DRAFT 1
[TITLE] Chewing The Fat About Gum
[DESCRIPTION]After a viral video showing pranksters jam their chewed gum on park benches, all types of people came barging in to your office just before your morning meeting starts.
[VALIDITY] none
[OPTION 1] “It’s about time we get rid of gum from our market!”,your usually quiet stenographer shouts from the safety of his typewriter. “What we lose in revenue, we gain in cleanliness! Just think about a world where you don’t have to look down before sitting.”
[EFFECT 1] Gumshoes are just shoes.
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[OPTION 2] “Just hold on a minute!”, exclaims local gum tycoon @@RANDOMNAME@@ as @@SHE@@ saunters towards your desk. “Why do you have to go down such a draconian path? How about you just leave us alone and I don’t know ... teach the masses to have better etiquette instead of blaming it all on some harmless sap.”
[EFFECT 2] Gum Chewing 101 is a mandatory syllabus in kindergarten.
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[OPTION 3] Celebrity dentist @@RANDOMNAME@@ approaches you with horrifying images of @@HIS@@ client’s teeth. @@HE@@ menacingly utters, “Why don’t we let gum stay but have it be unappealing to those who wants to keep their pearly whites? You don’t have to abolish anything and you get to keep those stacks of money from the industry.”
[EFFECT 3] Gum wrappers are the new canvas for medical photographers.
