Fireflies Spread like Wildfire
Desc: Recently, 800,000 locals have complained to the government about an epidemic of fireflies that are spreading throughout the nation very swiftly, and that local pest control are not moving in to remove them because "they might catch fire."
Option 1: "This is Outrageous!" screams your Health Secretary Mila Dawson, slamming 30 pictures of fireflies onto your desk, "these nasty little things must be removed at once! God knows what they'll do to the neighbourhood?! It'll be like the Great Fire of @@CAPITALCITY@@ all over again! We must take action and we must take it now!"
Fallout: Firefighters are commonly called in for "firefly nest removal".
Option 2: "It's those Maxtopians again. They brought them over here!", moans Jason Davies, a professional Diplomat, "I tell you what we should do: we should shut our trade routes, shoot down foreign planes and turn the country to famine for a week! That'll stop those naughty pests from bringing their pests over here!"
Fallout: Everyone aboard a Foreign Airliner has died after it was shot down under suspicions of "firefly smuggling".
Option 3: "Now, hold on a second," reasons your Minister of Wildlife David Davison, "maybe these fireflies aren't so bad after all? This nation could use some light in it's more dimmer corners, and it'll certainly get the tourists moving. I say we keep them!"
Fallout: The milky way is no longer visible in the night sky due to "various cases of light pollution".
