https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-46944912
Okay... here goes. *prays for success*
This was a quick redraft, I wont be able to respond until Monday, but tell me what you think!
[TITLE] The Remains of That Day
[PREMISE]
Online e-commerce giant Rainforest became the centre of controversy when it was discovered that one of its top marketplace sellers -- 'DiamondGeezer99' -- has been selling remnants of a car-crash that left one person near-fatally wounded and another with minor injuries, having collected fragments from the roadside.
[OPTION 1]
Suddenly your phone rings, "That was my car!" sobs your cousin over the phone, audibly blowing her nose with a honk. "I got seriously maimed in that injury... Well, the doctor said I sprained my shoulder a little. And that crook is profiting from my pain. And my Vulgari sportscar! You should force ecommerce sites to clamp down on sleaze-merchants who are attempting to profit from someone else's pain -- especially mine!"
[FALLOUT] salesmen find themselves unable to sell paper they cut their fingers with as the government labels it 'Profiting off Pain',
[OPTION 2]
"I have the right to sell such things - its enterprise. Who wouldn't want to collect everything in the '@@LEADER@@ & their Family' collection!" says the seller of the crash parts, who you ponder how got in your office. "What would have been done with the car parts and broken glass shards otherwise? All trashed. Lets expand this - take it out of the legal grey area... Besides, that car was luxury, its parts, even broken will sell quite well, and I am sure a well cultured person such as yourself wouldn’t mind a cut of the profits."
[FALLOUT] get-rich-quick schemes often involve grave-digging, (IDEAS FOR THIS ONE PLEASE?)
[OPTION 3]
"What do we want?" "Socialism!" "When do we want it?" "NOW!" yells a mob below. The leader climbs up into your office window and places a paper on your desk. "This is exactly the problem with capitalism, can you see? The free market isn't possible without corruption of the system like this. Regulation is the only way out. Now sign this paper, and bring glorious socialism to the masses! Redistribution of wealth! Jobs for everyone! Being able to feed my kids again!"
[FALLOUT] Socialism is a remnants of car crashes,
I tried to cut out the waffle - even though I like waffles.