Description: Following an article published by the @@CAPITAL@@ Times reported an increasing number of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ are killed by furniture falling on them.
Validity: All nations
Options:
[option]"@@LEADER@, you need to do something about this," complains @@randomname@@, whose partner was killed by a falling piano. "Enact safety laws! No furniture that's taller than knee high, for example, or building materials have to be as light as cardboard to so furniture isn't heavy enough to kill."
[effect]The nation's leading wacky waving furniture store has to close its doors following new regulations in @@NATION@@
[option]"That's a foolish idea," pipes in your sister, "because there is simply nothing wrong with furniture. People are just idiots, and Natural Selection will take of them. I guess you could hang some posters reminding people to watch out for furniture, that way it doesn't look like you're ignoring things."
[effect]Furniture comes wrapped in informational pamphlets about furniture safety
[option]One of your advisers, @@RANDOMNAME@@, dodging a large falling bookshelf as they approach your lopsided, top heavy desk. "@@Leader@@, the real problem here is the assembly of furniture. Trusting people to assemble their own furniture at work or home is proving dangerous. Businesses need to be required to provide highly trained assembly crews to make sure furniture is safely assembled and won't hurt people."
[effect]Newspapers can't keep up with the high demand for classified ads seeking furniture assemblymen
[option]@@RANDOMNAME@@, a friend of yours in the furniture business, contacts you. "@@Leader@@, our businesses shouldn't be required to spend more money to do something that people have done for themselves for decades. Instead of burdening us, encourage customers to easily file claims for compensation if they're hurt by a company's product. The free market will figure itself out, always has."
[effect]Customers follow a wild goose chase in hopes to receive compensation for injuries.
First proposed a draft of this in 2015, then abandoned it. It certainly could use