Description: After a brief walk down the street to enjoy the sights and smells of @@CAPITAL@@, you noticed the extensive line of people queueing out the door of the local health clinic. Given it was only five in the morning and the line exceeded even peak demand, a meeting has been called in your office.
Person 1: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Health steps forward. ‘That’s what happens when opiates get out of control, @@LEADER@@. Please, I want an effective and efficient healthcare system just as much as you but this drug was not tested properly, it was not scrutinised closely enough, in short, it was a huge failure. What you saw with that health clinic is what I like to call a ‘Conveyor belt of addiction’. A person goes in, gets the opiate prescribed by doctors who are on Big Pharma’s payroll and who have been told the drug works for moderate pain relief, gets addicted and comes back for more. I implore you oh, @@LEADER@@, to put better checks in place to screen these new drugs and require them to undergo proper testing. In the meantime, we need treatment clinics to help addicts! It’s our job to protect people from exploitation after all!’
Person Two: @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of OpiatesOrNothing wearing an obviously expensive suit and a gold chain dangling from one pocket. ‘@@LEADER@@, your Minister for Health knows nothing. My company’s drug is not the problem here and nor is it the problem of companies who stock or supply the drug. It’s the people’s fault for buying it in the first place. It really is that simple. If a person takes a drug, they want to keep taking it. If they don’t take it, well, they don’t want more. They’re grown adults after all, they can look after themselves.’
Person Three: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Minister steps into view, grinning. ‘Look, this drug seems very controversial and all that but what if we sold it abroad? Think of the revenue, @@LEADER@@! If we can retain a monopoly on the drug, we’ll have countries begging us to make more of the stuff to calm their addict populations. We can even sell it to that tinpot dictatorship, Maxtopia!’
Person Four: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Defence calmly places a map of Maxtopia on the desk, rolling it out. ‘Maxtopia should be no more, I think we can all agree. No one likes them and we can use those natural resources much better ourselves. I have done some thinking and I suggest we dope up the Maxtopian military, then cut off supply. By the time they recover from the severe withdrawal symptoms, Maxtopia will just be another part of @@NATION@@!
Recent effect lines:
1. a resurgence in the deadliest diseases due to harsh drug testing has many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ worried
2. @@NATION@@ has ground to a standstill as people call in sick to work to get their latest fix
3. foreign nations have a very polarising love-hate relationship with @@NATION@@
4. @@NATION@@ has been widely condemned for the use of chemical weapons
Person 1: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Health steps forward. ‘That’s what happens when opiates get out of control, @@LEADER@@. Please, I want an effective and efficient healthcare system just as much as you but this drug was not tested properly, it was not scrutinised closely enough, in short, it was a huge failure. What you saw with that health clinic is what I like to call a ‘Conveyor belt of addiction’. A person goes in, gets the opiate prescribed by doctors who are on Big Pharma’s payroll and who have been told the drug works for moderate pain relief, gets addicted and comes back for more. I implore you oh, @@LEADER@@, to put better checks in place to screen these new drugs and require them to undergo proper testing. In the meantime, we need treatment clinics to help addicts! It’s our job to protect people from exploitation after all!’
Person Two: @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of OpiatesOrNothing wearing an obviously expensive suit and a gold chain dangling from one pocket. ‘@@LEADER@@, your Minister for Health knows nothing. My company’s drug is not the problem here and nor is it the problem of companies who stock or supply the drug. It’s the people’s fault for buying it in the first place. It really is that simple. If a person takes a drug, they want to keep taking it. If they don’t take it, well, they don’t want more. They’re grown adults after all, they can look after themselves.’
Person Three: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Minister steps into view, grinning. ‘Look, this drug seems very controversial and all that but what if we sold it abroad? Think of the revenue, @@LEADER@@! If we can retain a monopoly on the drug, we’ll have countries begging us to make more of the stuff to calm their addict populations. We can even sell it to that tinpot dictatorship, Maxtopia!’
Person Four: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Defence calmly places a map of Maxtopia on the desk, rolling it out. ‘Maxtopia should be no more, I think we can all agree. No one likes them and we can use those natural resources much better ourselves. I have done some thinking and I suggest we dope up the Maxtopian military, then cut off supply. By the time they recover from the severe withdrawal symptoms, Maxtopia will just be another part of @@NATION@@!
Recent effect lines:
1. a resurgence in the deadliest diseases due to harsh drug testing has many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ worried
2. @@NATION@@ has ground to a standstill as people call in sick to work to get their latest fix
3. foreign nations have a very polarising love-hate relationship with @@NATION@@
4. @@NATION@@ has been widely condemned for the use of chemical weapons
Description: After a foreign news station gave a report on the growing numbers of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ addicted to a new @@DEMONYM@@-made opiate that was only allowed through to consumers due to failures to properly test the drug, a meeting has been called in your office.
Person 1: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Health steps forward. ‘That’s what happens when opiates get out of control, @@LEADER@@. Please, I want an effective and efficient healthcare system just as much as you but this drug was not tested properly, it was not scrutinised closely enough, in short, it was a huge failure. What you saw with that health clinic is what I like to call a ‘Conveyor belt of addiction’. A person goes in, gets the opiate prescribed by doctors who are on Big Pharma’s payroll and who have been told the drug works for moderate pain relief, gets addicted and comes back for more. I implore you oh, @@LEADER@@, to put better checks in place to screen these new drugs and require them to undergo proper testing. In the meantime, we need treatment clinics to help addicts! It’s our job to protect people from exploitation after all!’
Person Two: @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of OpiatesOrNothing wearing an obviously expensive suit and a gold chain dangling from one pocket. ‘@@LEADER@@, your Minister for Health knows nothing. My company’s drug is not the problem here and nor is it the problem of companies who stock or supply the drug. It’s the people’s fault for buying it in the first place. It really is that simple. If a person takes a drug, they want to keep taking it. If they don’t take it, well, they don’t want more. They’re grown adults after all, they can look after themselves.’
Person Three: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Minister steps into view, grinning. ‘Look, this drug seems very controversial and all that but what if we sold it abroad? Think of the revenue, @@LEADER@@! If we can retain a monopoly on the drug, we’ll have countries begging us to make more of the stuff to calm their addict populations. We can even sell it to that tinpot dictatorship, Maxtopia!’
Person Four: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Defence calmly places a map of Maxtopia on the desk, rolling it out. ‘Maxtopia should be no more, I think we can all agree. No one likes them and we can use those natural resources much better ourselves. I have done some thinking and I suggest we dope up the Maxtopian military, then cut off supply. By the time they recover from the severe withdrawal symptoms, Maxtopia will just be another part of @@NATION@@!
Recent effect lines:
1. a resurgence in the deadliest diseases due to harsh drug testing has many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ worried
2. @@NATION@@ has ground to a standstill as people call in sick to work to get their latest fix
3. foreign nations have a very polarising love-hate relationship with @@NATION@@
4. @@NATION@@ has been widely condemned for the use of chemical weapons
Person 1: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Health steps forward. ‘That’s what happens when opiates get out of control, @@LEADER@@. Please, I want an effective and efficient healthcare system just as much as you but this drug was not tested properly, it was not scrutinised closely enough, in short, it was a huge failure. What you saw with that health clinic is what I like to call a ‘Conveyor belt of addiction’. A person goes in, gets the opiate prescribed by doctors who are on Big Pharma’s payroll and who have been told the drug works for moderate pain relief, gets addicted and comes back for more. I implore you oh, @@LEADER@@, to put better checks in place to screen these new drugs and require them to undergo proper testing. In the meantime, we need treatment clinics to help addicts! It’s our job to protect people from exploitation after all!’
Person Two: @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of OpiatesOrNothing wearing an obviously expensive suit and a gold chain dangling from one pocket. ‘@@LEADER@@, your Minister for Health knows nothing. My company’s drug is not the problem here and nor is it the problem of companies who stock or supply the drug. It’s the people’s fault for buying it in the first place. It really is that simple. If a person takes a drug, they want to keep taking it. If they don’t take it, well, they don’t want more. They’re grown adults after all, they can look after themselves.’
Person Three: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Minister steps into view, grinning. ‘Look, this drug seems very controversial and all that but what if we sold it abroad? Think of the revenue, @@LEADER@@! If we can retain a monopoly on the drug, we’ll have countries begging us to make more of the stuff to calm their addict populations. We can even sell it to that tinpot dictatorship, Maxtopia!’
Person Four: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Defence calmly places a map of Maxtopia on the desk, rolling it out. ‘Maxtopia should be no more, I think we can all agree. No one likes them and we can use those natural resources much better ourselves. I have done some thinking and I suggest we dope up the Maxtopian military, then cut off supply. By the time they recover from the severe withdrawal symptoms, Maxtopia will just be another part of @@NATION@@!
Recent effect lines:
1. a resurgence in the deadliest diseases due to harsh drug testing has many @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ worried
2. @@NATION@@ has ground to a standstill as people call in sick to work to get their latest fix
3. foreign nations have a very polarising love-hate relationship with @@NATION@@
4. @@NATION@@ has been widely condemned for the use of chemical weapons
Okay, for this second draft, I've tried to move beyond the typical (but necessary) more/less regulations. I hope you enjoy!
Description: After a foreign news station gave a report on the growing numbers of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ addicted to a new @@DEMONYM@@-made opiate that was only allowed through to consumers due to failures to properly test the drug, a meeting has been called in your office. While the government is competent enough to deal with the domestic consequences, some unlikely suggestions have been put forward for what to do next.
Person One: @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@FAITH@@’s strongest advocate smiles wickedly at you. ‘@@LEADER@@, I’m sure you understand the need for a more pious populace. The people need to be led out of their dark existence through @@FAITH@@! I propose you give @@FAITH@@ control over supply and production of this new opiate. That way we can get everyone as zealous as me! I assure you, you will see results by the end of the month!
Person Two: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Minister steps into view, grinning. ‘Look, this drug seems very controversial and all that but what if we sold it abroad? Think of the revenue, @@LEADER@@! If we can retain a monopoly on the drug, we’ll have countries begging us to make more of the stuff to calm their addict populations. We can even sell it to that tinpot dictatorship, Maxtopia!’
Person Three: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Defence calmly places a map of Maxtopia on the desk, rolling it out. ‘Maxtopia should be no more, I think we can all agree. No one likes them and we can use those natural resources much better ourselves. I have done some thinking and I suggest we dope up the Maxtopian military, then cut off supply. By the time they recover from the severe withdrawal symptoms, Maxtopia will just be another part of @@NATION@@!
Person Four:General @@RANDOMNAME@@ pushes past the Immigration Minister, leaning in close. ‘Please, these other people have it wrong. We can’t allow the drug to get out. If the international community gets hold of it, who’s going to stop the carnage!’ He takes a breath. ‘Please, I propose we close our borders to stop the drug getting out. No one in, no one out. If some does get out, well we just have to rid them of it…perhaps forcefully. But enough of that, just close the borders so it doesn’t spread, I beseech you!
Recent effect lines:
1. an unprecedented resurgence in @@FAITH@@ has many @@DEMONYM@@’s worried though many more seem to be shivering wrecks
2. @@NATION@@ has ground to a standstill as people call in sick to work to get their latest fix
3. foreign nations have a very polarising love-hate relationship with @@NATION@@
Person One: @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@FAITH@@’s strongest advocate smiles wickedly at you. ‘@@LEADER@@, I’m sure you understand the need for a more pious populace. The people need to be led out of their dark existence through @@FAITH@@! I propose you give @@FAITH@@ control over supply and production of this new opiate. That way we can get everyone as zealous as me! I assure you, you will see results by the end of the month!
Person Two: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Minister steps into view, grinning. ‘Look, this drug seems very controversial and all that but what if we sold it abroad? Think of the revenue, @@LEADER@@! If we can retain a monopoly on the drug, we’ll have countries begging us to make more of the stuff to calm their addict populations. We can even sell it to that tinpot dictatorship, Maxtopia!’
Person Three: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Defence calmly places a map of Maxtopia on the desk, rolling it out. ‘Maxtopia should be no more, I think we can all agree. No one likes them and we can use those natural resources much better ourselves. I have done some thinking and I suggest we dope up the Maxtopian military, then cut off supply. By the time they recover from the severe withdrawal symptoms, Maxtopia will just be another part of @@NATION@@!
Person Four:General @@RANDOMNAME@@ pushes past the Immigration Minister, leaning in close. ‘Please, these other people have it wrong. We can’t allow the drug to get out. If the international community gets hold of it, who’s going to stop the carnage!’ He takes a breath. ‘Please, I propose we close our borders to stop the drug getting out. No one in, no one out. If some does get out, well we just have to rid them of it…perhaps forcefully. But enough of that, just close the borders so it doesn’t spread, I beseech you!
Recent effect lines:
1. an unprecedented resurgence in @@FAITH@@ has many @@DEMONYM@@’s worried though many more seem to be shivering wrecks
2. @@NATION@@ has ground to a standstill as people call in sick to work to get their latest fix
3. foreign nations have a very polarising love-hate relationship with @@NATION@@
This third draft just changes the description as advised by the constructive criticism.
Description: After a government report came out on the thousands of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ addicted to a new @@DEMONYM@@-made opiate called mortinyl that was meant for medicinal use. Many believe was only allowed through to consumers due to failures to properly test the drug, a meeting has been called. While the government is competent enough to deal with the domestic consequences, some unlikely suggestions have been put forward for what to do next.
Person One: @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@FAITH@@’s strongest advocate smiles wickedly at you. ‘@@LEADER@@, I’m sure you understand the need for a more pious populace. The people need to be led out of their dark existence through @@FAITH@@! I propose you give @@FAITH@@ control over supply and production of this new opiate. That way we can get everyone as zealous as me! I assure you, you will see results by the end of the month!
Person Two: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Minister steps into view, grinning. ‘Look, this drug seems very controversial and all that but what if we sold it abroad? Think of the revenue, @@LEADER@@! If we can retain a monopoly on the drug, we’ll have countries begging us to make more of the stuff to calm their addict populations. We can even sell it to that tinpot dictatorship, Maxtopia!’
Person Three: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Defence calmly places a map of Maxtopia on the desk, rolling it out. ‘Maxtopia should be no more, I think we can all agree. No one likes them and we can use those natural resources much better ourselves. I have done some thinking and I suggest we dope up the Maxtopian military, then cut off supply. By the time they recover from the severe withdrawal symptoms, Maxtopia will just be another part of @@NATION@@!
Person Four:General @@RANDOMNAME@@ pushes past the Immigration Minister, leaning in close. ‘Please, these other people have it wrong. We can’t allow the drug to get out. If the international community gets hold of it, who’s going to stop the carnage!’ He takes a breath. ‘Please, I propose we close our borders to stop the drug getting out. No one in, no one out. If some does get out, well we just have to rid them of it…perhaps forcefully. But enough of that, just close the borders so it doesn’t spread, I beseech you!
Recent effect lines:
1. an unprecedented resurgence in @@FAITH@@ has many @@DEMONYM@@’s worried though many more seem to be shivering wrecks
2. @@NATION@@ has ground to a standstill as people call in sick to work to get their latest fix
3. foreign nations have a very polarising love-hate relationship with @@NATION@@
Person One: @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@FAITH@@’s strongest advocate smiles wickedly at you. ‘@@LEADER@@, I’m sure you understand the need for a more pious populace. The people need to be led out of their dark existence through @@FAITH@@! I propose you give @@FAITH@@ control over supply and production of this new opiate. That way we can get everyone as zealous as me! I assure you, you will see results by the end of the month!
Person Two: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Minister steps into view, grinning. ‘Look, this drug seems very controversial and all that but what if we sold it abroad? Think of the revenue, @@LEADER@@! If we can retain a monopoly on the drug, we’ll have countries begging us to make more of the stuff to calm their addict populations. We can even sell it to that tinpot dictatorship, Maxtopia!’
Person Three: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Defence calmly places a map of Maxtopia on the desk, rolling it out. ‘Maxtopia should be no more, I think we can all agree. No one likes them and we can use those natural resources much better ourselves. I have done some thinking and I suggest we dope up the Maxtopian military, then cut off supply. By the time they recover from the severe withdrawal symptoms, Maxtopia will just be another part of @@NATION@@!
Person Four:General @@RANDOMNAME@@ pushes past the Immigration Minister, leaning in close. ‘Please, these other people have it wrong. We can’t allow the drug to get out. If the international community gets hold of it, who’s going to stop the carnage!’ He takes a breath. ‘Please, I propose we close our borders to stop the drug getting out. No one in, no one out. If some does get out, well we just have to rid them of it…perhaps forcefully. But enough of that, just close the borders so it doesn’t spread, I beseech you!
Recent effect lines:
1. an unprecedented resurgence in @@FAITH@@ has many @@DEMONYM@@’s worried though many more seem to be shivering wrecks
2. @@NATION@@ has ground to a standstill as people call in sick to work to get their latest fix
3. foreign nations have a very polarising love-hate relationship with @@NATION@@
I've mainly just changed the description.
Description: After a government report came out on the thousands of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ addicted to a new @@DEMONYM@@-made, over-the-counter, medicinal opiate called Mortinyl that was marketed as easing pain deemed at least moderate. Many believe the drug was only allowed through to consumers due to failures to properly test the drug and a severe lack of knowledge on the part of doctors and pharmacists. A meeting has now been called. While the government is competent enough to deal with the domestic consequences, some unlikely suggestions have been put forward for what to do next.
Person One: @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@FAITH@@’s strongest advocate smiles wickedly at you. ‘@@LEADER@@, I’m sure you understand the need for a more pious populace. The people need to be led out of their dark existence through @@FAITH@@! I propose you give @@FAITH@@ control over supply and production of this new opiate. That way we can get everyone as zealous as me! I assure you, you will see results by the end of the month!
Person Two: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Minister steps into view, grinning. ‘Look, this drug seems very controversial and all that but what if we sold it abroad? Think of the revenue, @@LEADER@@! If we can retain a monopoly on the drug, we’ll have countries begging us to make more of the stuff to calm their addict populations. We can even sell it to that tinpot dictatorship, Maxtopia!’
Person Three: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Defence calmly places a map of Maxtopia on the desk, rolling it out. ‘Maxtopia should be no more, I think we can all agree. No one likes them and we can use those natural resources much better ourselves. I have done some thinking and I suggest we dope up the Maxtopian military, then cut off supply. By the time they recover from the severe withdrawal symptoms, Maxtopia will just be another part of @@NATION@@!
Person Four:General @@RANDOMNAME@@ pushes past the Immigration Minister, leaning in close. ‘Please, these other people have it wrong. We can’t allow the drug to get out. If the international community gets hold of it, who’s going to stop the carnage!’ He takes a breath. ‘Please, I propose we close our borders to stop the drug getting out. No one in, no one out. If some does get out, well we just have to rid them of it…perhaps forcefully. But enough of that, just close the borders so it doesn’t spread, I beseech you!
Recent effect lines:
1. an unprecedented resurgence in @@FAITH@@ has many @@DEMONYM@@’s worried though many more seem to be shivering wrecks
2. @@NATION@@ has ground to a standstill as people call in sick to work to get their latest fix
3. foreign nations have a very polarising love-hate relationship with @@NATION@@
4. @@NATION@@ invades other nations thought to have bought strong opiates
Person One: @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@FAITH@@’s strongest advocate smiles wickedly at you. ‘@@LEADER@@, I’m sure you understand the need for a more pious populace. The people need to be led out of their dark existence through @@FAITH@@! I propose you give @@FAITH@@ control over supply and production of this new opiate. That way we can get everyone as zealous as me! I assure you, you will see results by the end of the month!
Person Two: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Minister steps into view, grinning. ‘Look, this drug seems very controversial and all that but what if we sold it abroad? Think of the revenue, @@LEADER@@! If we can retain a monopoly on the drug, we’ll have countries begging us to make more of the stuff to calm their addict populations. We can even sell it to that tinpot dictatorship, Maxtopia!’
Person Three: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Defence calmly places a map of Maxtopia on the desk, rolling it out. ‘Maxtopia should be no more, I think we can all agree. No one likes them and we can use those natural resources much better ourselves. I have done some thinking and I suggest we dope up the Maxtopian military, then cut off supply. By the time they recover from the severe withdrawal symptoms, Maxtopia will just be another part of @@NATION@@!
Person Four:General @@RANDOMNAME@@ pushes past the Immigration Minister, leaning in close. ‘Please, these other people have it wrong. We can’t allow the drug to get out. If the international community gets hold of it, who’s going to stop the carnage!’ He takes a breath. ‘Please, I propose we close our borders to stop the drug getting out. No one in, no one out. If some does get out, well we just have to rid them of it…perhaps forcefully. But enough of that, just close the borders so it doesn’t spread, I beseech you!
Recent effect lines:
1. an unprecedented resurgence in @@FAITH@@ has many @@DEMONYM@@’s worried though many more seem to be shivering wrecks
2. @@NATION@@ has ground to a standstill as people call in sick to work to get their latest fix
3. foreign nations have a very polarising love-hate relationship with @@NATION@@
4. @@NATION@@ invades other nations thought to have bought strong opiates
Description: After a government report came out on the thousands of @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ addicted to a new @@DEMONYM@@-made, over-the-counter, medicinal opiate called Mortinyl that was marketed as easing pain deemed at least moderate. Many believe the drug was only allowed through to consumers due to failures to properly test the drug and a severe lack of knowledge on the part of doctors and pharmacists.
Person One: @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@FAITH@@’s strongest advocate smiles at you. ‘@@LEADER@@, I’m sure you understand the need for a more pious populace. The people need to be led out of their dark existence through @@FAITH@@! I propose you give @@FAITH@@ control over supply and production of this new opiate. That way we can get everyone as zealous as me! I assure you, you will see results by the end of the month!
Person Two: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Minister steps into view, grinning. ‘Look, this drug seems very controversial and all that but what if we sold it abroad? Think of the revenue, @@LEADER@@! If we can retain a monopoly on the drug, we’ll have countries begging us to make more of the stuff to calm their addict populations. We can even sell it to that tinpot dictatorship, Daguo!’
Person Three: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Defence calmly places a map of Daguo on the desk, rolling it out. ‘Maxtopia should be no more, I think we can all agree. No one likes them and we can use those natural resources much better ourselves. I have done some thinking and I suggest we dope up the Daguon military, then cut off supply. By the time they recover from the severe withdrawal symptoms, Daguo will just be another part of @@NATION@@!
Person Four:A well known pharmacist, @@RANDOMNAME@@ pushes past the Immigration Minister, leaning in close. ‘Please, these other people have it wrong. The drug needs to be available only for those with prescriptions. That way doctors and pharmacists like myself can use our judgement to prescribe such drugs. Yes, it may take time to get used to it, it being new and all, but that is nothing compared to national health! ‘Please, pharamcists can't really dissuade people from harming themselves unintentionally if drugs like this one is over-the-counter. And don't tell me people do their own research on medication, that's preposterous! The average person knows nothing!'
Recent effect lines:
1. an unprecedented resurgence in @@FAITH@@ has many @@DEMONYM@@’s worried though many more seem to be shivering wrecks
2. @@NATION@@ has ground to a standstill as people call in sick to work to get their latest fix
3. foreign nations have a very polarising love-hate relationship with @@NATION@@
4. @@DEMONYM@@'s hold hour long debates with their pharmacists on who knows more about their health
Person One: @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@FAITH@@’s strongest advocate smiles at you. ‘@@LEADER@@, I’m sure you understand the need for a more pious populace. The people need to be led out of their dark existence through @@FAITH@@! I propose you give @@FAITH@@ control over supply and production of this new opiate. That way we can get everyone as zealous as me! I assure you, you will see results by the end of the month!
Person Two: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Foreign Minister steps into view, grinning. ‘Look, this drug seems very controversial and all that but what if we sold it abroad? Think of the revenue, @@LEADER@@! If we can retain a monopoly on the drug, we’ll have countries begging us to make more of the stuff to calm their addict populations. We can even sell it to that tinpot dictatorship, Daguo!’
Person Three: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister for Defence calmly places a map of Daguo on the desk, rolling it out. ‘Maxtopia should be no more, I think we can all agree. No one likes them and we can use those natural resources much better ourselves. I have done some thinking and I suggest we dope up the Daguon military, then cut off supply. By the time they recover from the severe withdrawal symptoms, Daguo will just be another part of @@NATION@@!
Person Four:A well known pharmacist, @@RANDOMNAME@@ pushes past the Immigration Minister, leaning in close. ‘Please, these other people have it wrong. The drug needs to be available only for those with prescriptions. That way doctors and pharmacists like myself can use our judgement to prescribe such drugs. Yes, it may take time to get used to it, it being new and all, but that is nothing compared to national health! ‘Please, pharamcists can't really dissuade people from harming themselves unintentionally if drugs like this one is over-the-counter. And don't tell me people do their own research on medication, that's preposterous! The average person knows nothing!'
Recent effect lines:
1. an unprecedented resurgence in @@FAITH@@ has many @@DEMONYM@@’s worried though many more seem to be shivering wrecks
2. @@NATION@@ has ground to a standstill as people call in sick to work to get their latest fix
3. foreign nations have a very polarising love-hate relationship with @@NATION@@
4. @@DEMONYM@@'s hold hour long debates with their pharmacists on who knows more about their health