targets in the strategically inferior nation of Sableyard. The frequency and intensity of the bombing is considerable, but international condemnation is following the employment of "double-tap bombing" strategies, whereupon the target area is attacked with a second bombing run a short time after the first, with the express intention of attacking rescue crews and emergency workers.
OPTION 1
"This is a great opportunity to take the moral high ground," suggests your gleeful Minister of Optics, dancing on the spot like an excited five-year-old. "We just join with the international community in decrying the Blackacreans as barbarians, and make a public commitment to recognising that double-tap attacks are a war crime. In terms of geopolitical strategy, there's no better place to be than standing alongside the finger-wagging morally superior nations."
OUTCOME:
it's only okay to kill and maim your enemies if you are nice about it
OPTION 2
"Diplomatic protests are all well and good, but isn't it more important that we check Blackacrean aggression in general?" queries your Minister of Geopolitical Strategy, without looking up from the model fighter jet @@HE@@ is painting. "While Blackacre's nuclear arsenal make all-out war a non-option, we could definitely gift arms and logistics support to the brave Sableyardians to help them defend themselves. A squadron or five of fighter jets would give them a fighting chance."
OUTCOME:
the irony of "peacekeeping" as a casus belli is lost on @@PLURALDEMONYMS@@
OPTION 3
"While the Blackacreans are undoubtedly evil, one cannot help but note the speed with which they are attaining victory in Sableyard," notes General Alma Penny, fixing you with her slush-grey eyes. "One should not be afraid to learn from enemies, but we should seek to improve their strategies. Direct additional funding towards my Creative Warfare thinktank, and we will deliver to you more effective strategies still, from warheads that carry a delayed second and third explosive charge within a single ballistic device, to second-strike gun-drones, to chemical and biological agents that achieve the same objective even decades after the initial delivery. The goal of war is to win. Don't lose sight of that."
OUTCOME:
the price of peace is eternal soil contamination by military-grade toxins
OPTION 4
"Why are we so quick to be passing judgement on the actions of Blackacre?" complains isolationism advocate Greta Grusinskaya. "There's no such thing as the international community, only a multitude of nations that are responsible only for their own people. Our foreign policy should be one of non-interference and non-judgement, while demanding others respect our own sovereignty in turn. The so-called world stage is for actors and performers. Serious nations keep to themselves."
OUTCOME:
@@LEADER@@ is often misquoted as having said "I want to be alone"
DRAFT 1: