I got this idea from the recent ad scare of Momo.
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Issue: While presiding over your cabinet meeting you notice that your minsters are acting strangely. You receive a report that informs you about an ad, codenamed MeMe, which has been popping up on different video-sharing sites. The report states that those who have seen it have had reactions ranging from terrified to euphoric. Concerned you contemplate what to do.
Option 1: “The horror, those eyes, those bulging eyes.” Snapping out of his dazed state your Minister of Technology says “I think we should put pressure on ad companies and video-sharing sites to screen what they show to the public by removing their tax breaks. Holding them accountable will fix this situation swiftly, especially if we do it with money.”
Outcome 1: Withholding of tax breaks lights up the human spirit of working again.
Option 2: The Minister of Commerce pops @@his@@ head out from underneath the table. “The ad was inappropriate but in the name of business, economics, and numbers we cannot interfere in other people’s business practices. This is how business works, this is how ads work, and this is how capitalism works.
Outcome 2: Revenue from ads has skyrocketed along with the recent rise of jobs in the psychiatric profession.
Option 3: General @@RANDOMNAME@@ stands at attention, as you notice the wet stain on his pants and chair. “Forget how scary it is having a backbone never hurt anybody, what we need to do is hire these ad makers and use their talents of videography. Think about it Ads with your approval, documentaries that praise your image all this could help you.
Outcome 3: The recent rise of MeMe styled ads are passed off as reference work for government positions.
Option 4: “YOU NEED TO FIX THIS AT ONCE OR YOU WILL REGRET THIS!” as Your niece’s mother rushes into the meeting, “I think all these ad companies should be banned from all video-sharing sites in @@NATIONNAME@@. I know it’s a bit drastic but your 7 year old niece won’t leave the house anymore because she’s been scarred for life and I need my life back.”
Outcome 4: Viewership has gone up on TV and video-sharing sites as newspapers add more pages with the recent influx of paper ads.