NATION

PASSWORD

What unwanted state does your nation carry and why?

A place to spoil daily issues for those who haven't had them yet, snigger at typos, and discuss ideas for new ones.

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Stormcalling
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Apr 19, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Stormcalling » Thu May 16, 2019 11:40 am

To some extent unwanted states are a kind of veracity. Everything goes wrong in real world politics, too. The interface of culture, government, and economy is the sort of complex beast that the gerrymander tries to fight with, and countless other constructs as well. The ways that things go wrong in NationStates are parodic, but the occasional Big Blunder is par for the course.

"We'll fix it eventually" is a good attitude to take towards the flaws of any nation.
As of this signature's authoring (5/10/2019), all nations presently in Tusdeta are controlled by one player. The full alt list can be found here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1207785

User avatar
Nagatar Karumuttu Chettiar
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 404
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Nagatar Karumuttu Chettiar » Sat May 18, 2019 4:07 am

I accidentally instituted a human sacrifice policy when I chose to let all criminal convicts get thrown into a volcano to sate certain religious groups instead of conventional execution. I finally got rid of it a while ago.
Author of GA #455
Favourite Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9iYAsoX5t8
Aspiring Issue Author (6-times-failed)
Ban Abortion!

"A person's a person, no matter how small."

Choose love over death!

User avatar
Autonomous Cleaner Bot Cleaners
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 415
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Autonomous Cleaner Bot Cleaners » Sat May 18, 2019 5:30 pm

Trotterdam wrote:Hedonist and no internet? But then where do they get their porn?


If you think that's weird, how about Polygamy and No Sex? Actually, that might just be a dinner party.
IMPORTANT PRODUCT INFORMATION: While Autonomous Cleaner Bot Cleaners have a smart navigation system that avoids obstacles, the robot may occasionally bump into furniture, objects, pets and ideological assumptions. Therefore, if you have special objects and assumptions that could potentially be damaged by the bumping, remove these objects and assumptions from the room or use boundary markers. Additionally, refrain from looking into laser vision system with remaining eye.

User avatar
Arayas
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Oct 30, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Arayas » Sat May 18, 2019 6:36 pm

I somehow don't have a judiciary
“Fascism was born to inspire a faith not of the Right (which at bottom aspires to conserve everything, even injustice) or of the Left (which at bottom aspires to destroy everything, even goodness), but a collective, integral, national faith.”— José Antonio Primo de Rivera

User avatar
Trotterdam
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10544
Founded: Jan 12, 2012
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Trotterdam » Sat May 18, 2019 8:05 pm

Autonomous Cleaner Bot Cleaners wrote:If you think that's weird, how about Polygamy and No Sex? Actually, that might just be a dinner party.
The No Sex policy is misnamed (it's a known problem), as it actually bans sexual reproduction, not recreational sex. So that one actually makes sense.

In fact, a big part of the reason for monogamy in human cultures (and pair-ponding animals) is that it keeps a child's parents together so they can properly take care of the kid, and also keeps everyone who isn't the child's parent (and so wouldn't be as invested in the kid's safety) out of the family. Without sexual reproduction, the logical need for monogamy really goes away (though we'd probably still have an instinctive desire for it anyway).

User avatar
Victorious Decepticons
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8822
Founded: Sep 15, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Victorious Decepticons » Sun May 19, 2019 7:15 am

My nation has been showing an income tax for the last several months. It's only 1.2%, but it's supposed to be zero tax. I keep waiting for tax cut issues to come up, but lately, they haven't been. I had it at zero tax for years, and this little splinter of taxation that cropped up really bugs me. It was cool to have zero tax because I always RP that there isn't any income tax in this nation, and it was nice to actually have the in-game stat matching that.

I also can't seem to get my government to be corrupt enough no matter how many bribes Leader Megatron and his cabinet gobble down. It's the Decepticons, dammit - corruption should be ubiquitous; the highest in the WA stats! While we are in the top 0.8% on that stat, there are still 1,202 other nations that are even shadier than we are, and that's no good for a people whose name literally means Deceptive and Conniving.
Last edited by Victorious Decepticons on Sun May 19, 2019 7:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

User avatar
Bears Armed
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21479
Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Sun May 19, 2019 7:44 am

Victorious Decepticons wrote:My nation has been showing an income tax for the last several months. It's only 1.2%, but it's supposed to be zero tax. I keep waiting for tax cut issues to come up, but lately, they haven't been. I had it at zero tax for years, and this little splinter of taxation that cropped up really bugs me. It was cool to have zero tax because I always RP that there isn't any income tax in this nation, and it was nice to actually have the in-game stat matching that.

I also can't seem to get my government to be corrupt enough no matter how many bribes Leader Megatron and his cabinet gobble down. It's the Decepticons, dammit - corruption should be ubiquitous; the highest in the WA stats! While we are in the top 0.8% on that stat, there are still 1,202 other nations that are even shadier than we are, and that's no good for a people whose name literally means Deceptive and Conniving.

Having the name so honestly openly admit your nature isn't exactly the shadiest of approaches...
:roll:
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.

User avatar
Victorious Decepticons
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8822
Founded: Sep 15, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Victorious Decepticons » Sun May 19, 2019 8:39 am

Bears Armed wrote:Having the name so honestly openly admit your nature isn't exactly the shadiest of approaches...
:roll:

I know! :lol: In fact, OOCly, one of the top three things I like the most about the G1 Decepticons is that they tell you what they're about right up front, blatantly raid oil (thereby giving the defenders a sporting chance to get their weapons out), and otherwise are NOT very Deceptive or Conniving regardless of the name!!

Still, ICly, I think that #1 in Corruption would go along with what the name implies that it should...regardless of how they'd actually go about things.
Last edited by Victorious Decepticons on Sun May 19, 2019 8:39 am, edited 1 time in total.
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

User avatar
Candlewhisper Archive
Senior Issues Editor
 
Posts: 23652
Founded: Aug 28, 2015
Anarchy

Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Mon May 20, 2019 12:59 am

Autonomous Cleaner Bot Cleaners wrote:
Trotterdam wrote:Hedonist and no internet? But then where do they get their porn?


If you think that's weird, how about Polygamy and No Sex? Actually, that might just be a dinner party.


Cos there's no such thing as sexless marriages, right?

I'll let my cousin know that, she can file for an annulment. :)
editors like linguistic ambiguity more than most people

Previous

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Got Issues?

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users

Advertisement

Remove ads