Prerequisite: Nations must enforce capital punishment to receive this issue.
The Issue: Early this morning, the notorious serial killer @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ was finally apprehended by local authorities. Upon being sentenced to death, however, she begged the government to spare her on account of her recent pregnancy. With ethical debate abound, several people have come to your desk with sage advice.
1. "Think of the children, @@LEADER@@!", yells the killer in question, struggling against the cozy fit of her straitjacket. "You can't seriously consider killing a poor, innocent baby like mine just to bring me to justice! Spare me, so I might give the child the proper care it needs! I thought we were better than... tha..." She trails off as a security guard injects her with a sedative-filled syringe the size of a bicycle pump.
The Talking Point: female felons often carry ampules of semen in case of an impromptu arrest
2. "Oh, that's preposterous," says your Minister of Logic and Reason, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We shouldn't perpetuate this kind of behavior - I mean, her baby doesn't even have a heartbeat yet. Probably. In any case, allowing her to walk free sets a terrible example for our people, and even delaying her execution gives her time to escape. I'd shut this down as soon as possible... if you catch my drift."
The Talking Point: a cry of "Think of the children!" is often met by hearty @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ laughter
3. "I think I might have a compromise," says your Minister of Outlandish and Controversial Solutions, @@RANDOMNAME@@, elbowing the other minister in the gut as @@HE@@ passes. "We obviously can't let her go scot-free, but it looks bad to the press if we commission the killing of a 'baby' out of convenience. What if we were to torture her instead of outright killing her? You know, knock her around a little bit? That way, we get the best of both--" @@HE@@ is suddenly interrupted as your irate Minister of Logic and Reason tackles @@HIM@@.
The Talking Point: pregnant felons are quite literally let off with a slap on the wrist
Outcomes: Enacts corporal punishment
4. "What if," says Vat-Keeper @@RANDOMNAME@@, "we were to put her fetus in a grow-vat until it matured? I know it might seem risky; even taboo, but if we have the technology to deprive this monster of any excuse to keep living, we'd be fools not to use it."
The Talking Point: pregnant women are executed without hesitation thanks to the power of modern technology
Prerequisite: Nation must have vat-grown people
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