Title: A Borderline Addiction
The Issue: The prime minister of South Nobivindia, bordering the southwestern edge of your nation, has taken aggressive measures to fight ongoing opium usage. The issue? The same minister has repeatedly claimed their drugs are coming from @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cartels, going as far as to say in a recent international conference that @@NAME@@ is full of criminals and drug smugglers.
Validity: High recreational drug use
Option 1: "The nerve of that psychopath, claiming we're the problem," cries your Minister of Defense, hiding a syringe in a suitcase full of Nobivindian currency. "Well you know what? We'll give them exactly what they want. We'll see what problems they have with border security once we put tanks along their border! Oh, and clamp down on travel between our nations! Then they'll see we're not the problem! They'll ALL see!"
[effect] crime is less negated and more pushed in another direction
Validity: Drugs are illegal
Option 2a: "They say we're full of crime lords and drug pushers? Then they couldn't be more right," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "We need to crack down on illicit drug trade, boost our police funding, and have drug traffickers stoned to death. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] specialty dealers are hung up on charges of high crimes
Validity: Drugs are legal
Option 2b: "They say we're full of crime lords and drug pushers? Then they couldn't be more right," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "We need to ban the commercial sale of drugs, boost our police funding, and have drug traffickers stoned to death. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] specialty dealers are hung up on charges of high crimes
Validity: Immigration is legal
Option 3: "We need to build a wall!" chants Edward Rump, wearing a "Say 'No' to Nobovindia" baseball cap. "It's going to be big, and it's going to be beautiful. I guarantee it! So much better than anything Southwest Noboboland could come up with — and I gotta tell ya, it's gonna be beautiful. It will be tall, it will be thick, and it will be hard. Indestructible even. And we'll even make them pay for it after we send them back their drug lords, i.e. the Noboovians, who are not @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@, because we're good people, and it will be beautiful. So great."
[effect] foreigners marvel at the great fence of @@NAME@@ while climbing over it
Option 4: "Eesh, can't anyone make a living doing borderline illegal trades?" inquires Dick 'Big Cheese' Freshman, smoking a joint and quite literally laying his cards on the table. "Look, big Dicky here needs to expand his business ventures, and if South Nobovindia doin't like our customer soivice, then that's their business to take care of. Of couise, it'd be a lot easier to pitch our, ahem, moichandise if you got rid of all restrictions on drug trade and let us open up to foreign markets. We could even cut you in on some of the profit."
[effect] rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ is part of an international mafia
Validity: Not Autarky
Option 5: "So the South Nobovindians are junkies, huh?" inquires your Minister of Offense, after whacking Dick with a truncheon. "You know, we could use this to our advantage. They have some fine resources that we can't obtain on our soil. If we intentionally flood their nation with opium merchants, and then drastically hike up the prices once everyone's addicted, then we'd have an entire slave state's economy under our control. Your move, @@LEADER@@."
[effect] army personnel can be seen handing out treats on foreign streets
Title: A Borderline Addiction
The Issue: The prime minister of South Nobivindia, bordering the southwestern edge of your nation, has taken aggressive measures to fight ongoing opium usage. The issue? The same minister has repeatedly claimed their drugs come from @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cartels, going as far as to say in a recent international conference that @@NAME@@ is full of criminals and drug smugglers.
Validity: High recreational drug use
Option 1: "The nerve of that psychopath, claiming we're the problem," cries your Minister of Defense, hiding a syringe in a suitcase full of Nobivindian currency. "Well you know what? We'll give them exactly what they want. We'll see what problems they have with border security once we put tanks on their border! Oh, and clamp down on travel between our nations! Then they'll see we're not the problem! They'll ALL see!"
[effect] crime is less negated and more pushed in another direction
Validity: Drugs are illegal
Option 2a: "They say we're full of crime lords and drug pushers? Then they couldn't be more right," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "We need to crack down on illicit drug trade, boost our police funding, and have drug traffickers stoned to death. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] stoners get stoned and hung on charges of high crimes
Validity: Drugs are legal
Option 2b: "They say we're full of crime lords and drug pushers? Then they couldn't be more right," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "We need to ban the commercial sale of drugs, boost our police funding, and have drug traffickers stoned to death. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] stoners get stoned and hung on charges of high crimes
Validity: Immigration is legal
Option 3: "We need to build a wall!" chants Edward Rump, wearing a "Say 'No' to Nobovindia" baseball cap over his hair presently resembling @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@. "It's going to be big, and it's going to be beautiful. I guarantee it! So much better than anything Southwest Noboboland could come up with — and I gotta tell ya, it's gonna be beautiful. It will be tall, it will be thick, and it will be hard. Indestructible even. And we'll even make them pay for it after we send them back their drug lords, i.e. the Noboovians, who are not @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@, because we're good people, and it will be beautiful. So great."
[effect] foreigners marvel at the great fence of @@NAME@@ while climbing over it
Option 4: "Eesh, can't anyone make a living doing borderline illegal trades?" inquires Dick 'Big Cheese' Freshman, smoking a joint and quite literally laying his cards on the table. "Look, big Dicky here needs to expand his business ventures, and if South Nobovindia doin't like our customer soivice, then that's their business to take care of. Of course, it'd be a lot easier to pitch our, ahem, merchandise if you got rid of all restrictions on drug trade and let us open to foreign markets. We could even cut you in on some of the profit."
[effect] rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ is part of an international mafia
Validity: Not Autarky
Option 5: "So the South Nobovindians are junkies, huh?" inquires your Minister of Offense, after whacking Dick with a truncheon. "You know, we could use this to our advantage. They have some fine resources that we can't obtain on our soil. If we intentionally flood their nation with opium merchants, and then drastically hike up the prices once everyone's addicted, then we'd have an entire slave state's economy under our control. Your move, @@LEADER@@."
[effect] army personnel can be seen handing out treats on foreign streets
Title: A Borderline Addiction
The Issue: The prime minister of South Nobivindia, bordering the southwestern edge of your nation, has taken aggressive measures to fight ongoing opium usage. The issue? The same minister has repeatedly claimed their drugs come from @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cartels, going as far as to say in a recent international conference that @@NAME@@ is full of criminals and drug smugglers.
Validity: High recreational drug use
Option 1: "The nerve of that psychopath, claiming we're the problem," cries your Minister of Defense, hiding a syringe in a suitcase full of Nobivindian currency. "Well you know what? We'll give them exactly what they want. We'll see what problems they have with border security once we put tanks on their border and clamp down on travel between our nations. They'll see. They'll ALL see!"
[effect] crime is less negated and more pushed in another direction
Validity: Drugs are illegal
Option 2a: "They say we're full of crime lords and drug pushers? Then they couldn't be more right," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "We need to crack down on illicit drug trade, boost our police funding, and have drug traffickers stoned to death. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] stoners get stoned and hung on charges of high crimes
Validity: Drugs are legal
Option 2b: "They say we're full of crime lords and drug pushers? Then they couldn't be more right," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "We need to ban the commercial sale of drugs, boost our police funding, and have drug traffickers stoned to death. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] stoners get stoned and hung on charges of high crimes
Validity: Immigration is legal
Option 3: "We need to build a wall!" chants Edward Rump, wearing a "Say 'No' to Nobovindia" baseball cap over his hair presently resembling @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@. "It's going to be big, and it's going to be beautiful. I guarantee it! So much better than anything Southwest Noboboland could come up with — and I gotta tell ya, it's gonna be beautiful. It will be tall, it will be thick, and it will be hard. Indestructible even. And we'll even make them pay for it after we send them back their drug lords, i.e. the Noboovians, who are not @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@, because we're good people, and it will be beautiful. So great."
[effect] foreigners marvel at the great fence of @@NAME@@ while climbing over it
Option 4: "Eesh, can't anyone make a living doing borderline illegal trades?" inquires Dick 'Big Cheese' Freshman, smoking a joint and quite literally laying his cards on the table. "Look, big Dicky here needs to expand his business ventures, and if South Nobovindia doin't like our customer soivice, then that's their business to take care of. Of course, it'd be a lot easier to pitch our, ahem, merchandise if you got rid of all restrictions on drug trade and let us open to foreign markets. We could even cut you in on some of the profit."
[effect] rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ is part of an international mafia
Validity: Not Autarky
Option 5: "So the South Nobovindians are junkies, huh?" inquires your Minister of Offense, after whacking Dick with a truncheon. "You know, we could use this to our advantage. They have some fine materials and produce that we can't obtain on our soil. If we intentionally flood their nation with opium merchants, and then drastically hike up the prices once everyone's addicted, then we'd have an entire slave state's economy under our control. Your move, @@LEADER@@."
[effect] army personnel can be seen handing out treats on foreign streets
Title: A Borderline Addiction
The Issue: The prime minister of South Nobivindia, bordering the southeastern edge of your nation, has taken aggressive measures to fight ongoing opium usage. The issue? The same minister has repeatedly claimed the drug use comes from @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cartels, going as far as to say in a recent international conference that @@NAME@@ is full of criminals and drug smugglers.
Validity: High recreational drug use
Option 1: "The nerve of that psychopath, claiming we're the problem," cries your Minister of Defense hiding a syringe in a suitcase full of Nobivindian currency. "Well you know what? We'll give them exactly what they want. We'll see what problems they have with border security once we put tanks on their border and clamp on travel between our nations. They'll see. They'll ALL see!"
[effect] crime is less negated and more pushed in another direction
Validity: Drugs are illegal
Option 2a: "They say we're full of crime lords and drug pushers? Then they couldn't be more right," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "We need to crack down on illicit drug trade, boost our police funding, and have drug traffickers stoned to death. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] stoners get stoned and hung on charges of high crimes
Validity: Drugs are legal
Option 2b: "They say we're full of crime lords and drug pushers? Then they couldn't be more right," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "We need to ban the commercial sale of drugs, boost our police funding, and have drug traffickers stoned to death. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] stoners get stoned and hung on charges of high crimes
Validity: Immigration is legal
Option 3: "We need to build a wall!" chants Edward Rump, wearing a "Say 'No' to Nobovindia" baseball cap over his hair presently resembling @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@. "It's going to be big, and it's going to be beautiful. I guarantee it! So much better than anything Southwest Noboboland could come up with — and I gotta tell ya, it's gonna be beautiful. It will be tall, it will be thick, and it will be hard. Indestructible even. And we'll make them pay for it after we send them back their drug lords, i.e. the Noboovians, who are not @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@, because we're good people, and it will be beautiful. So great."
[effect] foreigners marvel at the great fence of @@NAME@@ while climbing over it
Option 4: "Eesh, can't anyone make a living doing borderline illegal trades?" inquires Dick 'Big Cheese' Freshman, smoking a joint and quite literally laying his cards on the table. "Look, big Dicky here needs to expand his business ventures, and if South Nobovindia doesn't like our customer service, then that's their business to take care of. Of course, it'd be a lot easier to pitch our, ahem, merchandise if you got rid of all restrictions on drug trade and let us open to foreign markets. We could even cut you in on some of the profit."
[effect] rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ is part of an international mafia
Validity: Not Autarky
Option 5: "So the South Nobovindians are junkies, huh?" inquires your Minister of Offense, after whacking Dick with a truncheon. "You know, we could use this to our advantage. They have some fine materials and produce that we can't obtain on our soil. If we intentionally flood their nation with opium merchants, and then drastically hike up the prices once everyone's addicted, then we'd have an entire slave state's economy under our control. Your move, @@LEADER@@."
[effect] the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ army can be seen handing out treats on foreign streets
Title: A Borderline Addiction
The Issue: The prime minister of South Nobivindia, bordering the southeastern edge of your nation, has taken aggressive measures to fight ongoing opium usage. The issue? The same minister has repeatedly claimed the drug use comes from @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ cartels, going as far as to say in a recent international conference that @@NAME@@ is full of criminals and drug smugglers.
Validity: High recreational drug use
Validity: Not Autarky
Option 1a: "The nerve of that psychopath, claiming we're the problem," cries your Minister of Defense hiding a syringe in a suitcase full of Nobivindian currency. "Well you know what? We'll give them exactly what they want. We'll see if they have trouble with trades between our countries when we blast them with trade sanctions. We'll see what problems they have with border security once we put tanks on their border. They'll see. They'll ALL see!"
[effect] crime is less negated and more pushed in another direction
Validity: Autarky
Option 1b: "The nerve of that psychopath, claiming we're the problem," cries your Minister of Defense, hiding a syringe in a suitcase full of Nobivindian currency. "They're not even supposed to be trading with us! Well you know what? We'll give them exactly what they want. We'll see what problems they have with border security once we put tanks on their border and prohibit further travel between our two nations. They'll see. They'll ALL see!"
[effect] crime is less negated and more pushed in another direction
Validity: Drugs are illegal
Option 2a: "You know, all the cost and resources that'd take could go towards cleaning up our act," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "They think we're drug pushers and crime lords, do they? Well, know what? They hit the nail on the head. We need to crack down on our drug trade, boost our police funding, and have drug traffickers stoned to death. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] officials apply neighboring nations' opinions on how things should be run
Validity: Drugs are legal
Option 2b: "You know, all the cost and resources that'd take could go towards cleaning up our act," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "They think we're drug pushers and crime lords, do they? Well, know what? They hit the nail on the head. We need to ban the commercial sale of drugs, boost our police funding, and drug traffickers stoned to death. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] officials apply neighboring nations' opinions on how things should be run
Validity: Immigration is legal
Option 3: "We need to build a wall!" shouts Edward Rump, wearing a "Say 'No' to Nobovindia" baseball cap over his hair presently resembling @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@. "It's going to be big, and it's going to be beautiful. I guarantee it! So much better than anything Southwest Noboboland could come up with — and I gotta tell ya, it's gonna be beautiful. It will be tall, it will be thick, and it will be hard. Indestructible even. And we'll make them pay for it after we send them back their drug lords, i.e. the Noboovians, who are not @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@, because we're good people, and it will be beautiful. So great."
[effect] foreigners marvel at the great fence of @@NAME@@ while climbing over it
Validity: Not autarky
Option 4a: "Eesh, can't anyone make a living doing borderline illegal trades?" inquires Dick 'Big Cheese' Freshman, smoking a joint and quite literally laying his cards on the table. "Look, big Dicky here needs to expand his business ventures, and if South Nobovindia doesn't like our customer service, then that's their business to take care of. Of course, it'd be a lot easier to pitch our, ahem, merchandise if you got rid of all restrictions on drug trade in and out of the nation. We could even cut you in on some of the profit."
[effect] rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ is part of an international mafia
Validity: Autarky
Option 4b: "Eesh, can't anyone make a living doing borderline illegal trades?" inquires Dick 'Big Cheese' Freshman, smoking a joint and quite literally laying his cards on the table. "Look, Big Dicky here needs to expand his business ventures, and if South Nobovindia doesn't like our customer service, then that's their business to take care of. Of course, it'd be a lot easier to pitch our, ahem, merchandise if you got rid of all restrictions on drug trade and open up to foreign markets. We could even cut you in on some of the profit."
[effect] rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ is part of an international mafia
Option 5: "So the South Nobovindians are junkies, huh?" inquires your Minister of Offense, after whacking Dick with a truncheon. "You know, we could use this to our advantage. They have some fine materials and produce that we can't obtain on our soil. If we intentionally flood their nation with opium merchants, and then drastically hike up the prices once everyone's addicted, then we'd have an entire slave state's economy under our control. Your move, @@LEADER@@."
[effect] the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ army can be seen handing out treats on foreign streets
Title: A Borderline Addiction
The Issue: The prime minister of South Nobivindia, bordering the southeastern edge of your nation, has been making a rather large stink about @@NAME@@'s drug cartels illegally selling drugs to its citizens, going as far as to say your nation is full of drug lords during an international conference.
Validity: High recreational drug use
Validity: Not Autarky
Option 1a: "The nerve of that psychopath, claiming we're the problem," cries your Minister of Defense hiding a syringe in a suitcase full of Nobivindian currency. "Well you know what? We'll give them exactly what they want. We'll see if they have trouble with trades between our countries when we blast them with trade sanctions. We'll see what problems they have with border security once we put tanks on their border. They'll see. They'll ALL see!"
[effect] crime is less negated and more pushed in another direction
Validity: Autarky
Option 1b: "The nerve of that psychopath, claiming we're the problem," cries your Minister of Defense, hiding a syringe in a suitcase full of Nobivindian currency. "They're not even supposed to be trading with us! Well you know what? We'll give them exactly what they want. We'll see what problems they have with border security once we put tanks on their border and prohibit further travel between our two nations. They'll see. They'll ALL see!"
[effect] crime is less negated and more pushed in another direction
Validity: Drugs are illegal
Option 2a: "You know, all the cost and resources that'd take could go towards cleaning up our act," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "They think we're drug pushers and crime lords, do they? Well, know what? They hit the nail on the head. We need to crack down on our drug trade, boost our police funding, and have drug traffickers stoned to death. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] officials apply neighboring nations' opinions on how things should be run
Validity: Drugs are legal
Option 2b: "You know, all the cost and resources that'd take could go towards cleaning up our act," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "They think we're drug pushers and crime lords, do they? Well, know what? They hit the nail on the head. We need to ban the commercial sale of drugs, boost our police funding, and drug traffickers stoned to death. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] officials apply neighboring nations' opinions on how things should be run
Validity: Immigration is legal
Option 3: "We need to build a wall!" shouts Edward Rump, wearing a "Say 'No' to Nobovindia" baseball cap over his hair presently resembling @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@. "It's going to be big, and it's going to be beautiful. I guarantee it! So much better than anything Southwest Noboboland could come up with — and I gotta tell ya, it's gonna be beautiful. It will be tall, it will be thick, and it will be hard. Indestructible even. And we'll make them pay for it after we send them back their drug lords, i.e. the Noboovians, who are not @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@, because we're good people, and it will be beautiful. So great."
[effect] foreigners marvel at the great fence of @@NAME@@ while climbing over it
Validity: Not autarky
Option 4a: "Eesh, can't anyone make a living doing borderline illegal trades?" inquires Dick 'Big Cheese' Freshman, smoking a joint and quite literally laying his cards on the table. "Look, big Dicky here needs to expand his business ventures, and if South Nobovindia doesn't like our customer service, then that's their business to take care of. Of course, it'd be a lot easier to pitch our, ahem, merchandise if you got rid of all restrictions on drug trade in and out of the nation. We could even cut you in on some of the profit."
[effect] rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ is part of an international mafia
Validity: Autarky
Option 4b: "Eesh, can't anyone make a living doing borderline illegal trades?" inquires Dick 'Big Cheese' Freshman, smoking a joint and quite literally laying his cards on the table. "Look, Big Dicky here needs to expand his business ventures, and if South Nobovindia doesn't like our customer service, then that's their business to take care of. Of course, it'd be a lot easier to pitch our, ahem, merchandise if you got rid of all restrictions on drug trade and open up to foreign markets. We could even cut you in on some of the profit."
[effect] rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ is part of an international mafia
Option 5: "So the South Nobovindians are junkies, huh?" inquires your Minister of Offense, after whacking Dick with a truncheon. "You know, we could use this to our advantage. They have some fine materials and produce that we can't obtain on our soil. If we intentionally flood their nation with opium merchants, and then drastically hike up the prices once everyone's addicted, then we'd have an entire slave state's economy under our control. Your move, @@LEADER@@."
[effect] the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ army can be seen handing out treats on foreign streets
Title: A Borderline Problem
The Issue: The prime minister of South Nobivindia, bordering the southeastern edge of your nation, has been making a rather large stink about @@NAME@@'s drug cartels illegally selling drugs to its citizens, going as far as to say your nation is full of drug lords during an international conference.
Validity: High recreational drug use
Validity: Not Autarky
Option 1a: "The nerve of that psychopath, claiming we're the problem," cries your Defense Minister, hiding a syringe in a suitcase full of Nobivindian currency. "Well you know what? We'll give them exactly what they want. We'll see if they have trouble with trades between our countries when we blast them with trade sanctions. We'll see what problems they have with border security once we put tanks on their border. They'll see. They'll ALL see!"
[effect] crime is less negated and more pushed in another direction
Validity: Autarky
Option 1b: "The nerve of that psychopath, claiming we're the problem," cries your Defense Minister, hiding a syringe in a suitcase full of Nobivindian currency. "They're not even supposed to be trading with us! Well you know what? We'll give them exactly what they want. We'll see what problems they have with border security once we put tanks on their border and prohibit further travel between our two nations. They'll see. They'll ALL see!"
[effect] crime is less negated and more pushed in another direction
Validity: Drugs are illegal
Option 2a: "You know, all the cost and resources that'd take could go towards cleaning up our act," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "They think we're drug pushers and crime lords, do they? Well, know what? They hit the nail on the head. We need to crack down on our drug trade and boost our police funding. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] officials apply neighboring nations' opinions on how things should be run
Validity: Drugs are legal
Option 2b: "You know, all the cost and resources that'd take could go towards cleaning up our act," says your staunchly tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order. "They think we're drug pushers and crime lords, do they? Well, know what? They hit the nail on the head. We need to ban the commercial sale of drugs and boost our police funding. Maybe then South Nobovindia will warm up to us a little."
[effect] officials apply neighboring nations' opinions on how things should be run
Validity: Immigration is legal
Option 3: "We need to build a wall!" shouts Edward Rump, wearing a "Say 'No' to Nobovindia" baseball cap over his hair presently resembling @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@. "It's going to be big, and it's going to be beautiful. I guarantee it! So much better than anything Southwest Noboboland could come up with — and I gotta tell ya, it's gonna be beautiful. It will be tall, it will be thick, and it will be hard. Indestructible even. And we'll make them pay for it after we send them back their drug lords, i.e. the Noboovians, who are not @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@, because we're good people, and it will be beautiful. So great."
[effect] foreigners marvel at the great fence of @@NAME@@ while climbing over it
Validity: Not autarky
Option 4a: "Eesh, can't anyone make a living doing borderline illegal trades?" inquires Dick 'Big Cheese' Freshman, smoking a joint and quite literally laying his cards on the table. "Look, big Dicky here needs to expand his business ventures, and if South Nobovindia doesn't like our customer service, then that's their business to take care of. Of course, it'd be a lot easier to sell our, ahem, merchandise if you got rid of all restrictions on drug trade in and out of the nation. We could even cut you in on some of the profit."
[effect] rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ is part of an international mafia
Validity: Autarky
Option 4b: "Eesh, can't anyone make a living doing borderline illegal trades?" inquires Dick 'Big Cheese' Freshman, smoking a joint and quite literally laying his cards on the table. "Look, big Dicky here needs to expand his business ventures, and if South Nobovindia doesn't like our customer service, then that's their business to take care of. Of course, it'd be a lot easier to sell our, ahem, merchandise if you got rid of all restrictions on drug trade and open up to foreign markets. We could even cut you in on some of the profit."
[effect] rumor has it that @@LEADER@@ is part of an international mafia
Title: A Borderline Erection Problem
The Issue: Valeria Drake, the aggressive dictator of the rival nation of Blackacre, is threatening to build a wall on the Blackacrian-@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ border to keep out dugs — and is demanding that @@NAME@@ pay for it.
Validity: Some Crime Rate; Emigration is legal (mostly cause of the wall thing, and tourism option)
Option 1: "The nerve of that psychopath," cries your Financial Minister, comparing the price of the proferred wall with the @@TYPE@@ reserve. "She's almost as unstable as that sad excuse of a country. We need to put up a barrier alright; a restriction on transportation between our two countries. If she wants less @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@, she'll get less. Lets see how their economy handles the decline in tourism."
[effect] tourists are being held captive
Option 2: "She's sending us a cleverly crafted message," says your tough-on-crime and hard-on-drugs Deputy Minister of Law and Order while crushing nuts in his fist. "She's calling us drug pushers and crimelords. And you know what? She's right! We need to crack down on our criminal activity and boost our police funding. Maybe Blackacre will even warm up to us a little."
[effect] a suspicious amount of Blackacrian immigrants are being arrested
Option 3: "She wants a wall? We'll build her one! A big and beautiful @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ one," says Edward Rump, whose hair currently resembles @@A@@ @@ANIMAL@@. "It's going to be beautiful, I guarantee it. So much better than anything Blackacre could come up with — and I gotta tell ya, it's gonna be beautiful. It will be tall, it will be thick, and it will be hard. Indestructible even. And we'll finally deport those illegal cartels back to Blackacre, and it'll only cost maybe a few billion @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@, which we'll get because Dàguó owes us. And it'll be great. So great."
[effect] hand gliders marvel at the great wall of @@NAME@@ while flying over it
