Thanks to great work by the police and a mole, hundreds of famous actors and politicians have been found rigging national intellectual tests, faking extracurricular activities, and bribing college admissions officers to get their kids into elite colleges.
[Option one] "This is outrageous!" yells John Bonavolonto, the man who led Operation Varsity Reds. "People should not be given any special privileges because of their riches or fame. I say we prosecute these people, and hold the colleges accountable as well! This will not happen again!"
After statement: Parents are jailed for helping to get their kids to college.
[Option two] "You know" whispers Loris Loughli, actress and star in hit show "Empty House" , through the prison phone,"us actors and actresses could make you look really good on TV. Why, one of the writers of 'Empty House' was caught up in this little thing, and he could write some great shows about you and [insert nation]. All you have to do is make sure those officers look the other way."
After statement: The application process for colleges is rigged to favor the rich and powerful.
[Option three] Protesters of far-left activist group College For All march on the capitol. "What do we want? Free education! When do we want it? Now!" Activist @@RANDOMNAME@@ approaches you. "This wouldn't be an issue if the government took control of all colleges, and made them free! I mean, when has the government ever been corrupt?" The protester goes back to lead more chants.
After statement: College professors fail to tell the difference between 1st graders and college seniors.
Policy unlocked: Free College
[Option four] "Why should the government be involved in higher education at all?" muses libertarian Ben Shap, as he takes off his reading glasses and puts down his 1,000 page book. "Colleges should operate like businesses. If rich people want to spend their money getting their stupid kids into elite colleges, let them. Just defund the schools and redistribute the taxpayer money somewhere were it is more needed. Now that's just facts and logic."
After Statement: Colleges are no longer funded with taxpayer dollars.