[TITLE]Hamming It Up
[DESCRIPTION] At a recent event you attended, your security detail was suddenly roused to action by a spate of unknown transmissions received on their ear pieces, which sounded like some sort of "go code" being given to an unknown party. After quickly ensuring your safety, they began tracking the signals, and found their source to be an amateur radio club innocently setting up operations in a nearby lot.
[OPTION 1] "Aren't ham radios great?" enthuses tweenaged club member @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Marconi, gleefully turning dials on some kind of base station. "With one of these, a person can talk to friends across town, or fellow enthusiasts all the way on the other side of @@REGION@@! You should make sure every kid in @@NAME@@ has the opportunity to learn about and use these radios! What better way to spread our nation's message than a free transmitter for every home, and total freedom of the airwaves?
[EFFECT 1] backyard broadcasters are the source of innumerable diplomatic headaches
[OPTION 2] "I'm delighted to see so much interest in a STEM subject! We can always benefit from interest in that area" enthuses your Minister for Bureaucratizing Everything, quickly drafting some policies. "We should dedicate a certain segment of the frequency spectrum for their use at once! We just need some regulations to avoid conflicts like what occurred today… I know! Certifications! They pass the right tests, and we let them loose. I'll get to work on the requirements at once."
[EFFECT 2] amateur radio requires an advanced degree
[OPTION 3] "Frankly, @@LEADER@@, what happened just proves that the general public can't be trusted to broadcast at all" growls your lead bodyguard. "We need to keep the radio waves clear for security, emergency dispatchers, and legitimate professional broadcasters of important things like the @@ANIMAL@@ Ball World Championship! The last thing I want to hear when I turn on my radio is my neighbor's kid doing his 'bodily functions countdown' bit! If somebody has something to say, let them find work as a professional."
[EFFECT 3] children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'
[OPTION 4a] [VALIDITY: No Computers] "I've seen a technology in some other countries that is like a really upgraded version of the radio!" offers aspiring tech entrepreneur @@RANDOMNAME@@, who was fiddling with some electronics nearby. "They can plug in to modems so they don't occupy the airwaves, have keyboards for entering text-based information, monitors so you can see what you're working on, and they can even run productivity software or play games! Allow this technology, and you'll never have to worry about radio interference again!"
[EFFECT 4a] email killed the radio star
[OPTION 4b] [VALIDITY: Allows Computers, but not Internet] "I've seen something people do with computers in other countries that is like an even better version of the radio!" offers aspiring tech entrepreneur @@RANDOMNAME@@, who was fiddling with some electronics nearby. "They plug their systems in to modems to communicate with each other, and can then send electronic mail back and forth in the blink of an eye. They can even create 'pages' with useful information on them so you don't have to listen live, and can get information whenever you want! Allow this technology, and you'll never have to worry about radio interference again!"
[EFFECT 4b] email killed the radio star
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