[SUBMITTED] The Love of the People
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 9:12 pmby Baggieland
Here's another one. I'm not too sure about this one, it's a bit weird, but then again it was inspired by all things North Korean, and that's a weird place! Still, I'll put it in GI and see what you guys think of it.
[TITLE] The Love of the People
[DESCRIPTION] It's been a busy day at the office with many issues requiring your careful consideration and wisdom. However, as you read through another one, you start to feel dizzy and collapse on the floor. As you lay there, your intern administers the kiss of life. Luckily, you make a full recovery and as you wipe the slobber from your mouth, you ponder what just happened.
[VALIDITY] only for psychotic dictatorships, allows elderly
[OPTION] "You can't leave us @@LEADER@@, we need you!" wails your secretary, opening the window to show you the people's reaction of when word got out of your collapse. "Look, all over @@CAPITAL@@ the citizenry have rushed to the nearest statue of you and lain down, prostrate at your feet, tears in their eyes. Oh supreme leader, for without you, we are nothing. If your blood is not as healthy as it used to be, then I will gladly donate all my blood and sacrifice myself for you!"
[EFFECT] blood-banks are no longer dead-careful in the amount they extract
[OPTION] "This has to be the work of agents from The United Federation; they must have poisoned your food or drink earlier," proclaims your ageing Finance Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pokes you with @@HIS@@ walking-stick to make sure you're feeling better. "Those United Federation mongrels are nothing but evil. I may be old, but give me a gun @@LEADER@@ and I will kill as many of them as I can!"
[EFFECT] the nation's defence is in the hands of 'Dad's Army'
[OPTION] "We need to look closer to home to find out who tried to poison you @@LEADER@@," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security. "I've been watching @@RANDOMNAME(1) for some time now. @@HIS(1)@@ loyalty is very much in question; just last week when you were addressing the nation, instead of cheering and clapping like everyone else – @@HE(1)@@ was sleeping! Highly suspicious. There's an anti-aircraft gun we haven't tried out yet, I think we've just found a target."
[EFFECT] sleeping on the job gets you fired
[OPTION] "Don't be such a big baby!" bellows your over-bearing uncle. "I can't believe what I'm seeing here: you just felt dizzy for a few seconds and all this bawling and commotion breaks out. Stop being such a pansy, get back in your chair and get back to running the country – you no good for nothing work-shy lay-about! Be an example to the people that no matter how sick you may be, you're never too ill to work."
[EFFECT] being worked to death is no longer just a phrase
[DESCRIPTION] It's been a busy day at the office with many issues requiring your careful consideration and wisdom. However, as you read through another one, you start to feel dizzy and collapse on the floor. As you lay there, your intern administers the kiss of life. Luckily, you make a full recovery and as you wipe the slobber from your mouth, you ponder what just happened.
[VALIDITY] only for psychotic dictatorships, allows elderly
[OPTION] "You can't leave us @@LEADER@@, we need you!" wails your secretary, opening the window to show you the people's reaction of when word got out of your collapse. "Look, all over @@CAPITAL@@ the citizenry have rushed to the nearest statue of you and lain down, prostrate at your feet, tears in their eyes. Oh supreme leader, for without you, we are nothing. If your blood is not as healthy as it used to be, then I will gladly donate all my blood and sacrifice myself for you!"
[EFFECT] blood-banks are no longer dead-careful in the amount they extract
[OPTION] "This has to be the work of agents from The United Federation; they must have poisoned your food or drink earlier," proclaims your ageing Finance Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pokes you with @@HIS@@ walking-stick to make sure you're feeling better. "Those United Federation mongrels are nothing but evil. I may be old, but give me a gun @@LEADER@@ and I will kill as many of them as I can!"
[EFFECT] the nation's defence is in the hands of 'Dad's Army'
[OPTION] "We need to look closer to home to find out who tried to poison you @@LEADER@@," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security. "I've been watching @@RANDOMNAME(1) for some time now. @@HIS(1)@@ loyalty is very much in question; just last week when you were addressing the nation, instead of cheering and clapping like everyone else – @@HE(1)@@ was sleeping! Highly suspicious. There's an anti-aircraft gun we haven't tried out yet, I think we've just found a target."
[EFFECT] sleeping on the job gets you fired
[OPTION] "Don't be such a big baby!" bellows your over-bearing uncle. "I can't believe what I'm seeing here: you just felt dizzy for a few seconds and all this bawling and commotion breaks out. Stop being such a pansy, get back in your chair and get back to running the country – you no good for nothing work-shy lay-about! Be an example to the people that no matter how sick you may be, you're never too ill to work."
[EFFECT] being worked to death is no longer just a phrase
[TITLE] The Love of the People
[DESCRIPTION] It's been a busy day at the office with many issues requiring your careful consideration and wisdom. However, as you read through another one, you suddenly faint and collapse on the floor. Your quick-thinking intern administers the kiss of life, and as your eyes open the intern pulls away – leaving a trail of drool around your lips. Luckily, you make a full recovery and as you wipe the slobber from your mouth, your inner-circle barge in to see what the commotion was about.
[VALIDITY] only for psychotic dictatorships, allows elderly
[OPTION] "You can't leave us @@LEADER@@, we need you!" wails your secretary, opening the window to show you the people's reaction of when word got out of your collapse. "Look, all over @@CAPITAL@@ the citizenry have rushed to the nearest statue of you and lain down, prostrate at your feet, tears in their eyes. Oh supreme leader, for without you, we are nothing. If your blood is not as healthy as it used to be, then I will gladly donate all my blood and sacrifice myself for you!"
[EFFECT] blood-banks are no longer dead-careful in the amount they extract
[OPTION] "This has to be the work of agents from The United Federation; they must have poisoned your food or drink earlier," proclaims your ageing Finance Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pokes you with @@HIS@@ walking-stick to make sure you're feeling better. "Those United Federation mongrels are nothing but evil. I may be old, but give me a gun @@LEADER@@ and I will kill as many of them as I can!"
[EFFECT] the elderly have become the nation's front-line of defence
[OPTION] "We need to look closer to home to find out who tried to poison you @@LEADER@@," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security. "I've been watching @@RANDOMNAME(1) for some time now. @@HIS(1)@@ loyalty is very much in question; just last week when you were addressing the nation, instead of cheering and clapping like everyone else – @@HE(1)@@ was sleeping! Highly suspicious. There's an anti-aircraft gun we haven't tried out yet, I think we've just found a target."
[EFFECT] sleeping on the job gets you fired
[OPTION] "Don't be such a big baby!" bellows your over-bearing uncle. "I can't believe what I'm seeing here: you just felt dizzy for a few seconds and all this bawling and commotion breaks out. Stop being such a pansy, get back in your chair and get back to running the country – you no good for nothing work-shy lay-about! Be an example to the people that no matter how sick you may be, you're never too ill to work."
[EFFECT] being worked to death is an occupational hazard
[DESCRIPTION] It's been a busy day at the office with many issues requiring your careful consideration and wisdom. However, as you read through another one, you suddenly faint and collapse on the floor. Your quick-thinking intern administers the kiss of life, and as your eyes open the intern pulls away – leaving a trail of drool around your lips. Luckily, you make a full recovery and as you wipe the slobber from your mouth, your inner-circle barge in to see what the commotion was about.
[VALIDITY] only for psychotic dictatorships, allows elderly
[OPTION] "You can't leave us @@LEADER@@, we need you!" wails your secretary, opening the window to show you the people's reaction of when word got out of your collapse. "Look, all over @@CAPITAL@@ the citizenry have rushed to the nearest statue of you and lain down, prostrate at your feet, tears in their eyes. Oh supreme leader, for without you, we are nothing. If your blood is not as healthy as it used to be, then I will gladly donate all my blood and sacrifice myself for you!"
[EFFECT] blood-banks are no longer dead-careful in the amount they extract
[OPTION] "This has to be the work of agents from The United Federation; they must have poisoned your food or drink earlier," proclaims your ageing Finance Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pokes you with @@HIS@@ walking-stick to make sure you're feeling better. "Those United Federation mongrels are nothing but evil. I may be old, but give me a gun @@LEADER@@ and I will kill as many of them as I can!"
[EFFECT] the elderly have become the nation's front-line of defence
[OPTION] "We need to look closer to home to find out who tried to poison you @@LEADER@@," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security. "I've been watching @@RANDOMNAME(1) for some time now. @@HIS(1)@@ loyalty is very much in question; just last week when you were addressing the nation, instead of cheering and clapping like everyone else – @@HE(1)@@ was sleeping! Highly suspicious. There's an anti-aircraft gun we haven't tried out yet, I think we've just found a target."
[EFFECT] sleeping on the job gets you fired
[OPTION] "Don't be such a big baby!" bellows your over-bearing uncle. "I can't believe what I'm seeing here: you just felt dizzy for a few seconds and all this bawling and commotion breaks out. Stop being such a pansy, get back in your chair and get back to running the country – you no good for nothing work-shy lay-about! Be an example to the people that no matter how sick you may be, you're never too ill to work."
[EFFECT] being worked to death is an occupational hazard
[TITLE] The Love of the People
[DESCRIPTION] It's been a busy day at the office with many issues requiring your careful consideration and wisdom. However, as you read through another one, you suddenly faint and collapse on the floor. Luckily, your quick-thinking intern administers the kiss of life – your eyes open again and the intern pulls away, leaving a trail of drool around your lips. As you recover and wipe the slobber from your mouth, your inner-circle barge in to see what the commotion was about.
[VALIDITY] only for psychotic dictatorships, allows elderly
[OPTION] "You can't leave us @@LEADER@@, we need you!" wails your secretary, opening the window to show you the people's reaction of when word got out of your collapse. "Look, all over @@CAPITAL@@ the citizenry have rushed to the nearest statue of you and lain down, prostrate at your feet, tears in their eyes. Oh supreme leader, for without you, we are nothing. If your blood is not as healthy as it used to be, then I will gladly donate all my blood and sacrifice myself for you!"
[EFFECT] blood-banks are no longer dead-careful in the amount they extract
[OPTION] "This has to be the work of agents from The United Federation; they must have poisoned your food or drink earlier," proclaims your ageing Finance Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pokes you with @@HIS@@ walking-stick to make sure you're feeling better. "Those United Federation mongrels are nothing but evil. I may be old, but give me a gun @@LEADER@@ and I will kill as many of them as I can!"
[EFFECT] the elderly have become the nation's front-line of defence
[OPTION] "We need to look closer to home to find out who tried to poison you @@LEADER@@," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security. "I've been watching @@RANDOMNAME(1) for some time now. @@HIS(1)@@ loyalty is very much in question; just last week when you were addressing the nation, instead of cheering and clapping like everyone else – @@HE(1)@@ was sleeping! Highly suspicious. There's an anti-aircraft gun we haven't tried out yet, I think we've just found a target."
[EFFECT] sleeping on the job gets you fired
[OPTION] "Don't be such a big baby!" bellows your over-bearing uncle. "I can't believe what I'm seeing here: you passed out for a few seconds and all this bawling and commotion breaks out. Stop being such a pansy, get in your chair and go back to running the country – you no good for nothing work-shy lay-about! Be an example to the people that no matter how sick you may be, you're never too ill to work."
[EFFECT] being worked to death is viewed as an occupational hazard
[DESCRIPTION] It's been a busy day at the office with many issues requiring your careful consideration and wisdom. However, as you read through another one, you suddenly faint and collapse on the floor. Luckily, your quick-thinking intern administers the kiss of life – your eyes open again and the intern pulls away, leaving a trail of drool around your lips. As you recover and wipe the slobber from your mouth, your inner-circle barge in to see what the commotion was about.
[VALIDITY] only for psychotic dictatorships, allows elderly
[OPTION] "You can't leave us @@LEADER@@, we need you!" wails your secretary, opening the window to show you the people's reaction of when word got out of your collapse. "Look, all over @@CAPITAL@@ the citizenry have rushed to the nearest statue of you and lain down, prostrate at your feet, tears in their eyes. Oh supreme leader, for without you, we are nothing. If your blood is not as healthy as it used to be, then I will gladly donate all my blood and sacrifice myself for you!"
[EFFECT] blood-banks are no longer dead-careful in the amount they extract
[OPTION] "This has to be the work of agents from The United Federation; they must have poisoned your food or drink earlier," proclaims your ageing Finance Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pokes you with @@HIS@@ walking-stick to make sure you're feeling better. "Those United Federation mongrels are nothing but evil. I may be old, but give me a gun @@LEADER@@ and I will kill as many of them as I can!"
[EFFECT] the elderly have become the nation's front-line of defence
[OPTION] "We need to look closer to home to find out who tried to poison you @@LEADER@@," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security. "I've been watching @@RANDOMNAME(1) for some time now. @@HIS(1)@@ loyalty is very much in question; just last week when you were addressing the nation, instead of cheering and clapping like everyone else – @@HE(1)@@ was sleeping! Highly suspicious. There's an anti-aircraft gun we haven't tried out yet, I think we've just found a target."
[EFFECT] sleeping on the job gets you fired
[OPTION] "Don't be such a big baby!" bellows your over-bearing uncle. "I can't believe what I'm seeing here: you passed out for a few seconds and all this bawling and commotion breaks out. Stop being such a pansy, get in your chair and go back to running the country – you no good for nothing work-shy lay-about! Be an example to the people that no matter how sick you may be, you're never too ill to work."
[EFFECT] being worked to death is viewed as an occupational hazard
