Ok, so I'm sure quite a few people have played the Papa's Pizzeria Games, So I decided maybe I could turn it into an Issue.
Issue Title: Mama's Metharia
Validity: Valid for All
Description: A successful series of games using the "Flare" Game creation engine has been making a ruckus after their latest installment named "Mama's Metharia", in which the goal is to make illegal drugs. A line of Concerned parents, Outraged Doctors, Psychedelic Hippies, and the Game's creators pours into your office.
Choice 1: "This is just an outrage!" Says Concerned mother @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Nogames. "My Little Timmy is too young to be playing such video games! This game teaches him how to make illegal substances like meth! @@LEADER@@, I beg of you, for the safety of the future generation, that you ban such an outrageous game!"
Fallout: Teenagers are stuck playing toddlers games.
Choice 2: "Mrs. Nogames is correct, but she's not going far enough." says the renowned Psychiatrist Dr. Knowlittle. "We must ban all video games. My research proves that they cause violence, family discord, and other whatnot. Now, According to the Byeson-Gamesgone scale..."
Fallout: Children have taken to do illegal drugs in absence of their video games.
Choice 3: "UGH!" says 16-year old Timmy Nogames, son of Mrs. Nogames, as Dr. Knowlittle pulls out sheets of data. "If you just let us play games without supervision this wouldn't be happening! Now @@LEADER@@ you fartface, games don't reflect what we want to do! I don't play games about drugs because I want to do them!" Timmy then attempts to hide a bag of marijuana.
Fallout: Parents are regularly sued for espionage when watching their 3-year old children play video games.