Title: The office war
Description: You were watching the news when you notice a scary message, Bigtopia attack Smalltopia to gain Billions of @@CURRENCY@@, and now they're attacking Maxtopia, if they keep moving west, Bigtopia will soon attack @@NAME@@, so people migrate to your office so they can get a say.
Option: “So here's my plan,” says @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, a formal business man “To destroy both countries with WMDs!” he rips of his suit and has a torn up leather jacket underneath it. He gets a Molotov Cocktail and lights it on fire, he tosses it out of the window, and immediately police come inside and pull him out, "My point still stands!" he yells.
Effect: Bigtopia is about to declare nuclear war on @@NAME@@
Option: You see as anti-vaxxer enthusiast Karen walks in with a young boy in a dress.. “Okay, first we must get rid of Bigtopia's masculine. We will send them hundreds of vegan meals and essential oils, and tell them to get rid of their vaccines. This will make them stop killing animals for food, making them less blood thirsty and less masculine. Also, did you know i’m a vegan?” she says. The boy asks you, "Can you bring back daddy?" Karen pulls the kid out of the room.
Effect: all over @@REGION@@, @@NAME@@ becomes known as the “unvaccinated nation”
Option: “We bring our military to Bigtopia and Maxtopia, and we fight to keep us safe!” say’s a man with a @@NAME@@ flag in his left hand, and a whisky in the other. “This will teach ‘em who’s the real boss! We send all our troops!”
Effect: children cry of joy to see they still have one of their parents left
Option: @@RANDOMNAME@@ walks in, with @@NAME@@ flag in his @@HIS@@ hand. "We need to send all of our men, women, and children, to the military. The bigger the military, the..." @@HE@@ pauses for a moment to think. "The bigger the... aw forget it! What we need to do is put everyone in the military, everyone! Even i'll join in!"
Effect: children cry of joy to see they still have one parent left.
