After the recent publication of the best selling stories this year the surprising number one is "Bob and the golden poool" which was created by @@RANDOMNAME@@ a 6 year old child. Despite this book gripping the nation a group from the national institute of literature has come to you requesting this book be banned from the shelves of @@NAME@@.
Validity: none
Option 1: "Do you know what this book can do to our profession?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@ with a sense of worry "Our profession takes decades to master and here comes some juvenile who can't even spell pool properly and takes the spotlight! If this book is allowed to continue it will devastate our litrical reputation and even the vocabulary of our great nation in the future. You must put a stop to this now!" They then leave hastily.
All new books must be approved by the institute of literature before publication.
Option 2 "How could they even consider this." says one of your aides after listening into the meeting from outside. "I've read this book and I believe it is a brilliant piece of work and I'm not alone! Forget these snobs they are only interested in saving their own skin keep this book out."
Bob and the golden poool has recieved a record for the most sales of any book in the whole of @@REGION@@ this year.
Option 3: "You know this idea may not be so bad for us" says a shrouded figure who appeared out of nowhere. "With your help we can produce half a dozen books by the end of the year all with messages to help promote m.. I mean the nations industry's it'll help us all. Trust me and you won't regret it". They then disappear again without trace.
Dave and the hapy cow have done unexpected wonders for the cheese industry.
Validity: none
Option 1: "Do you know what this book can do to our profession?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@ with a sense of worry "Our profession takes decades to master and here comes some juvenile who can't even spell pool properly and takes the spotlight! If this book is allowed to continue it will devastate our litrical reputation and even the vocabulary of our great nation in the future. You must put a stop to this now!" They then leave hastily.
All new books must be approved by the institute of literature before publication.
Option 2 "How could they even consider this." says one of your aides after listening into the meeting from outside. "I've read this book and I believe it is a brilliant piece of work and I'm not alone! Forget these snobs they are only interested in saving their own skin keep this book out."
Bob and the golden poool has recieved a record for the most sales of any book in the whole of @@REGION@@ this year.
Option 3: "You know this idea may not be so bad for us" says a shrouded figure who appeared out of nowhere. "With your help we can produce half a dozen books by the end of the year all with messages to help promote m.. I mean the nations industry's it'll help us all. Trust me and you won't regret it". They then disappear again without trace.
Dave and the hapy cow have done unexpected wonders for the cheese industry.
After the recent publication of the best-selling stories this year the surprising number one is "Bob and the golden poool" which was created by @@RANDOMNAME@@ a 6 year old child. Despite the crude punctuation and grammar this book has gripped the nation. However a group from the national institute of literature has come to you requesting this book be banned from the shelves of @@NAME@@.
Validity: none
Option 1: "Do you know what this book can do to our profession?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@ with a sense of worry "Our profession takes decades to master and here comes some juvenile who can't even spell pool properly and takes the spotlight! I can’t believe that someone would even consider publishing this tosh in the first place. This publishing and editing company should be stricken of the right to publish as an example to others who would attempt to ruin our profession. And while you are at it, we would greatly appreciate if you would give our institution the right to censor future publications to avoid such a tragedy again." They then leave hastily.
Effect: aspiring authors must complete a rigorous exam from the institute of literature before even being allowed to write a book draft
Option 2 "How could they even consider this." says one of your aides after listening into the meeting from outside. "I've read this book and I believe it is a brilliant piece of work, so what if a few words are wrong or a few misplaced full stops it is a great story and I know I am not alone on this. Forget these snobs they are only interested in saving their own skin. I implore you keep this book on our shelves!”
Effect: Bob and the golden poool has received the record for the most sales of any book in the whole of @@REGION@@ this year
Option 3: "You know this idea may not be so bad for us" says a shrouded figure who has just appeared out of nowhere. "With your help we can produce half a dozen books by the end of the year all with messages to help promote m.. I mean the nations industries; it'll help us all. Trust me and you won't regret it." They then disappear again without trace.
Effect: Dave and the hapy cow have done unexpected wonders for the cheese industry
Option 4: “Since when do we answer to the industry?” says @@RANDOMNAME@@ who happens to be your cousin. “We should be looking out for ourselves. With the reputation of this book we can use it to help your popularity and keep us in power. So what do you say?”
Effect: @@LEADER@@ the animmals best friend has seen your popularity in polls shoot up
Validity: none
Option 1: "Do you know what this book can do to our profession?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@ with a sense of worry "Our profession takes decades to master and here comes some juvenile who can't even spell pool properly and takes the spotlight! I can’t believe that someone would even consider publishing this tosh in the first place. This publishing and editing company should be stricken of the right to publish as an example to others who would attempt to ruin our profession. And while you are at it, we would greatly appreciate if you would give our institution the right to censor future publications to avoid such a tragedy again." They then leave hastily.
Effect: aspiring authors must complete a rigorous exam from the institute of literature before even being allowed to write a book draft
Option 2 "How could they even consider this." says one of your aides after listening into the meeting from outside. "I've read this book and I believe it is a brilliant piece of work, so what if a few words are wrong or a few misplaced full stops it is a great story and I know I am not alone on this. Forget these snobs they are only interested in saving their own skin. I implore you keep this book on our shelves!”
Effect: Bob and the golden poool has received the record for the most sales of any book in the whole of @@REGION@@ this year
Option 3: "You know this idea may not be so bad for us" says a shrouded figure who has just appeared out of nowhere. "With your help we can produce half a dozen books by the end of the year all with messages to help promote m.. I mean the nations industries; it'll help us all. Trust me and you won't regret it." They then disappear again without trace.
Effect: Dave and the hapy cow have done unexpected wonders for the cheese industry
Option 4: “Since when do we answer to the industry?” says @@RANDOMNAME@@ who happens to be your cousin. “We should be looking out for ourselves. With the reputation of this book we can use it to help your popularity and keep us in power. So what do you say?”
Effect: @@LEADER@@ the animmals best friend has seen your popularity in polls shoot up
After the regulation of the @@NAME@@ language there has been a sharp rise in sales of books going against these rules including one particular one called “Bob and the golden poool” which was written by a 6 year old. As this situation is proving to be a threat to this plan a meeting is called of how to best deal with this situation.
Validity: Must have language regulation policy (not sure of official name)
Option 1: "Do you know what these books can do to our profession?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@ with a sense of worry "Our great language being mocked and brought down by some juvenile who can't even spell pool properly and the likes. Clearly, we must take greater action starting with the ability to take away the rights of these publishing and editing companies to publish as an example to others who would attempt to ruin our language. And while you are at it, we would greatly appreciate if you would give our institution the right to censor future publications to avoid such a tragedy again." They then leave hastily.
Effect: aspiring authors must complete a rigorous exam from the institute of literature before even being allowed to write a book draft
Option 2 "How could they even consider this." says one of your aides after listening into the meeting from outside. "I've read this book and I believe it is a brilliant piece of work, so what if a few words are wrong or a few misplaced full stops. Literature is the life of our nation and we can’t just ban everything if it doesn’t reach the standards of a few. Forget these snobs they are only interested in saving their own skin. I implore you keep these books on our shelves!”
Effect: Bob and the golden poool has received the record for the most sales of any book in the whole of @@REGION@@ this year
Option 3: “Why stop there?” Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ who is a language student. “It is a well-known fact that languages which do not evolve cease to exist and if we allow this situation to continue, we could be looking at the extinction of our language just to satisfy a few people. I implore you to lift these rules and save our language.”
Effect: you can no longer understand the half of the vocabulary in a conversation since the ban was uplifted
Validity: Must have language regulation policy (not sure of official name)
Option 1: "Do you know what these books can do to our profession?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@ with a sense of worry "Our great language being mocked and brought down by some juvenile who can't even spell pool properly and the likes. Clearly, we must take greater action starting with the ability to take away the rights of these publishing and editing companies to publish as an example to others who would attempt to ruin our language. And while you are at it, we would greatly appreciate if you would give our institution the right to censor future publications to avoid such a tragedy again." They then leave hastily.
Effect: aspiring authors must complete a rigorous exam from the institute of literature before even being allowed to write a book draft
Option 2 "How could they even consider this." says one of your aides after listening into the meeting from outside. "I've read this book and I believe it is a brilliant piece of work, so what if a few words are wrong or a few misplaced full stops. Literature is the life of our nation and we can’t just ban everything if it doesn’t reach the standards of a few. Forget these snobs they are only interested in saving their own skin. I implore you keep these books on our shelves!”
Effect: Bob and the golden poool has received the record for the most sales of any book in the whole of @@REGION@@ this year
Option 3: “Why stop there?” Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ who is a language student. “It is a well-known fact that languages which do not evolve cease to exist and if we allow this situation to continue, we could be looking at the extinction of our language just to satisfy a few people. I implore you to lift these rules and save our language.”
Effect: you can no longer understand the half of the vocabulary in a conversation since the ban was uplifted
After the regulation of the primary language of @@NAME@@ there has been a sharp rise in sales of books which does not support this ethos even including one book called “Bob and the golden poool” which was written by a 6 year old. As the situation is severely undermining this plan a meeting is called of how to best deal with this situation.
Validity: Nations must have answered option 1 in issue #1175.
Option 1: "Do you know what these books can do to our plans?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, from the national institute of language etiquette, with a sense of worry "Our great language being mocked and brought down by some juvenile who can't even spell pool properly and the likes. Clearly, we must take greater action starting with the ability to take away the licencing rights off these publishing and editing companies and any store which would sell them as an example to others who would attempt to ruin our language. And while you are at it, we would greatly appreciate if you would give our institution the right to censor future publications to avoid such a setback again." They then leave hastily.
Effect: aspiring authors must complete a rigorous exam from the institute of language etiquette before even being allowed to write a book draft
Option 2 "How could they even consider this!" says one of your aides ,with a great sense of anger, after listening into the meeting from outside. "I've read this book and I believe it is a brilliant piece of work, so what if a few words are wrong or a few misplaced full stops. Literature is the life of our nation and we can’t just ban everything if it doesn’t reach the standards of a few. Forget these snobs they are only interested in saving their own skin. I implore you keep these books on our shelves!”
Effect: Bob and the golden poool has received the record for the most sales of any book in the whole of @@REGION@@ this year
Option 3: “Why stop there?” Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ who is a language student. “It is a well-known fact that languages which do not evolve cease to exist just look at what happened to ancient Maxtopian. If we were to allow this situation to continue, we could be looking at the extinction of our own language just to satisfy a few peoples pride. I implore you to lift these rules and save our language.”
Effect: you can no longer understand half of the vocabulary in an average conversation since the restrictions were uplifted
Validity: Nations must have answered option 1 in issue #1175.
Option 1: "Do you know what these books can do to our plans?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, from the national institute of language etiquette, with a sense of worry "Our great language being mocked and brought down by some juvenile who can't even spell pool properly and the likes. Clearly, we must take greater action starting with the ability to take away the licencing rights off these publishing and editing companies and any store which would sell them as an example to others who would attempt to ruin our language. And while you are at it, we would greatly appreciate if you would give our institution the right to censor future publications to avoid such a setback again." They then leave hastily.
Effect: aspiring authors must complete a rigorous exam from the institute of language etiquette before even being allowed to write a book draft
Option 2 "How could they even consider this!" says one of your aides ,with a great sense of anger, after listening into the meeting from outside. "I've read this book and I believe it is a brilliant piece of work, so what if a few words are wrong or a few misplaced full stops. Literature is the life of our nation and we can’t just ban everything if it doesn’t reach the standards of a few. Forget these snobs they are only interested in saving their own skin. I implore you keep these books on our shelves!”
Effect: Bob and the golden poool has received the record for the most sales of any book in the whole of @@REGION@@ this year
Option 3: “Why stop there?” Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ who is a language student. “It is a well-known fact that languages which do not evolve cease to exist just look at what happened to ancient Maxtopian. If we were to allow this situation to continue, we could be looking at the extinction of our own language just to satisfy a few peoples pride. I implore you to lift these rules and save our language.”
Effect: you can no longer understand half of the vocabulary in an average conversation since the restrictions were uplifted
After the introduction of the language purification policy of @@NAME@@ there has been a sharp retaliation including the rise in sales and new publications of books which do not support this ethos. As the situation is severely undermining this plan a meeting has been called of how to best deal with this situation.
Validity: Nations must have answered option 1 in issue #1175.
Option 1: "Do you know what these books can do to our plans?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, from the national institute of language etiquette, with a sense of worry. "Our great language being mocked and brought down! I mean just the other day I saw one book called “Bob and the golden poool” which is apparently the bestselling story book this month. Clearly, we must take greater action starting with the ability to take away the licencing rights off these publishing and editing companies and any store which would sell them as an example to others who would attempt to ruin our language. And while you are at it, we would greatly appreciate if you were to give our institution the right to censor future publications to avoid such a setback again." They then leave hastily.
Effect: aspiring authors must complete a rigorous exam from the institute of language etiquette before even being allowed to write a book draft
Option 2 "How could they even consider this!" says one of your aides, with a great sense of distress, after listening into the meeting from outside. "I myself have purchased many of the books in question and I believe they are brilliant pieces of work. So what if a few words are wrong or a misplaced full stop here and there? Literature is the life of our nation and we can’t just ban something if it doesn’t reach the standards of a few. Forget these snobs, they are only interested in saving their own skin, please keep these books on our shelves!”
Effect: Bob and the golden poool has received the record for the most sales of any book in the whole of @@REGION@@ this year
Option 3: “Why stop there?” Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ who is a highly respected linguist. “It is a well-known fact that languages which do not evolve cease to exist. I mean just look at what happened to ancient Maxtopian. If we were to allow this situation to continue, we could be looking at the extinction of our own language just to satisfy a handful of people’s own ego’s. We must turn back on this project and save our language.”
Effect: you can no longer understand half of the vocabulary in an average conversation now the project has now ended
Validity: Nations must have answered option 1 in issue #1175.
Option 1: "Do you know what these books can do to our plans?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, from the national institute of language etiquette, with a sense of worry. "Our great language being mocked and brought down! I mean just the other day I saw one book called “Bob and the golden poool” which is apparently the bestselling story book this month. Clearly, we must take greater action starting with the ability to take away the licencing rights off these publishing and editing companies and any store which would sell them as an example to others who would attempt to ruin our language. And while you are at it, we would greatly appreciate if you were to give our institution the right to censor future publications to avoid such a setback again." They then leave hastily.
Effect: aspiring authors must complete a rigorous exam from the institute of language etiquette before even being allowed to write a book draft
Option 2 "How could they even consider this!" says one of your aides, with a great sense of distress, after listening into the meeting from outside. "I myself have purchased many of the books in question and I believe they are brilliant pieces of work. So what if a few words are wrong or a misplaced full stop here and there? Literature is the life of our nation and we can’t just ban something if it doesn’t reach the standards of a few. Forget these snobs, they are only interested in saving their own skin, please keep these books on our shelves!”
Effect: Bob and the golden poool has received the record for the most sales of any book in the whole of @@REGION@@ this year
Option 3: “Why stop there?” Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ who is a highly respected linguist. “It is a well-known fact that languages which do not evolve cease to exist. I mean just look at what happened to ancient Maxtopian. If we were to allow this situation to continue, we could be looking at the extinction of our own language just to satisfy a handful of people’s own ego’s. We must turn back on this project and save our language.”
Effect: you can no longer understand half of the vocabulary in an average conversation now the project has now ended
After the introduction of the purification policy of the @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ language there has been a sharp retaliation by the public including the rise in new publications and sales of books which do not support this ethos. As this particular situation is severely undermining the plan, a meeting has been called on how to best deal with this situation.
Validity: 1175.1
Option 1: "Do you know what these books can do to our plans?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, from the national institute of language etiquette, with a sense of worry. "Our great language is being mocked and brought down! Just the other day I saw one book called Bob and the golden poool which is apparently the bestselling story book for the adult market this month! Clearly, we must take greater action starting with the ability to take away the licencing rights off these publishing companies and any store which would sell them as an example to others! And while you are at it, we would greatly appreciate it if you would give our institution the right to censor future publications to avoid such a setback again."
Effect: aspiring authors must complete a rigorous exam from the institute of language etiquette before even being allowed to write a book draft
Option 2 "How could they even consider this!" says one of your aides, with a great sense of distress, after listening into the meeting from outside. "I myself have purchased many of these books in question and I believe they are brilliant pieces of work. So what if a few words are wrong or a misplaced full stop here and there? Literature is the life of our nation. We can’t just censor something if it doesn’t reach the standards of a few. Forget these snobs, they are only interested in saving their own skin, I implore you please keep these books on our shelves!”
Effect: Bob and the golden poool has received the most sales of any book in the whole of @@REGION@@ this year
Option 3: “Why stop there?” Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ who is a highly respected linguist. “It’s a well-known fact that languages which don’t evolve cease to exist, just look at what happened to ancient Maxtopian. If we allow this policy to continue, we could be looking at the extinction of our own language just to satisfy a handful of people’s egos’.”
Effect: you can no longer understand half of the terminology in an average conversation
Validity: 1175.1
Option 1: "Do you know what these books can do to our plans?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, from the national institute of language etiquette, with a sense of worry. "Our great language is being mocked and brought down! Just the other day I saw one book called Bob and the golden poool which is apparently the bestselling story book for the adult market this month! Clearly, we must take greater action starting with the ability to take away the licencing rights off these publishing companies and any store which would sell them as an example to others! And while you are at it, we would greatly appreciate it if you would give our institution the right to censor future publications to avoid such a setback again."
Effect: aspiring authors must complete a rigorous exam from the institute of language etiquette before even being allowed to write a book draft
Option 2 "How could they even consider this!" says one of your aides, with a great sense of distress, after listening into the meeting from outside. "I myself have purchased many of these books in question and I believe they are brilliant pieces of work. So what if a few words are wrong or a misplaced full stop here and there? Literature is the life of our nation. We can’t just censor something if it doesn’t reach the standards of a few. Forget these snobs, they are only interested in saving their own skin, I implore you please keep these books on our shelves!”
Effect: Bob and the golden poool has received the most sales of any book in the whole of @@REGION@@ this year
Option 3: “Why stop there?” Says @@RANDOMNAME@@ who is a highly respected linguist. “It’s a well-known fact that languages which don’t evolve cease to exist, just look at what happened to ancient Maxtopian. If we allow this policy to continue, we could be looking at the extinction of our own language just to satisfy a handful of people’s egos’.”
Effect: you can no longer understand half of the terminology in an average conversation
