[TITLE] Blue-blooded Blues
[VALIDITY] Nation is not a monarchy, Nation is not an autocracy, Nation doesn't have feudalism, Nation doesn't have socialism
[DESCRIPTION] In a curious turn of events, monarchists have marched onto the street protesting @@NAME@@ being a republic and demand that you, @@LEADER@@, be crowned. Dressed in elaborate 18th century costumes, they have gathered in @@CAPITAL@@'s historic city center, making many citizens believe a historical play is about to commence.
[OPTION 1] "Doth thou not see the tyranny of democracy? How thy reign is marred by the whims of cut-purses and fools' zanies?" begins @@RANDOMMALENAME_1@@, a descendant of former nobility, his dramatic gestures causing the giant wig on his head to fall off and crush an innocent bystander with its weight. "By divine right, thou should rule absolute, noblest @@LEADER@@! Begone with the will of the people, let them eat cake! Hear me and crown thyself sovereign of all, so myne family become nobility again!"
[EFFECT 1] @@LEADER@@'s family and friends are about to start a civil war over who should get which title of nobility
[OPTION 2] "Husband of mine, art thou brainsickly?" says the protester's wife, wearing a dress so pompously big a homeless family has taken shelter underneath it. "Ay, @@LEADER@@ crown thyself as well thy should, but do not hold carelessly the will of the commoners, 'ere they will have thine head! Nay, let them brabble in parliament, if 't be true yond pleases those folk, but doth put a coronet on thine gentle head!"
[EFFECT 2] parliamentarians snigger whenever @@LEADER@@ addresses them in the royal 'we'
[OPTION 3] "How about we don't do that," states @@RANDOMNAME_2@@, as @@HE_2@@ struggles to crawl from underneath @@RANDOMMALENAME_1@@'s fallen wig. "@@LEADER@@, you seriously can't be considering doing what these halfwits demand of you. It's the 21st century for Violet's sake, the time of monarchies is past! No, you should give us more democracy and show whatever kingdom is left out in the world how it's done. Now can someone help me, please? My head's starting to spin..."
[EFFECT 3] foreign monarchies feverishly deny the existence of @@NAME@@ out of fear of sparking a revolution
[OPTION 4] "Da, comrade, heads should start to spin... spin off the guillotine!" says Vladimirich Leninovich, standing next to @@RANDOMNAME_2@@, completely ignoring their predicament. "Workers of @@NAME@@ unite! Let the revolution cleanse this nation of the capitalist elite and their monarchist whims, or those bigwigs will crush you like this one!" he rolls out a red flag with a hammer and sickle on it. "Embrace communism, comrades! Embrace equality!"
[EFFECT 4] actors who play the king in Flakespeare's King Fear fear for their lives