Title: Waist Not, Want Not
Description: Sagging is the latest fashion trend sweeping @@name@@, with youngsters hailing it as "the wardrobe wonder!" and "the hippest hit!" But when high schooler @@randommalename@@ strolled into class with pants at knee level, the debate began: is this style simply a contemporary chic, or has it slumped into the near-nudity territory?
Validity: Prudism Policy and Moderate to High Youth Rebellion (Maybe?)
Option 1: "What on Earth is going on with our youngins, @@leader@@?" asks @@randommalefirstname@@ Urkel, sporting pants so high they might as well be a scarf. He places his hands on your shoulders and pleads, "This saggy-pants fad is improper and indecorous! Let's enforce waistlines at the navel, just like mine!" As he strikes a pose, he spins and accidentally shatters your prized vase. "Oops! Did I do that!?"
Effect: size 50 pants become the new extra-small
Option 2: "While I concur with Mr. Urkel's distaste, dictating dress codes isn't the answer," interjects @@randomname@@, a renowned fashion designer in @@name@@. "Our country's stale styles have driven kids to dress like exhibitionists. They need a fresh, fabulous look to redefine themselves – something I can create. Collaborate with me, @@leader@@, and I'll turn these youths into runway royalty!"
Effect: city sidewalks transform into daily catwalks
Option 3: "Hold your haute couture horses," interrupts @@randomname@@, head of the @@name@@ Cultural Society. "Sagging is a form of self-expression for ethnic minorities, especially our Bigtopian residents. Banning it equals discrimination. Why not raise awareness about this cultural phenomenon with billboards and posters proclaiming 'We sag 'cause we swag!' Catchy, right? In fact @@leader@@, I think it'll be great if you too would partake in this new fad, just think how popular you'd be with the young generation!"
Effect: politicians are often caught with their pants down