[TITLE] The School Who Cried Wolf
[DESCRIPTION] A school in the tiny village of Piddleton, that lies in a sparsely populated and mountainous district of @@NAME@@, has just enrolled 24 sheep as students. The inability to fill local authority-mandated student number quotas would have otherwise meant the closure of the school.
[VALIDITY] has devolution
[OPTION] "What other choice did I have?" bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, the principal of the school. "This is the only school in Piddleton and it has served our community well for generations. In a village of our size, these quotas are impossible to fill. You can not allow these restrictions in village districts."
[EFFECT] schools with only one student are equipped with the latest football training facilities
[OPTION] "How much are we going to fork out for schools with only a handful of children in them?" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the First Minister of the district in question. "If schools can not fill their student number quotas, then quite simply it is not economical for the local authority to continue financing them. Close these schools down and the little tykes will have to get their education in the nearest town."
[EFFECT] a long distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
[OPTION] "These sheep are so cute and fluffy," says second grader @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ presents you with a scarf made from @@HIS@@ classmate. "I love studying with sheep, they help me to study better. Every school should have sheep in them, or rabbits, or baby Harp seals."
[EFFECT] @@CAPITAL@@ High School is no longer @@REGION@@ champions since Dolly the sheep became captain
[DESCRIPTION] A school in the tiny village of Piddleton, that lies in a sparsely populated and mountainous district of @@NAME@@, has just enrolled 24 sheep as students. The inability to fill local authority-mandated student number quotas would have otherwise meant the closure of the school.
[VALIDITY] has devolution
[OPTION] "What other choice did I have?" bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, the principal of the school. "This is the only school in Piddleton and it has served our community well for generations. In a village of our size, these quotas are impossible to fill. You can not allow these restrictions in village districts."
[EFFECT] schools with only one student are equipped with the latest football training facilities
[OPTION] "How much are we going to fork out for schools with only a handful of children in them?" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the First Minister of the district in question. "If schools can not fill their student number quotas, then quite simply it is not economical for the local authority to continue financing them. Close these schools down and the little tykes will have to get their education in the nearest town."
[EFFECT] a long distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
[OPTION] "These sheep are so cute and fluffy," says second grader @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ presents you with a scarf made from @@HIS@@ classmate. "I love studying with sheep, they help me to study better. Every school should have sheep in them, or rabbits, or baby Harp seals."
[EFFECT] @@CAPITAL@@ High School is no longer @@REGION@@ champions since Dolly the sheep became captain
[TITLE] The School Who Cried Wolf
[DESCRIPTION] A school in the tiny village of Piddleton, that lies in a sparsely populated and mountainous district of @@NAME@@, has just enrolled 24 sheep from a nearby farm as students. The inability to fill local authority-mandated student-number quotas would have otherwise meant the closure of the school.
[VALIDITY] has devolution
[OPTION] "What other choice did I have?" bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, the principal of the school, as @@HE@@ points out the village of Piddleton on a map to alleviate everyone's curiosity. "This is the only school in Piddleton and it has served our community well for generations. In a village of our size, these quotas are impossible to fill. You can not allow these restrictions in village districts."
[EFFECT] schools with only one student are equipped with the latest football training facilities
[OPTION] "I've heard that in Ausblic they combine classes in rural communities," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Junior Education Minister, as @@HE@@ sits right next to the principal, invading @@HIS(1)@@ personal space. "For example: they put students from grade five and grade six together. It will require a slight rearrangement of the curriculum, but I'm sure those in the field of academia can handle it. Although, in the case of this school in Piddleton, you might have to combine grades one to twelve."
[EFFECT] grade two bullies have met their match
[OPTION] "How much are we going to fork out for schools with only a handful of children in them?" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the First Minister of the district in question, who spots a one @@CURRENCY@@ coin on the floor, then pockets it. "If schools can not fill their student number quotas, then quite simply it is not economical for the local authority to continue financing them. Close these schools down and the little tykes will have to get their education in the nearest town."
[EFFECT] a long distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
[OPTION] "These sheep are so cute and fluffy," says second grader @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ presents you with a scarf made from @@HIS@@ classmate. "I love studying with sheep, they help me to study better. Every school should have sheep in them, or rabbits, or baby Harp seals."
[EFFECT] @@CAPITAL@@ High School is no longer @@REGION@@ champions since Dolly the sheep became captain
[DESCRIPTION] A school in the tiny village of Piddleton, that lies in a sparsely populated and mountainous district of @@NAME@@, has just enrolled 24 sheep from a nearby farm as students. The inability to fill local authority-mandated student-number quotas would have otherwise meant the closure of the school.
[VALIDITY] has devolution
[OPTION] "What other choice did I have?" bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, the principal of the school, as @@HE@@ points out the village of Piddleton on a map to alleviate everyone's curiosity. "This is the only school in Piddleton and it has served our community well for generations. In a village of our size, these quotas are impossible to fill. You can not allow these restrictions in village districts."
[EFFECT] schools with only one student are equipped with the latest football training facilities
[OPTION] "I've heard that in Ausblic they combine classes in rural communities," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Junior Education Minister, as @@HE@@ sits right next to the principal, invading @@HIS(1)@@ personal space. "For example: they put students from grade five and grade six together. It will require a slight rearrangement of the curriculum, but I'm sure those in the field of academia can handle it. Although, in the case of this school in Piddleton, you might have to combine grades one to twelve."
[EFFECT] grade two bullies have met their match
[OPTION] "How much are we going to fork out for schools with only a handful of children in them?" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the First Minister of the district in question, who spots a one @@CURRENCY@@ coin on the floor, then pockets it. "If schools can not fill their student number quotas, then quite simply it is not economical for the local authority to continue financing them. Close these schools down and the little tykes will have to get their education in the nearest town."
[EFFECT] a long distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
[OPTION] "These sheep are so cute and fluffy," says second grader @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ presents you with a scarf made from @@HIS@@ classmate. "I love studying with sheep, they help me to study better. Every school should have sheep in them, or rabbits, or baby Harp seals."
[EFFECT] @@CAPITAL@@ High School is no longer @@REGION@@ champions since Dolly the sheep became captain
[TITLE] The School Who Cried Wolf
[DESCRIPTION] A school in the tiny village of Piddleton, that lies in a sparsely populated and mountainous district of @@NAME@@, has just enrolled 24 sheep from a nearby farm as students. The inability to fill local authority-mandated student-number quotas would have otherwise meant the closure of the school.
[VALIDITY] has devolution
[OPTION] "What other choice did I have?" bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, the principal of the school, as @@HE@@ points out the village of Piddleton on a map to alleviate everyone's curiosity. "This is the only school in Piddleton and it has served our community well for generations. In a village of our size, these quotas are impossible to fill. You can not allow these restrictions in village districts."
[EFFECT] schools with only one student are equipped with the latest football training facilities
[OPTION] "I've heard that in Ausblic they combine classes in rural communities," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Junior Education Minister, as @@HE@@ sits right next to the principal, invading @@HIS(1)@@ personal space. "For example: they put students from grade five and grade six together. It will require a slight rearrangement of the curriculum, but I'm sure those in the field of academia can handle it. Although, in the case of this school in Piddleton, you might have to combine grades one to twelve."
[EFFECT] grade two bullies have met their match
[OPTION] "How much are we going to fork out for schools with only a handful of children in them?" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the First Minister of the district in question, who spots a one @@CURRENCY@@ coin on the floor, then pockets it. "If schools can not fill their student number quotas, then quite simply it is not economical for the local authority to continue financing them. Close these schools down and the little tykes will have to get their education in the nearest town."
[EFFECT] a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
[OPTION] "These sheep are so cute and fluffy," says second grader @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ presents you with a scarf made from @@HIS@@ classmate. "I love studying with sheep, they help me to study better. Every school should have sheep in them, or rabbits, or baby harp seals."
[EFFECT] @@CAPITAL@@ High School are no longer @@REGION@@ champions since Dolly the sheep became captain
[DESCRIPTION] A school in the tiny village of Piddleton, that lies in a sparsely populated and mountainous district of @@NAME@@, has just enrolled 24 sheep from a nearby farm as students. The inability to fill local authority-mandated student-number quotas would have otherwise meant the closure of the school.
[VALIDITY] has devolution
[OPTION] "What other choice did I have?" bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, the principal of the school, as @@HE@@ points out the village of Piddleton on a map to alleviate everyone's curiosity. "This is the only school in Piddleton and it has served our community well for generations. In a village of our size, these quotas are impossible to fill. You can not allow these restrictions in village districts."
[EFFECT] schools with only one student are equipped with the latest football training facilities
[OPTION] "I've heard that in Ausblic they combine classes in rural communities," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Junior Education Minister, as @@HE@@ sits right next to the principal, invading @@HIS(1)@@ personal space. "For example: they put students from grade five and grade six together. It will require a slight rearrangement of the curriculum, but I'm sure those in the field of academia can handle it. Although, in the case of this school in Piddleton, you might have to combine grades one to twelve."
[EFFECT] grade two bullies have met their match
[OPTION] "How much are we going to fork out for schools with only a handful of children in them?" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the First Minister of the district in question, who spots a one @@CURRENCY@@ coin on the floor, then pockets it. "If schools can not fill their student number quotas, then quite simply it is not economical for the local authority to continue financing them. Close these schools down and the little tykes will have to get their education in the nearest town."
[EFFECT] a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
[OPTION] "These sheep are so cute and fluffy," says second grader @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ presents you with a scarf made from @@HIS@@ classmate. "I love studying with sheep, they help me to study better. Every school should have sheep in them, or rabbits, or baby harp seals."
[EFFECT] @@CAPITAL@@ High School are no longer @@REGION@@ champions since Dolly the sheep became captain
[TITLE] Sheepish Students
[DESCRIPTION] A school in the tiny village of Piddleton, that lies in a sparsely populated and mountainous district of @@NAME@@, has just enrolled 24 sheep from a nearby farm as students. The inability to fill local authority-mandated student-number quotas would have otherwise meant the closure of the school.
[VALIDITY] has devolution
[OPTION] "What other choice did I have?" bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, the principal of the school, as @@HE@@ points out the village of Piddleton on a map to alleviate everyone's curiosity. "This is the only school in Piddleton and it has served our community well for generations. In a village of our size, these quotas are impossible to fill. You can not allow these restrictions in village districts."
[EFFECT] schools with only one student are equipped with the latest football training facilities
[OPTION] "I've heard that in Ausblic they combine classes in rural communities," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Junior Education Minister, as @@HE@@ sits right next to the principal, invading @@HIS(1)@@ personal space. "For example: they put students from grade five and grade six together. It will require a slight rearrangement of the curriculum, but I'm sure those in the field of academia can handle it. Although, in the case of this school in Piddleton, you might have to combine grades one to twelve."
[EFFECT] grade two bullies have met their match
[OPTION] "How much are we going to fork out for schools with only a handful of children in them?" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the First Minister of the district in question, who spots a one @@CURRENCY@@ coin on the floor, then pockets it. "If schools can not fill their student number quotas, then quite simply it is not economical for the local authority to continue financing them. Close these schools down and the little tykes will have to get their education in the nearest town."
[EFFECT] a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
[OPTION] "These sheep are so cute and fluffy," says second-grader @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ presents you with a scarf made from @@HIS@@ classmate. "I love studying with sheep, they help me to study better. Every school should have sheep in them, or rabbits, or baby harp seals."
[EFFECT] lamb has been taken off school cafeteria menus
[DESCRIPTION] A school in the tiny village of Piddleton, that lies in a sparsely populated and mountainous district of @@NAME@@, has just enrolled 24 sheep from a nearby farm as students. The inability to fill local authority-mandated student-number quotas would have otherwise meant the closure of the school.
[VALIDITY] has devolution
[OPTION] "What other choice did I have?" bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, the principal of the school, as @@HE@@ points out the village of Piddleton on a map to alleviate everyone's curiosity. "This is the only school in Piddleton and it has served our community well for generations. In a village of our size, these quotas are impossible to fill. You can not allow these restrictions in village districts."
[EFFECT] schools with only one student are equipped with the latest football training facilities
[OPTION] "I've heard that in Ausblic they combine classes in rural communities," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Junior Education Minister, as @@HE@@ sits right next to the principal, invading @@HIS(1)@@ personal space. "For example: they put students from grade five and grade six together. It will require a slight rearrangement of the curriculum, but I'm sure those in the field of academia can handle it. Although, in the case of this school in Piddleton, you might have to combine grades one to twelve."
[EFFECT] grade two bullies have met their match
[OPTION] "How much are we going to fork out for schools with only a handful of children in them?" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the First Minister of the district in question, who spots a one @@CURRENCY@@ coin on the floor, then pockets it. "If schools can not fill their student number quotas, then quite simply it is not economical for the local authority to continue financing them. Close these schools down and the little tykes will have to get their education in the nearest town."
[EFFECT] a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
[OPTION] "These sheep are so cute and fluffy," says second-grader @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ presents you with a scarf made from @@HIS@@ classmate. "I love studying with sheep, they help me to study better. Every school should have sheep in them, or rabbits, or baby harp seals."
[EFFECT] lamb has been taken off school cafeteria menus
[TITLE] Sheepish Students
[DESCRIPTION] A school in the tiny village of Piddleton, that lies in a sparsely populated and mountainous district of @@NAME@@, has just enrolled 24 sheep from a nearby farm as students. The inability to fill local authority-mandated student-number quotas would have otherwise meant the closure of the school.
[VALIDITY] has devolution, not vegetarian
[OPTION] "What other choice did I have?" bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, the principal of the school, as @@HE@@ points out the village of Piddleton on a map to alleviate everyone's curiosity. "This is the only school in Piddleton and it has served our community well for generations. In a village of our size, these quotas are impossible to fill. You can not allow these restrictions in village districts."
[EFFECT] schools with only one student are equipped with the latest football training facilities
[OPTION] "I've heard that in Ausblic they combine classes in rural communities," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Junior Education Minister, as @@HE@@ sits right next to the principal, invading @@HIS(1)@@ personal space. "For example: they put students from grade five and grade six together. It will require a slight rearrangement of the curriculum, but I'm sure those in the field of academia can handle it. Although, in the case of this school in Piddleton, you might have to combine grades one to twelve."
[EFFECT] grade two bullies have met their match
[OPTION] "How much are we going to fork out for schools with only a handful of children in them?" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the First Minister of the district in question, who spots a one @@CURRENCY@@ coin on the floor, then pockets it. "If schools can not fill their student number quotas, then quite simply it is not economical for the local authority to continue financing them. Close these schools down and the little tykes will have to get their education in the nearest town."
[EFFECT] a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
[OPTION] "These sheep are so cute and fluffy," says second-grader @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ presents you with a scarf made from @@HIS@@ classmate. "I love studying with sheep, they help me to study better. Every school should have sheep in them, or rabbits, or guinea pigs."
[EFFECT] hay has been added to school cafeteria menus
[DESCRIPTION] A school in the tiny village of Piddleton, that lies in a sparsely populated and mountainous district of @@NAME@@, has just enrolled 24 sheep from a nearby farm as students. The inability to fill local authority-mandated student-number quotas would have otherwise meant the closure of the school.
[VALIDITY] has devolution, not vegetarian
[OPTION] "What other choice did I have?" bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, the principal of the school, as @@HE@@ points out the village of Piddleton on a map to alleviate everyone's curiosity. "This is the only school in Piddleton and it has served our community well for generations. In a village of our size, these quotas are impossible to fill. You can not allow these restrictions in village districts."
[EFFECT] schools with only one student are equipped with the latest football training facilities
[OPTION] "I've heard that in Ausblic they combine classes in rural communities," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Junior Education Minister, as @@HE@@ sits right next to the principal, invading @@HIS(1)@@ personal space. "For example: they put students from grade five and grade six together. It will require a slight rearrangement of the curriculum, but I'm sure those in the field of academia can handle it. Although, in the case of this school in Piddleton, you might have to combine grades one to twelve."
[EFFECT] grade two bullies have met their match
[OPTION] "How much are we going to fork out for schools with only a handful of children in them?" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the First Minister of the district in question, who spots a one @@CURRENCY@@ coin on the floor, then pockets it. "If schools can not fill their student number quotas, then quite simply it is not economical for the local authority to continue financing them. Close these schools down and the little tykes will have to get their education in the nearest town."
[EFFECT] a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
[OPTION] "These sheep are so cute and fluffy," says second-grader @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ presents you with a scarf made from @@HIS@@ classmate. "I love studying with sheep, they help me to study better. Every school should have sheep in them, or rabbits, or guinea pigs."
[EFFECT] hay has been added to school cafeteria menus
[TITLE] Sheepish Students
[DESCRIPTION] A school in the tiny village of Piddleton, that lies in a sparsely populated and mountainous district of @@NAME@@, has just enrolled 24 sheep from a nearby farm as students. The inability to fill local authority-mandated student-number quotas - that help to keep schools financially viable - would have otherwise meant the closure of the school.
[VALIDITY] has devolution
[OPTION] "What other choice did I have?" bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, the principal of the school, as @@HE@@ points out the village of Piddleton on a map to alleviate everyone's curiosity. "This is the only school in Piddleton and it has served our community well for generations, the only other school near us is an hour's bike ride away. In a village of our size, these quotas are impossible to fill. You can not allow these restrictions in any school, especially in village districts."
[EFFECT] schools with only one student are equipped with the latest football training facilities
[OPTION] "I've heard that in Ausblic they combine classes in rural communities," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Junior Education Minister, as @@HE@@ sits right next to the principal, invading @@HIS(1)@@ personal space. "For example: they put students from grade five and grade six together. It will require a slight rearrangement of the curriculum, but I'm sure those in the field of academia can handle it. Although, in the case of this school in Piddleton, you might have to combine grades one to twelve."
[EFFECT] grade two bullies have met their match
[OPTION] "How much are we going to fork out for schools with only a handful of children in them?" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the First Minister of the district in question, who spots a one @@CURRENCY@@ coin on the floor, then pockets it. "If schools can not fill their student number quotas, then quite simply it is not economical for the local authority to continue financing them. Close these schools down and the little tykes will have to get their education in the nearest town."
[EFFECT] a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
[OPTION] "These sheep are so cute and fluffy," says second-grader @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ presents you with a scarf made from @@HIS@@ classmate. "I love studying with sheep, they help me to study better. Every school should have sheep in them, or rabbits, or guinea pigs."
[EFFECT] hay has been added to school cafeteria menus
[DESCRIPTION] A school in the tiny village of Piddleton, that lies in a sparsely populated and mountainous district of @@NAME@@, has just enrolled 24 sheep from a nearby farm as students. The inability to fill local authority-mandated student-number quotas - that help to keep schools financially viable - would have otherwise meant the closure of the school.
[VALIDITY] has devolution
[OPTION] "What other choice did I have?" bemoans @@RANDOMNAME@@, the principal of the school, as @@HE@@ points out the village of Piddleton on a map to alleviate everyone's curiosity. "This is the only school in Piddleton and it has served our community well for generations, the only other school near us is an hour's bike ride away. In a village of our size, these quotas are impossible to fill. You can not allow these restrictions in any school, especially in village districts."
[EFFECT] schools with only one student are equipped with the latest football training facilities
[OPTION] "I've heard that in Ausblic they combine classes in rural communities," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Junior Education Minister, as @@HE@@ sits right next to the principal, invading @@HIS(1)@@ personal space. "For example: they put students from grade five and grade six together. It will require a slight rearrangement of the curriculum, but I'm sure those in the field of academia can handle it. Although, in the case of this school in Piddleton, you might have to combine grades one to twelve."
[EFFECT] grade two bullies have met their match
[OPTION] "How much are we going to fork out for schools with only a handful of children in them?" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the First Minister of the district in question, who spots a one @@CURRENCY@@ coin on the floor, then pockets it. "If schools can not fill their student number quotas, then quite simply it is not economical for the local authority to continue financing them. Close these schools down and the little tykes will have to get their education in the nearest town."
[EFFECT] a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school
[OPTION] "These sheep are so cute and fluffy," says second-grader @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ presents you with a scarf made from @@HIS@@ classmate. "I love studying with sheep, they help me to study better. Every school should have sheep in them, or rabbits, or guinea pigs."
[EFFECT] hay has been added to school cafeteria menus