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[DRAFT] - Beating Exotic Eats! SUBMITTED 2/5/2019
[The Issue] - A viral outbreak has wreaked havoc in Kawandaland. While not directly harmful to the populace, the virus did wipe out their banana crop, a major food source and national export. World Assembly investigators later determined the pathogen entered the nation via contaminated fruit brought by travelers from abroad. Fearing a similar disaster in @@NAME@@, your advisors urge you to take action.
[Option 1] - "We're at condition red delicious here at the Ministry of Agriculture," reports Minister of Agriculture @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@HIS@@ worried face appearing on a monitor in front of you as @@HE@@ transmits from the ministry's 'citruation' room. "@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ agriculture is under increasing threat from foreign pathogens and pests. Strict regulations must dictate which food products are allowed into @@NAME@@. If someone refuses to let customs officers confiscate prohibited items, they'll just have to make like a banana- and split right back to where they came from."
[Effect] - travelers are subject to extensive searches if even a crumb is visible on their clothing
[Option 2] - "The honorable Minister's strategy appears sensible, but our agriculture would still be entirely susceptible to rot from within," counters unorthodox geneticist @@RANDOMNAME@@ while taking off @@HIS@@ hooded lab-coat and gloves. "Luckily, science can make our plants and poultry stronger, healthier, and better than ever before! Should the government sponsor a large-scale gene modification program, the next generation of domesticated flora and fauna won't even blink at exotic diseases. Besides, I've always wanted to make a chicken glow in the dark."
[Effect] - chocolate milk really does come from brown cows
[Option 3] - "GMO? More like GM No," professes self-proclaimed hippie saint @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We shouldn't mess with mother nature, like, ever. The only reason why things get sick in the first place is because they haven't been exposed to the, uh, sickening thing. Let’s encourage our farm-bound plants and animals to get stronger naturally by exposing them to new things. After all, its worked just fine in nature for like millions of years and stuff."
[Effect] - immigrant bugs are stealing jobs from native plant pests